Flunkys & Fall Guys (Why if JPP had listened to Cris Carter he'd be playin' right now bruh)

Aw! I see whatchu sayin' now bruh! It's too late for me now tho!"

Eugene McCarthy, the former Minnesota congressman, once said, “Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important.” Richard P. Feynman, the theoretical physicist, broke it down like this, “I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.” Then Neil deGrasse Tyson, the astrophysicist and cosmologist, hit boyz in the face with, “No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don’t ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives.”

Well playas…one thing about it, the New York Giants won’t ever be accused of bein’ dumb because they kept askin’ Jason Pierre-Paul (JPP) the same question. “Lemme see that hand dawg?” They’ve been askin’ that dun the same question since July 4^th when this cat blew his hand up foolin’ around with what boyz are callin’ fireworks. Finally, last week they got a chance to see this dun’s hand and he looks like Edward Scissorhands.

He’s missin’ a portion of his right thumb, the entire right index finger because it had to be amputated and a portion of his middle finger. Let’s just say that that dun can’t ever go into gang territory in LA or Chicago ever again. Whenever he tries to wave or say whassup to a boy he’s gonna be accused of false flaggin’ and he’s gonna get beat up or shot up.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I see why that dun didn’t wanna let boyz see that joint! It’s mangled and he’s yet to sign his one year franchise tag worth $14.81 million. And by all accounts the Giants aren't lookin' to let him anywhere near that paperwork now bruh.

Ole boy is still havin’ surgeries to fix stuff, and that’s the edited version, so you already know that the joint was a hot mess when the Giants rolled up on him a few days after the incident.

JPP’s got to be one of the dumbest human beings alive bruh! Check this out playa; he was out there playin’ with explosives! We aren’t gonna call them fireworks because fireworks burn and numb a boy. Explosives blow dun’s fingers off. He’s doin’ all of this as he refused to agree on a long term deal worth $60 million. Since the Giants couldn’t get him to agree to a long term deal they did him a solid and offered to franchise him for the $14.81 million this year and he wouldn’t sign that joint either but he agreed to blow his darn fingers off. Genius!!!

Can you imagine how the Giants’ brass reacted when that dun pulled his hand out with essentially 2 and half fingers on it? They’ve been askin’ this cat for more than 2 months to “Lemme see it dawg?” and he’s been playin’ peek-a-boo.

Now all of a sudden his camp is tryin’ to convince the Giants that he’ll be ready to ball out in a few weeks. What?!!? If I’m the Giants I’d tell that fool to kick rocks just because he was stupid enough to light the darn explosives with his own hands.

That’s why Cris Carter was tellin’ boyz that they needed a fall guy. You make too much bread to be lightin’ fireworks playa. That’s the fall guy’s job. Let me put it where the goats can get it. The fall guy is the flunky! Everybody’s got one so put that dun to work! If he’d listened to Cris he’d be on the field today and his boy would be lookin’ like Edward Scissorhands but he'd be eatin' and drinkin' for free. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:   1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) False Flaggin’: verb – to falsely throw up gang signs which can typically result in death playa.
3) Did him a solid: verb phrase – to do a boy a favor

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