The Human Being (Why Roy Hibbert was finally forced to get out of the ride)

Hey dawg, it feels good to get out here!"

Benjamin Disreaeli, the 19^th century British conservative politician, once said, “I repeat…that all power is a trust; that we are accountable for its exercise; that from the people and for the people all springs, and all must exist.” W. Edwards Deming, the famous engineer, stood up and shouted, “Hold everybody accountable? Ridiculous!” Then John Stuart Mill, the 19^th century British philosopher, spit some fire when he said, “A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.”

Ole John must have been watchin’ Roy Hibbert durin’ the second half of the season last year when that dun kept pullin’ up with the team but wouldn’t get out of the ride. His inaction caused evil to his teammates and he needed to be held accountable for it.

Well playa… on openin’ night Roy pulled up with a bunch of new cats and not only did he take his seat belt off, he got out of the ride, ran alongside of the of it and at one point looked like he was pushin’ that joint finishin’ with 22 points, eight rebounds and 7 blocks leadin’ the Indiana Pacers to a 103-91 victory over the Philadelphia 76ers. Run Forest Run!!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! It was high time that the human being that is 7’2” 290lbs played with the potential that his maker put inside of him. I guess ole boy had no choice but to get out of the whip on Wednesday night with both David West (sprained right ankle) and George Hill (bruised left knee) are out for the next two games. We already know that Paul George is out all year rehabbin’ the broken leg and Lance is now ridin’ shotgun with the Jordanettes down in Charlotte.

So when boyz showed up to Bankers Life Fieldhouse on Wednesday night and the car pulled up everybody and their momma’s momma’s momma and their second cousins on their daddy's side, Pookie and Ray Ray, was lookin’ at Roy with the Spongeob Squarepants double blink complete with sound effects bruh. “What chu gone do?” With all of these new cats in the car there isn’t any time to lounge in the back seat, hang your feet out of the window, listenin’ to Luther eatin’ Skittles and hot water cornbread playa. It’s Redman! “It’s time for some action!”

Frank Vogel must have just taken the back seat out of the ride all together or had the duns increase the hump in the middle so that it would be too uncomfortable for a boy to sit on it for 48 minutes. Because from the word go Roy was a beast and his leadership allowed the other cats to get loose too.

Rodney Stuckey came off of the bench and dropped 16 points in 16 minutes and C.J. Miles hit the young 76ers up for 15, an old school dill pickle and some penny frost cookies from the corner store. Donald Sloan ran the point like a G with 16 points, 10 rebounds and 6 assists while Chris Copeland shot game out of the passenger side window with 11.

All cats wanna see from this team is some heart playboy! All respect in these streets comes from boyz lettin’ cats know that they aren’t the one! “Not me! Not know playa! You better move on down the road with that!”

Everybody in the world has counted the Pacers out even before they suited up this year. Peep this playa; they still have millionaires on that roster! That means that somebody believed enough in them to pay them that type of bread. So now they’ve gotta play like it and prove all of these cats out here wrong.

Nobody is expectin’ for a boy to win a championship but you better play like that’s why you got out of the bed bruh. Especially if you don’t wanna be out there only playin’ in front of Big Momma (Anna Pearl), Cletus, Ernie Sr., Ernie Jr. and Carla Purty. Because boyz don’t have time to wait on Buddy Love to show up! Not at these ticket prices playboy! I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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