One on One (Why boyz sound stupid tryin' to compare Mariota & Winston debuts)

"Me vs. You? That makes no sense bruh!"
Conan O'Brien once said, "When all else fails there's always delusion."  Bodhidharma, the 5th or 6th century Buddhist monk, gave it to us like this, "The ignorant mind, with its infinite afflictions, passions, and evils, is rooted in the three poisons. Greed, anger, and delusion." Then Carl Sagan, the well-known astronomer, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
Well playas...I'm just blown away by the delusion of these so-called media-types and diehard football fans that actually know nothin' about this game! After Marcus Mariota and the Tennessee Titans beat the brakes off of Jameis Winston and the Tampa Bay Bucs, these duns are screamin' from the roof tops that Tampa obviously made the wrong choice in takin' Famous over Mariota. After one freakin' game? Are you kidding me? 
 
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Neither one of these duns were playin' defense bruh! So what Mariota or Winston did had absolutely nothin' to do with the other! Mariota lightin' the Bucs defense up in the first half was a reflection of Tampa's defense bein' horrible not Jameis! Stop it! You sound crazy! 
 
Did Famous struggle in his debut? You darn right he did! And that's the edited version! Did Mariota look like freakin' Joe Montana? You darn right he did!! But one has nothin' to do with the other! 
 
Boyz have great games and they have terrible games! Andrew Luck looked terrible on Sunday too and he's one of the best in the business. It happens playa. So is Tyrod Taylor better than Luck because they blasted the Colts? You sound stupid! To say that the Bucs took the wrong cat in the draft after one game is asinine! This ain't year three bruh! 
 
RGIII was the freakin' rookie of the year three years ago! He's barely on the roster today! Brett Favre looked terrible and threw a pick on his first throw of his NFL career too. So don't start jumpin' to conclusions after one game! You sound stupid! 
 
We have no idea what either of these duns will become until they become it. But to think that a team made a mistake in draftin' a cat that lost one game in college that played in a pro-style system after losin' his first pro game is down right ignorant.
 
Mariota went 13/16 for 209 yards and threw 4 touchdowns in the first half! He had a monster day bruh! But that was more of Tampa Bay's defense bein' horrible than Winston strugglin'. Jameis was 16/33 for 210 yards, 2 touchdowns with 2 dull picks and he was sacked 4 times. 
 
That sounds like the Titans defense came to play. Could he have played better? Sure he could have playa but this ain't the freakin' NBA. You don't play both offense and defense. So to compare what Mariota did verses Winston is stupid unless they faced the same defense, had the same offensive line or were playin' against one another in a one on one situation. They didn't!!! Football is the ULTIMATE TEAM SPORT! So that means that all kind of duns have to do their jobs in order for the TEAM to be successful. You can't be that stupid bruh! Or can you? Stop me when I start lyin'! 
 
Playas Thesaurus: 
 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific. 
 
Holla At Ya Boy!
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