Hummin' Comin' At Cha (Pacers 76 Heat 99)

"Take that with cha! That's yours!"

Vince Lombardi stood up and said, “There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game and that is first place. I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay and I never want to finish second again!” Then Pablo Picasso kicked his old school Stacey Adams up on the table and shouted, To finish a work? To finish a picture? What nonsense! To finish it means to be through with it, to kill it, to rid it of its soul, to give it its final blow the coup de grace for the painter as well as for the picture.”

Well the Miami Heat must have been ridin’ around with both Lomdardi and Picasso Monday afternoon before heading over to American Airlines Arena to beat the brakes off of the Indiana Pacers 99-76. Not only did they hate the thought of finishing second in the Eastern Conference but they were looking to rid the Pacers of their soul playboy and that they did.

With a monster defense the Heat forced the Pacers into turning the joint over 21 times which they quickly turned into 15 points. In every Heat loss during the series they were destroyed on the glass and in points in the paint. I asked LeBron during the post-Game 6 press conference what were they going to do differently to change that in Game 7 and he said, “Just the opposite of what you said.” Great answer playboy! They matched the Pacers in points in the paint with 30 and were +7 on the glass in Game 7!  

So on some real talk, the Pacers turnovers killed them! The Heat only shot 39% vs. the Pacers shot it at 40%! So the 15 points off of turnovers put the nail in the coffin for the boyz from Naptown.

LeBron did what LeBron does as he put up 32 points and grabbed 8 rebounds. Ole smoke breakin’ D. Wade finally came into the building and dropped off 21 points matching his postseason high. Chris Bosh initially looked like he was gonna put in work when he snatched 6 rebounds early. He finished with 8 so I can’t beat him up too bad in that category but this dun was still 3-13 from the floor with only 9 points.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This cat must me allergic to contact bruh! I mean, he was trying to be aggressive and get to the rack but he’s as soft as infant diarrhea. Every time he went to the bucket David West or Roy put him on his back. I thought Bill Lambeer was out there or something!

I was really waiting on Puffy to run out on the court to help him get his sexy on and give him a gallon of Proactive. That dun looks like he’s going through puberty all over again. Wheredeydodatat?

Mad props to the Pacers for handling their business this season. They got out of the gate slow without Danny Granger in the mix but boyz grew up fast. The world saw Paul George become a superstar in this league playboy and on the some real talk; he finished as probably the 3^rd best all-around player in the NBA behind LeBron and KD. Try to show me a better complete player than Paul George and I’ll slap the drugs out of your hands because you're smokin', inhalin', injectin', sniffin' and swallowing something that you need to be delivered from playa!

The Heat had no idea these boyz were gonna give them that type of series but it has probably made them a better team as a result of it. My old man used to say, “Be a good sport and pull for team that beat you.” So Pacers fans SHOULD get behind the Heat and give them love going into the Finals but they won’t because 90% of the world is filled with haters and boyz don’t wanna see LeBron win another ring.

Also 100% of the Jordan jock sniffers are definitely not behind this young boy because with every accomplishment he threatens the very existence of what they believe to be immortal, “Air Jordan.” All I know is that before every one of these playoff games they put some type of stat up and LeBron was always ahead of MJ in every one of them and he’s still got at least 7 more good years in him.

 If this young cat can pull off a win this year in the Finals he'll have 2 rings vs. 1 for Jordan at the same age of 28! Not to mention 4 MVP's vs 1, 4 Finals appearances vs. 1 and the fact that this boy can play ALL 5 positions and guard them at 6'8" 260 lbs. vs. 2 maybe with a stretch 3 and that's a huge stretch for Jordan at 6'6" 210lbs.! I'm just sayin'!

Why age? Because age ultimately determines how long a boy plays the game playboy! If you don't think that this young boy isn't going to surpass Jordan in EVERY category and become the G.O.A.T. when it's all said and done you're a fool! In my Hoggy Low Down voice, "Waaait for it! Because he's bumpin' that Xscape, "Hummin' Comin' At Cha" all the way to the Finals!

Good luck Heat!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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