Self Inflicted (How the Colts shot themselves in the pinky toe on Monday Night)

"That's hurts bruh! That really hurts!"

Napoleon Hill, the famous author, once said, “Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.” John Quincy Adams broke it down like this, “Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.” Then Joyce Meyer, the author and speaker, put the icin’ on the cake with, “Patience is not simply the ability to wait – it’s how we behave while we’re waiting.”

The Philadelphia Eagles' hurry up offense only managed to only put up two field goals in the first half on Monday Night Football but they were patient enough not to panic. They’ve behaved and waited like ole John Quincy said until the difficulties disappeared and the obstacles vanished as they came from behind to knock off the Indianapolis Colts 30-27 on a dull field goal as time expired.

Let’s keep it real or all the way, 100 whichever comes 1^st! The Colts shot themselves in the foot more than the Eagles held them at gun point playa. The Colts controlled the time of possession all night with 36:15 to 23:45. Sure, the Eagles' hurry up doesn’t need the rock long to do damage with it, I get it. However, when you turn the joint over three times that’s the formula for bein’ dull like erectile dysfunction playboy.

It’s like the cat that’s been talkin’ strong all night at the club about what he’s gonna do and then falls short at the end of the night. Chip Kelly’s offense is nothin’ to play with bruh! So you already know that you can’t give them additional possessions durin’ the course of the night.

They called seven less plays than the Colts but outgained them 458 to 341 as Nick Foles looked like freakin’ Joe Montana against the Indy secondary down the stretch. This dun torched them for 331 yards passin’.

On a night when the Colts runnin’ game finally got dressed, put on some make-up and switched a little bit they had 169 yards on the ground. Boyz finally gave Trent Richardson some room to breathe as he managed 79 yards on 21 carries and even showed that wiggle that he had back at Alabama. All you gotta do is give him some runnin’ lanes and he’s fine. 

And already tired of all the Colts fans complainin' this mornin' about bad calls from the officials and bad play callin' by the Colts' offensive coordinator. YOU CAN'T TURN THE BALL OVER AND YOU CAN'T LET SUPER MARIO BROTHERS RUN UP AND DOWN THE FIELD ON YOU ALL NIGHT! Stop with the excuses! You shot your pinky toe off foolin' around with Miss Vera. 

The Eagles start the season 2-0 after erasin’ a 17-0 halftime deficit to beat ole dull Jacksonville a week ago and then they became only the fourth team in the last 30 years to win consecutive games in which they trailed by 14 or more points in the 2^nd half to beat the Colts, accordin’ STATS, LLC. For all of you simple minded individuals, STATS, LLC. are the duns that waste time lookin’ all of this foolishness up so that I don’t have to.

The Colts on the other hand start the joint off behind the dun at the gas station holdin’ up the line buyin’ lottery tickets, squares and Beef Jerky, ridin’ a bicycle 0-2 headed to Jacksonville next week. Now they’ve got to learn some patience and hope that the difficulties and obstacles disappear. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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