Next! (Why the playoff picture just got REAL slim for boyz in the SEC)

"Move @!%*# get out the way! Get out the way!  @!%*# get out the way!"

Winston Churchill once said, “A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.” Epictetus, the ancient Greek Stoic philosopher, gave it to us like this, “The greater the difficulty the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests.” Then Abraham Lincoln put this on boy’z minds, “The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew.”

Well playboy… as boyz entered Week 11 of the college football season it got in the O.G.’s perspective “Real in the field playa!” For all of you suburban cats that means that it got difficult. As there were only two undefeated teams left and a host of one lost boyz holdin’ would be tickets to Willy Wonka’s Final Four! Nobody told some of these cats that it would be this difficult to just stay in line bruh.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Auburn figured that it could roll its helmet out on the field at the crib and beat ole dull Texas A&M. Well pimpin’... A&M brought that funk into Jordan-Hare Stadium and beat the brakes off of them 41-38. The final score was not indicative of the beat down they took at the crib bruh. Don't let a boy from Auburn tell you otherwise. So guess what playa, their ticket has been snatched and they've been pulled out of line and kicked down the street. Next!

Notre Dame and the dull Leprechaun went out to the desert and got ran over by a dun that looked like Satin ridin’ a moped with no pants on 55-31. Again, don’t let the final score fool you. Notre Dame got pushed around from the word go. And Everett Golson was horrendous in every aspect of the word. That dun must have been eatin’ popcorn with extra butter, took a bath in peanut oil and washed his hands in some old school Crisco. Talk about slippery when wet! He was a turnover machine and his offensive line must have been wearin’ Arizona State underwear. So now they’ve been kicked out of the ride like ole Eddie Cain. Next!

Kansas State and the fightin’ Bill Snyder’s rolled into Ft. Worth and got taken out behind the wood shed 41-20. Trevone Boykin put on the entire clown suit on these boyz complete with the homie sock, the dull water sprayin’ flower and the whoopee cushion bruh! Not only did he throw for 219 yards and a touchdown but he ran for another 123 and 3 touchdowns. Next!

Michigan State got carjacked at the crib by T.J. Barrett and the Ohio State Buckeyes in primetime. Sparty showed up with a gut and some Chuck Taylor’s on and got drug out of the ride in front of the home crowd. Next!

So now their standin’ out back in the alley with Notre Dame, Auburn and Kansas State plottin’ about how they can rob a boy that’s not payin’ attention to his surroundings.

The problem with the plan is that the only one that can still hit a lick is Auburn. They’ve got Alabama in two weeks in the Iron Bowl. So if they can go to Tuscaloosa and beat Bama they can at least keep those duns from gettin’ in too. Y’all know that misery loves company but to beat the Crimson Tide at the crib is gonna be tough. I’m not sayin’ that it would be impossible because Bama is in the middle of a gauntlet right now. They played LSU on Saturday then they’ve got Mississippi State comin’ in this week and then Auburn the followin’ week. Brutal!

So the only hope that the SEC has in gettin’ a boy into the playoff is if Mississippi State can run the table or Bama wins out and goes on to win the SEC championship. Any other scenario would be dull for the SEC. Even if Mississippi State ends up with one loss but they don’t win the SEC championship they’re shot! Why? Because you’re gonna have one loss teams that win the Pac-12, Big Ten and Big 12 playa. So a one loss SEC team without a conference title isn’t gettin’ in ahead of them and a two loss dun with an SEC title sure isn’t gettin’ in. Especially if he's comin' out of the SEC East because that side of the fence is horrible. I’m just sayin’!

So for all of you Bama haters in the south you’ve got one other choice bruh! You better start buyin’ maroon and white and screamin’ Stark Vegas for the next few weeks if you’re sick of Alabama representin’ you. Otherwise, you gone be dull if Mississippi State doesn’t win out!!!! Then Bama it is! Next! Stop me when I start lyin’!

P.S.: Make sure that you check out my HILARIOUS College Football Weekly Wrap Up: Week 11 later today! For the record playas I'm 39-17 for the season pickin' these games!

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