Dem Boyz (How the Bears got into the 49er's pockets once they fell asleep at the wheel)

"Hold up! Hold up! We dem boyz!"

Winston Churchill once said, “Never, never, never give up.” Ole dull Richard Nixon gave it to us like this, “Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. And don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.” Then Harriet Beecher Stowe, the famous abolitionist and author, gave cats somethin’ to chew on when she said, “When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, til it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.”

Ole Harriet must have been watchin’ the Bears and 49er’s on Sunday Night Football bruh because she told “Dem Boyz” from the Chi exactly how to handle that foolishness. Just hang around, never give up and ole dull Colin Kaepernick will fall asleep at the wheel to hand you a 28-20 victory on the road.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Niners were goin’ to work on the Bears and up 20-7 in the fourth quarter. Everybody in the joint thought that it was over so they started showin’ boyz around the new crib. You know how cats do when they get somethin’new? “Yo MTV, welcome to my crib.” They got up and put that joint in neutral thinkin’ that the Bears would just roll over and die on the road.

"We lost that game bruh?"

 Kaepernick started hollerin’ at the broads in the first three rows tryin’ to put together the after-party and forgot all about the Chi-town hustlers out there. The next thing he knows the rookie backup corner Kyle Fuller is in his pocket twice for his wallet playboy. Kaep threw a total of three fourth quarter interceptions and the Bears had taken over the house warmin’ party and planted the Bear Down flag in the front yard pimpin’.

Frisco lost that game more than the Bears won it playa! The Bears were out there playin’ with a piece of a defense because so many boyz were banged up. Think about it bruh, corners Sherrick McManis (quadriceps) and Charles Tillman (triceps), defensive end Trevor Scott (foot), safety Chris Conte (shoulder) and defensive tackle Jeremiah Ratliff (concussion) were either sittin’ or barely sittin’.

Cats started playin’ some old school house music on the side line and it was on and poppin’. “Everybody Jack Your Body!” and “It’s time for the Perculator!” So Dem Boyz from the Chi started jackin’ the bad decisions of Colin Kaepernick and perculatin’ the ball down the field. In all, the 49er’s turned the rock over 4 times and the Bears never let it go. You can’t win ball games turnin’ the ball over. Frisco outgained them 361 to 216 but kept givin’ up the rock. When you give a boy the rock you give him additional opportunities to score.

Not only did San Fran give up their sneakers 4 times but they had 16 penalties for 118 yards. They dominated the time of possession 33:51 to 26:06 and lost. Yeah playboy this win has nothin’ to do with the Bears and everything to do with the 49er’s implodin’ at the crib. Now the Bears will take it because a win is a win is a win. At the end of the day it says “W” not that Frisco got caught slippin’ at the light at 3 o’clock in the mornin’ drunk off of their own hype.

They made Jay Cutler look like a beast with four touchdowns and only 176 yards passin’ but he’ll take it all day playa. He threw three of them in the final quarter bruh. And give all the props in the world to the big homie Brandon Marshall. This dun was only cleared to play 90 minutes before kick off because of a bum ankle. Props to the Bears for battlin’ to get a win on the road and stop me when I start lyin’!

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