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| "We got this playa! Don't even trip!" |
On Saturday the Florida State Seminoles wanted to be the best team in the building and showed up in Death Valley with a death wish for the duns that call it home. It was billed as the biggest matchup in ACC history and it became one of the biggest blowouts of top 5 opponents we've seen in a while. Florida State led by Famous Jameis Winston beat the mess out of Clemson 51-14! And that was the edited version!
I usually say that boyz got the breaks beat off of them or that they got the doors blown off of them but this was much worse. Clemson was chillin' in the 3rd spot talking mad noise about sitting in the BCS cat bird seat and by the time Chief Osceola and Renegade finished puttin' that thang on 'em they needed dental records to identify boyz!
The redshirt freshman, Famous Jameis, walked into a hostile environment and put up 444 yards and 3 touchdowns. When asked how he felt about the noise at Death Valley he responded like only a G would, "We don't play against noise! We're playing against the Clemson Tigers!"
When they kicked off there were 83,428 duns in orange screaming at the top of their lungs and by the end of the joint they simply understood what a top 1,2 or 3 team is supposed to look like! On some real talk playboy, Florida State and the Parliament Funkadelic (Oregon) have looked better that any other teams in the country!
Say what you want to about Bama but these boyz right here, are rolling deep! They've been impressive every week so far. Bama's winning but they haven't looked this good because they've played down the to competition every week except the Arkansas game. I'm expecting the SEC to cannibalize itself anyway. The way it's going nobody is going to run the table in the SEC and there will be two cats standing with unblemished records!
The best candidates to run the table are Ohio State, the Parliament Funkadelic and Florida State right now. Don't trip because it always works itself out! One of those duns are going to fall by seasons end too. So Just sit in the cut and wait for it because it's gonna happen!
Question is, "Is Florida State ready for the challenge because it just got "Turnt Up" when they went to Clemson and took their dignity, their girl and their new retro Jordans bruh! Now the bulls eye is on their backs! Now can they be some real G's and run the table?
Remember last year they were rolling and they fell asleep at the wheel against ole dull NC State and boyz pushed them out of the ride. The media and the computers can be fickle bruh so the only way to keep them happy is to win!
Ima keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The only team in the country that keeps getting passes with one loss and a dull schedule is Alabama! They had probably the WORSE schedule in the history of sports last year and got in and if there is a question this year with a bunch of one loss boyz again, they'll get in again with an equally bad schedule. So before you trip Florida State just win the freakin' games!
If y'all get tired in the middle of the night pull over. Because you can't afford to crash the Bentley into the guard rail and you're almost at the crib! Y'all know the drill, most accidents happen within 1.4 miles from the house! Florida State is in the zip code so boyz better turn the music up, let down the windows and stop hollerin' at the broads walking down the street. Keep both hands on the wheel and do it BIG because you can't even afford to knick the paint on that joint at all! Stop me when I start lyin!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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