Honey (Why the Colts ended up in a bar fight that should have been an easy beat down)

"This shouldn't have been this difficult bruh!"

As I was comin’ out of Lucas Oil Stadium yesterday, I ran into these three cats arguin’ about boyz bein’ careless. Horace, the ancient Roman poet durin’ the time of Augustus, pulled off his Colts jersey and said, “Sad people dislike the happy, and the happy the sad; the quick thinking the sedate, and the careless the busy and the industrious.” Earl Derr Biggers, the famous novelist and playwright, put his brew down and said, “Careless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf.” Then the homie Hunter S. Thompson, the famous journalist and author, pulled off in his new whip shoutin’, “There is no fool like a careless gambler who starts taking victory for granted.”

Now I’m not sure if the Colts were takin’ the Baltimore Ravens for granted playboy but they were definitely careless with the football on Sunday. What should have been a beat down turned out to be an old fashioned bar fight as the Colts barely got out of the joint alive 20-17.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Colts dominated every aspect of the freakin’ game but boyz kept eatin’ popcorn on the sideline bruh! They could have beaten the brakes off of these cats but somebody was loyal to ole dull Orville Redenbacher. I know that dun is from Indiana but we’re tryin’ to play a football game here. Butter fingers cost Indy 2 fumbles and the lil’ big homie Andrew threw 2 dull picks. For all of you simple minded individuals, that’s 4 turnovers. Why? Because in old math it’s 2+2=4!

If it hadn’t been for their otherwise dominant play they would have taken an “L” in this one playa. They had more first downs 26 to 15, substantially more totals yardage at 422 to 287. Andrew destroyed the Ravens secondary with 305 passin’ yards and even the Colts ground game showed up like UPS on these boyz with 117 yards. The most staggerin’ stat of them all was the time of possession! The Colts held on to the rock like a hungry bull frog for more than 38 minutes! They had the ball for more than a quarter and three minutes longer than the Ravens did but they barely got out of the joint with their shirts on.

Now don’t get me wrong big pimpin’, a win is a win is a win. I get that! But let me put it where the goats can get it bruh. Turnovers are the difference between a boy gettin’ the bad chick and a dun losin’ the bad chick. Any cat with swagger and a mouth piece can get a dime piece but the key my brother is bein’ able to keep her. Because if she’s bad everybody with some swag and mouth piece is hollerin’ at her too. The question is, “Is your game tight enough to keep her?”

See everybody wants the same thing bruh! So you can’t afford to be careless with the prize. I’m still talkin’ to the Colts playa I just brought everybody else into the conversation too. I didn’t want boyz to think that bein’ careless was just a Colts problem. Think about this bruh, the Colts should be 4-1 on a four game winnin’ streak right now instead of 3-2 on a three game winnin’ streak. Why? Because they were careless with the rock against Philly in week two. They had the Eagles on the ropes and gave away the prize down the stretch.

This is an excellent football team with weapons all over the field that needs to understand that the bad chick can always be swayed by the dun with the most swag and fire conversation. Just because you can get the honey doesn’t mean that you’ll keep the honey. I’m just sayin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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