They Want EFX (Heat 109 Spurs 93)

Spoelstra: "Where did that come from bruh?" Wade: "I don't know but I'm glad it came!"

George Bernard Shaw said, “We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.” Winston Churchill stood up and said, “The price of greatness is responsibility.” Then Abraham Lincoln poured out a lil’ liquor for all the dead homies and said, “You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.”

Dwayne Wade finally decided to cut the smoke break and dice game short in the back parking lot of  AT&T Center and be responsible enough to play with his team all night. Chris Bosh, who put his house on the market in the middle of the Finals, “Wheredeydodatat?,” decided it made sense to show up and earn his ridiculous pay check too. Miami’s big three all came to work on the same freaking night as they polished off the Spurs 109-93.

 D. Wade must have been bumpin’ that Das EFX “They Want EFX” before the game to get his head right. “My waist bone’s connected to hip bone, My hip bone’s connected to my thigh bone, My thigh bone’s connected to my knee bone, My knee bone’s connected to my hardy-har-har-har!” What knee playboy?

Then ole boy went out and put in work going 14 of 25 and finishing with 32 points. Even ole diarrhea soft Bosh gave them 20 points and 13 rebounds. He was even diving and scrappin’ for loose balls. Then, “Mr. I’ll do whatever it takes” put up 33 points and grabbed 11 boards. The Heat got 85 of its 109 points out of those 3 duns like they were supposed to do.

 If your name is on the marquee then you gotta sing the lead bruh! I didn’t come to see the Revolution I came to see Prince! I don’t care nothing about Maze, I wanna see Frankie! You can put anybody back there playing those horns and beating that set of drums but if Larry Blackmon ain’t on stage with that extra tall flat top and that priceless red cup on we’re gonna have problems.  

I didn't tune in to see the Kawhi Leonard and Gary Neal show! When I hear the name Gary Neal I'm picturing a mailman in some wool shorts with thick tube socks on cutting across my lawn pissing me off! Not the freakin' NBA Finals!

Like I said before, why does their backs have to be pinned up against the wall for them to play like there’s no tomorrow? It’s the freakin’ NBA Finals bruh not the summer league! If you can’t be motivated to leave it all on the floor in the Finals every night what’s the point.

They all need to enroll in the Kevin Garnett School of Intensity Training. Say what you want about that dun but he’s gonna give you EVERY bit of his soul EVERY night. He plays a Tuesday night in February no differently than Game 7 of the NBA Finals. That’s why he’s always been my favorite player of all-time. There is no substitute for work ethic!

The Heat’s swarming D. forced the Spurs into turning the joint over 19 times which resulted into 23 points. Also Kawhi Leonard and Gary Neal came back down to earth last night like I told you they would. They only put up 12 and 14 points respectively. I shouldn’t say only because those were solid games for them but nothing like the foolishness they brought to the table in Game 3.

I’m about ready to climb through my TV and cut that cat’s hair with a pair of HD clippers! Do you hear me? I mean the bangs have grown since Game 1 bruh! Look here homeboy, in my straight out of the G voice, “If you ain’t gone cut it at least get somebody to come through and oil your scalp, trim the bangs and spray some old school Afro Sheen on it. At least do me that solid playa!”

Now the series is all knotted up at 2 and that guarantees that boyz will go back to Miami for a game 6! Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If Miami can just get back to the crib they can win this joint. It’s like fighting boyz from around the way. You get caught in the wrong neighborhood and take a beat down but if you can just make it to the crib you’ll be alright. Once you make it to the edge of the hood you’ve got boyz that will have your back. That’s Miami right now bruh!

It should be fun to watch down the stretch. The question is, which Heat team is gonna show up? If they play the way they're capable of playing they’re unstoppable but heart is the deciding factor playboy and that joint doesn’t always come to work with the team. That's why they all need to see a specialist this morning. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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Jay Graves
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