That Dude (Why you've got to be complete sucka to believe Jameis Winston was point shavin')

"Whatttt?" These dudes really trippin now!"
John Wayne once said, “Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.” Gustave Flaubert, the famous 19th century French writer, made a boy think with, “To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.” Then Christopher Hitchens, the famous journalist, left boyz with this, “There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.”

Well playa…here we go again! We’ve got some dun named Incarcerated Bob breakin’ a story that Jameis Winston was point shavin’ durin’ the first half of the Louisville game to help his high school teammate win a $5,000 bet. Now Florida State was down 21-7 at the half so that’s all ole boy needed was for them to be down at the half to win. Now how lazy of an argument can you find out here bruh?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! My problem with this foolishness is with all of the suckas on Twitter and Facebook that believe whatever boyz say out here about Jameis. At least run with information that makes some sense bruh. This Incarcerated Bob cat is the same dun that tried to throw Clemson’s Tahj Boyd under the bus with unfounded gambling rumors.

What kills me is that people out here will believe everything that some fool writes because it’s written. It’s like the idiot that will tell you something that makes absolutely no sense but when you call him on it he’ll fire back with, “I read it in a book.” Like everything in a book is right! There are idiots writin’ books too. You freakin’ moron!

And who is the idiot bookie that takes a bet on Florida State bein’ down at the half? Florida State is always down at the half! If that’s the case you can say that Jameis Winston has been point shavin’ in darn near every game they’ve played in durin' the 24 game win streak. Stop and think for a minute bruh! Don’t be that dude. So was he point shavin’ in the National Championship game last year? Was he point shavin’ against ole dull NC State? Was he point shavin’ against Notre Dame at the crib a few weeks ago? Stop it bruh! Don’t be that dude! When you're that dude you look stupid and that's not a good look.

Just because it’s some cat that went to high school with him that placed a bet doesn’t mean that Famous is involved. Do you know how many cats that grew up with me that have robbed banks, stolen cars and committed murders? I couldn't name them all. Just because you know a clown that’s gotten into some craziness doesn’t mean that you’re involved. You just happen to know that fool.

Let me put it where the goats can get it. Think about this bruh, his boy is a defensive end at UAB. So he obviously knows like everybody else in America watchin’ college football that Florida State starts slow. So more often than not in big games they’re goin’ be down in the first half. So if he knows that and you know that and I know that then why doesn’t the dun takin’ the bet know that? Just on that information alone you know that it’s a bogus story because the bookie is in it to make money not to lose money playa. Who takes a bet that FSU is gonna be down at the half on the road against a ranked team? A bookie sure isn't! The bookie is bettin' on the line bruh not just FSU bein' down at the half with no line at the end of the game. So stop it!! 

Then the clown says that Jameis picked up $1,900 from Western Union right before kickoff in Louisville! Now how is he gonna pick up bread in Louisville when he's about to play a game? So is hollerin' at a trainer like, "Hey dawg! I need you to run me up to Western Union real quick to pick up some bread before the game." 

They didn't say in Tallahassee on Monday after class but in Louisville before the game. Now how does a boy get $1,900 off of a bet that he hasn't won yet because it ain't halftime yet. Think people! Don't be that dude! 

On some real talk, if Jameis’ boy needed 5 stacks don’t you think Winston could make a phone call to one of these dull FSU boosters that love hangin’ around the program and get it? So until there is proof that Jameis is involved with some clown that he went to high school with gamblin’, don’t be that dude!

Bein’ that dude is what builds all of the gorgeous hotels and casinos in Vegas. Bein’ that dude is what makes cats that invented Twitter billionaires. Bein’ that dude makes you look like a complete fool because you ran with somethin' that makes absolutely no sense. And this clown Incarcerated Bob only gets hits on his site because you’re that dude. Stop it and stop me when I start lyin’!

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