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The REAL reason Andrew Luck is worth EVERY bit of $140million! "Gettin' Back"

"Thanks for tellin' these boyz Jay because I'm too humble to say it!"

Chuck Norris once said, "Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth." Bob Marley gave it to us like this, "Truth is everybody is going to hurt you: you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." Then Alfred Hitchcock broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it."

Well playas...a good quarterback is when the six year extension is worth payin' him $140 million and guaranteein' that dun $87 million of it and NOBODY blinks an eye! On Tuesday the Indianapolis Colts pulled the Brinks Truck up to Andrew Luck's crib and made it rain like Drake and 2-Trainz! The only difference is that he didn't have to pick his bread up off of the floor. Jim Irsay and Co. made the ultimate commitment to the you the young QB which was the largest contract in NFL history.

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He's worth every penny of it playboy. Not because he's a straight up baller that has the 4th most passin' yards (14,838) by any quarterback in his first four seasons in NFL history. Ole boy is also only the fourth quarterback with at least 100 touchdown passes through four years, includin' hittin' boyz in the dome with an NFL-leadin' 40 back in 2014.

Now 2015 was another story bruh! That dun got pledged all last season because they couldn't protect him at all. Not only did he miss two game early in the season with his ribs all jacked up. He missed the final seven games with a lacerated kidney!!! Wheredeydoatat? That dun spent the entire season underground in the cut gettin' the dog snot beat out of him.

If they're gonna put him on the books for $140 million they better have the darn Secret Service out there protectin' him bruh! So why is he worth every penny of it? Because the NFL, Jim Irsay and the city of Indianapolis are all makin' far more bread off of him. That's why!! When Andrew Luck is playin' the NFL can put that dun on national television, sell a boat load of ad space and jerseys, Lucas Oil is sellin' out of tickets, beer and food, every dun in town with a restaurant sellin' alcohol and food is gettin' back EVERY week! The video game manufacturers are makin' billions off of his likeness and the more the Colts win because of his presence the city builds more buildings that increase the value of livin' in Indianapolis.

Oh I'm talkin' crazy? Let me put it where the goats can get it. Drive downtown Indy this mornin' and look at all of the shiny new buildings, restuarants and hotels that Peyton Manning built durin' his tenure in Naptown! When I moved here in 1998 there was NOTHIN' downtown bruh! You couldn't eat after 9pm and there was nothin' to do and nowhere to live. Now there is so much to do down there that you need to make reservations at the JW Marriott to get it all in. Everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, lives downtown now! And guess what pimpin'? EVERYBODY is gettin' money! So thank you Peyton Manning!!!

Do you really think that the city of Indianapolis would have hosted a Super Bowl if the Colts weren't winnin' 10 years before? Peyton Manning build Lucas Oil Stadium bruh! Playin' on Monday Night Football more often than not built up downtown bruh! And Andrew Luck has the same potential based on his first four years in the league. He doesn't have to be Peyton but if they continue to win and make the playoffs it's all good. They didn't make the playoffs last year because he was hurt bruh!

So if Andrew Luck has the potential to be as stable of a quarterback as Peyton, he's worth EVERY bit of that $140 million! I say give the dun $100 million guaranteed because it's all semantics anyway. It's about time they start payin' these boyz what they are really worth. Sure, nobody is worth that type of bread to simply play a game but if everybody standin' around the game is makin' money off of the cat playin' then break him off a piece of that sweet potato pie like Domino. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Spit: verb - to say

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.

3) Underground in the cut: verb phrase - the act of pledgin' a black fraternity without officially bein' a pledge. It's when the brothers of the fraternity cheat and pledge a boy for 2 weeks or longer without lettin' the national headquarters know that boyz are on line. To be in the cut is to bend over to get swatted with a paddle.

4) Gettin' back: verb - makin' a profit off of their investment

5) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

6) Domino: noun - rapper/singer in the mid '90's that had a hit song called "Sweet Potato Pie."

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Why Leremy Tunsil is a train wreck waitin' to happen bruh! "The Gas Face"

"Is the chain too much bruh? Yeah, way too much but it's none of my business!"

Horace once said, "Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment." Rumi gave it to us like this, "You know the value of every article of merchandise, but if you don't know the value of your own soul, it's all foolishness." Then James E. Faust broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "Unfortunately, some of our greatest tribulations are the result of our own foolishness and weakness and occur because of our own carelessness or transgression."

Well playas...Leremy Tunsil the 13th overall draft pick to the Miami Dolphins out of Ole Miss made a complete fool of himself on draft night because of his own foolish past. Now this dun swears that his Twitter account was hacked when someone posted a video of him smokin' something out of freakin' gas mask just before he was drafted Thursday night. Then a short time later someone posted a series of text messages to his Instagram account showin' him askin' an assistant at Ole Miss for some bread to help his momma pay her rent. Then the dun admitted to reporters when asked if he ever took bread from boyz at Ole Miss and the dun said, "I'd have to say yeah."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Where do I start with this foolishness bruh? He was at one point projected to be the No.1 overall pick but his own foolishness got in the way. Do you realize the difference in how much guaranteed bread there is between the No.1 pick and the No. 13 pick bruh? A lot!!! At or around $10M!!! Now I believe the dun when he says that his social media accounts were hacked because NOBODY is stupid enough to put themselves on blast on purpose on draft day!! So somebody was out to ruin this kid.

However, when asked about his social media accounts he said that he doesn't have control of them. First mistake bruh!! Why not? You ain't the freakin' POTUS!!! Who are you that you don't have control of your own accounts? Secondly, he admitted to the doin' the foolishness that was posted. He admitted to that bein' him in the gas mask video. Well...he couldn't deny that because it was clear that it was him. Then he made the ultimate brain fart and admitted to takin' money from a boy at Ole Miss!! Ouch!!!

"How do I look bruh?"

Why are you makin' videos of yourself doin' something illegal and why would you admit to takin' bread at Ole Miss on draft day? Where is this cat from bruh? I know that boyz smoke weed! They've been smokin' weed since the freakin' beginnin' of time but to video yourself doin' it is crazy! So when a boy posts that foolishness you can't blame anybody but yourself.

On the day he becomes an NFL player he completely throws all of his teammates and the Ole Miss program that put him in a position to become a millionaire under the freakin' bus, OFFICIALLY.

He and his stepfather have been beefin' since last year as a result of them both filin' domestic violence charges against each other after Leremy jumped on him for allegedly hittin' his mom. The charges have since been dropped. However, on Tuesday his stepfather, Lindsey Miller, filed a civil lawsuit against him in Lafayette County Court allegin' that ole boy defamed his character and caused "intentional infliction of emotional distress." Straight foolishness bruh! Can anybody guess who the fool is that's tryin' to ruin this kid on the biggest day of his life?

Tunsil missed the first 7 games of the 2015 season as a result of the NCAA jammin' him up for violations of improper benefits. So we already knew that he was reckless but to admit to this foolishness on draft night is beyond ignorant. He doesn't owe the freakin' reporter or the NCAA two dead flies smashed at this point. Why even answer the questions. You're in the NFL now bruh. None of that follows you to the next level in terms of bein' liable to discuss.

And we all know that boyz get broken off with paper at school. The problem that I've got with this dun is that he's reckless with his business. Videos of foolishness and textin' instead of havin' face to face conversations about what he needs. Lettin' someone else handle your social media feeds. And the ultimate sucka move was throwin' Ole Miss under the bus on his way out. Straight suck move bruh! These new cats blow my mind!!!!

Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh! Money is like alcohol! It doesn't change people. It just brings out what's already there. Leremy Tunsil was outta control when he was broke and he's gonna be a complete mess with money in his pockets. He's a train wreck waitin' to happen. Trust me on that playa and stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it at simple as pie. To put it in the ground level so boyz can understand it.

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Why Jaylon Smith is NOW the poster child for not playin' in meaningless bowl games! "Why"

"You believe this foolishness bruh?"

Walter Kirn, the novelist, once said, "Uncertainty doesn't make life worth living, quite, but it does make striving and gambling worth attempting." Jennifer Aniston gave it to us like this, "Oh, it's not really gambling when you never lose." Then Hunter S. Thompson, the journalist and author, knocked a boy'z old school 40 ounce out of his hand when he spit, "Gambling can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. Weird things happen suddenly, and your life can go all to pieces."

Well playas...that's exactly what happened to Jaylon Smith in the Fiesta Bowl this past January! Potentially the No.1 overall pick in the upcomin' NFL draft suffered a severe knee injury in a game that meant absolutely nothin'! After havin' reconstructive surgery he's still sufferin' from nerve damage and boyz don't know if he'll ever fully recover. So on Thursday cats don't know if or when he'll be drafted. Some reports say he'll go the second round and then some cats are sayin' that he may not even be drafted. I doubt that very seriously but I know that he won't be the first dun off of the board.

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Jaylon Smith had no idea that he'd be injured in a game that meant nothin'! So I'm not mad at him for playin' in it. However, any cat that's a potential first round pick goin' forward that suits up to play in a non-playoff bowl game or the National Championship is crazy!

Bowl games means ABSOLUTELY nothin' to a dun that is about to be a first round draft pick bruh. Sure, it's additional practice for the underclassmen comin' back next year but it's a freakin' waste of time for the dun leavin' for the NFL and especially a potential first rounder. He's got nothin' to gain and EVERYTHING to lose. Notre Dame made crazy money for playin' in that bowl game and Jaylon Smith could have potentially lost everything from a football standpoint. I'm just sayin'!

So why on earth would a boy risk playin' goin' forward if he sees Jaylon Smith fall down the draft board on Thursday? Will somebody, anybody answer that question for me?

It's like boyz linin' up to play in the freakin' Olympics. If you are an established superstar in the NBA you've got to be a complete fool to play in Rio this summer. Why? USA Basketball isn't payin' you to put your body at risk. Paul George would be the biggest maniac ever to go back out there. And Steph Curry would be the 2nd biggest. Why? Because they don't need the exposure or the branding. So why do it? It makes no sense!!!! And you can throw that patriotism foolishness out of the window bruh. Pay those dudes or get college players to take the risk because they need the exposure.

Again, Jaylon Smith didn't see it comin' so you can't fault the kid for playin' in the Fiesta Bowl. But if you're an agent, a parent or just somebody's homeboy. Tell that dun not to play in a bowl game that means nothin' if they are a potential first round draft pick.

What can the university do about it bruh? Kick the dun off of the team? Take his scholarship? They can't do a thing about it because he's done with them anyway. Screw the fan base because they aren't gonna pay the kid the difference in bread he can lose gettin' hurt. So what they think of you is irrelevant. In my "Hustle and Flow" DJay voice, "Get yo money mane!!!"

Here's the sucka fan talkin' out the side of his neck like Larry Blackman from Cameo, "He could have gotten hurt at anytime!" He sure could have playa but he didn't! He got hurt playin' in a game that meant nothin' to him. Winnin' or losin' the Fiesta Bowl wasn't goin' to change a darn thing for him. It only changed the bank account of Notre Dame by several million dollars.

Usin' last years numbers for the No.1 overall draft pick which was Jameis Winston, Jaylon Smith is losin' a salary of $22M with a $14M signin' bonus. In the NFL the only thing that is guaranteed is the signin' bonus bruh. So if nothin' else ole boy has potentially lost $14M in guaranteed bread foolin' around with Notre Dame and the darn Fiesta Bowl. That's why ANYBODY lookin' at this situation shouldn't play in a non-playoff bowl game EVER again.

Let me put it where the goats can get it. The university has already used a boy up. So once he secures a reputation and knows that he's a potential first round draft pick it's time to throw those two fingers up when the regular season is over. That's real talk playa and I don't EVER wanna see another story like Jaylon Smith because you've already seen this movie. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude. guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to break it down to it's simplest form, to put it on the ground, to make it elementary.

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How Tom Brady has finally been treated fairly bruh! "Nino Brown"

"Hey bruh, is the fake smile workin' or no?"

James E. Faust, the well-known religious leader, once said, "In this life, we have to make many choices. Some are very important choices. Some are not. Many of our choices are between good and evil. The choices we make, however, determine to a large extent our happiness or our unhappiness, because we have to live with the consequences of our choices." Margaret J. Wheatley, the writer, gave it to us like this, "Without reflection, we go blindly on our way, creating more unintended consequences, and failing to achieve anything useful." Then M. Scott Peck, the famous psychiatrist, broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "The difficulty we have in accepting responsibility for our behavior lies in the desire to avoid the pain of the consequences of that behavior."

Well playas...ole Tom Brady kept tryin' to avoid the pain of the consequences of his behavior and now he finally has to accept the responsiblilty of it. On Monday a federal appeals court ruled that the dun must serve the four-game "Deflategate" suspension that he should have served last year. In the court's own words, "We hold that the Commissioner properly exercised his broad discretion under the collective bargaining agreement and that his procedural rulings were properly grounded in that agreement and did not deprive Brady of fundamental fairness." For all of you simple minded individuals they said that Goodell wasn't out of line in suspendin' this cat because he had the authority to, based on what the Collective Bargaining Agreement says. In hood terms, "Tom needs to go sit his "A" down somewhere."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If Tom Brady would have just told the truth in the first place he wouldn't be lookin' stupid today. Everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, knows that that dun told the equipment and locker room cats to deflate those freakin' balls. Boyz aren't touchin' or tamperin' with the quarterback's ball without permission. Stop it! You sound crazy even tryin' to defend Tom Brady at this point. No way is a boy tamperin' with one of the GREATEST QUARTERBACKS of ALL-TIME's footballs before the AFC Championship game without bein' told to by the No.1 Dun himself!

That's like a gasoline guy or the jack man jumpin' in Dale Earnhardt's car an hour before the freakin' Daytona 500 and goin' to the liquor store. That ain't happening' bruh! Tom Brady's lyin', we all knew that he was lyin' and the court ruled based on the law not on how they felt about him or the league. Brady made this thing worse bruh.

It's like when you tell your own kids, "If you tell the truth you won't get into as much trouble. However, if you lie to me it's gonna be worse." All ole boy had to do from jump was to say that he likes his footballs right at the lowest legal level and we must have gone over the limit. I'm sorry for the mix up. I take full responsibility. It wasn't on the equipment guys it was on me."

If he'd just done that the league would have hit him with a $25K fine and kept it movin'. However, as a result of lyin' about this foolishness he's draggin' it out into the 2016 season. How fair is that to his teammates? Stop lyin' and take the heat like a real G! Look here bruh, if you're gonna act like a G and pull some underhanded foolishness then be willin' to accept the consequences of your actions. Because at this point it's gettin' stupid.

And no, I'm not runnin' around here happy about the suspension because I live in Indianapolis. I could give two dead flies smashed about the Indianapolis Colts. I don't play or work for them. It didn't matter if the balls were deflated or not, the Colts can't beat the Patriots if they were playin' with a Nerf football. It's the principle here. Tom Brady tried to pull a fast one and now he's finally gotta pay the price of sittin' the 4 games. Ole boy walked in like Nino Brown on Monday and walked out feelin' like him to. When the judges ruled 2-1 in the league's favor he was hit right in the heart. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc, It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) From Jump: Verb phrase - from the start
4) Nino Brown: noun -the drug dealing character in the movie New Jack City that always thought that he was above the law.

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Why it's IMPOSSIBLE for Rosenhaus to fire Johnny Manziel! "286MPH"

Johnny: "You can't fire me bruh! But you can quit!"

Graham Greene, the English novelist, once said, "Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully." Charles Duhigg, the Pulitzer-Prize winnin' reporter, gave it to us like this, "Between calculated risk and reckless decision-making lies the dividing line between profit and loss." Then Edwin Hubbel Chaplin, the well-known preacher, shut the buildin' down like a gang fight in The G when he spit, "Gaiety is often the reckless ripple over depths of despair."

Well playas...ole Johnny Manziel is past the point of gaiety but he's definitely the reckless ripple over depths of despair. Simply put, this dun is outta control bruh! Accordin' to a letter written by the attorney representin' the owners of a rental property that ole boy rented earlier this month, he trashed the joint. The letter states that Manziel only rented the place from April 4-6 and caused $19,580 in damage to the joint!! What!!?? There were extensive cigarette and marijuana burns on the carpet, wine stains that couldn't be removed and there was a broken door too. Straight foolishness bruh! Straight foolishness!!

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Again, this dun is gone bruh. Ole boy that owns the crib said that he fell through and Josh Gordon was over there too. I can't make this stuff up playa. Accordin' to Nicholas Goodwin of the The Goodwin Group, who owns the crib, said that he went over the house on April 6 and a dun at the house told him that he was Josh Gordon. He hollered at him for a minute and said, "'How do you know these guys?' The ole boy told him, 'I played with Johnny over at Cleveland.' Goodwin said, 'Your name?' He said, 'Josh Gordon.'

Birds of a feather flock together! These cats are drivin' 286mph on a One Way the wrong way blind folded and butt naked foamin' at the mouth with their hands tied behind their backs. It's not gonna end well bruh. These two cats have a death wish and if they don't pull over now it's gonna be bad.

Now what I will say is this, I'm sick and tired of all of these fake media-types hollerin' that Manziel's agent, Drew Rosenhaus, fired him this week. That dun didn't fire Johnny, he quit!! An agent can fire someone that he works for. You sound crazy even suggestin' it. Rosenhaus doesn't have the power to fire anybody. He works for the freakin' player. These dudes out here kill me with this foolishness. Rosenhaus quit and I don't blame him but please get it right. If a player hires you to represent them and they pay you a percentage of what they make then you work for them. Not the other way around!! Therefore, you can't fire them. They can only fire you or you can only quit.

When was the last time you heard of a boy firin' his job? Get outta here with that foolishness! And stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) The G: noun - Gary, Indiana
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
4) fell through: verb phrase - the act of visiting someone's house

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Why Josh Gordon isn't dumb! He's just an addict bruh! "Stop It!"

"Maaaan!"

Michelle Obama once said, "We learned about honesty and integrity - that the truth matters... that you don't take shortcuts or play by your own set of rules... and success doesn't count unless you earn it fair and square." Richard Branson gave it us like this, "You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over." Then Douglas MacArthur knocked a boyz drink out of his hands when he spit, "You are remembered for the rules you break."

Well playas...Josh Gordon is bein' remembered by the rules he keeps breakin' by failin' NFL drug tests even though he's in the drug program. Now this dun is already on suspension from the league for smokin' weed last season and now he's tryin' to get reinstated to play in the upcomin' joint. However, he submits a sample that's dirty and his B sample was diluted! A diluted sample is just like a dirty one bruh!

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy's got a problem playa! He's an addict! So let's stop tryin' to act like he isn't! I keep hearin' all of these duns on radio and TV tryin' to say that this cat is just dumb. He's got a drug problem more than he's dumb bruh!

Nobody in their right mind is goin' to choose weed over makin' millions of dollars playin' a freakin' game! Stop it! You sound crazy! I even heard some clown on ESPN radio yesterday sayin' that weed wasn't even a big deal and why are they trippin'? What!!? It's against the freakin' rules bruh!!! That's why they're trippin'!

It doesn't matter how you feel about the rules or weed bruh! It's the rule! You can't keep flunkin' drug tests and play in the NFL! PERIOD!!! Just like a regular boy can't work on his job and put up a dirty sample. It's no different. They don't care that you think weed isn't a big deal. It's the freakin' company policy bruh! Give us a clean sample and you can play! If that joints dirty you ain't playin'!

He's an addict point blank. Weed may not be a problem for most people but it's a problem for Josh Gordon! Why? Because it's keepin' him for makin' a livin'! Food isn't a problem for the cat that's 175lbs. but it's darn sure a problem for the dun that's 678 lbs. that can't leave his bed room. Why? Because he's addicted to it. Alcohol isn't a problem for the moderate drinker but it's definitely a problem for the dun that's picks up 4 DUI's in a month and he passes out at work once a week.

I even heard some fool on the same ESPN radio show say that Johnny Manziel was worse than Josh Gordon because Gordon wasn't involved in domestic violence situations. What!!!?? They both are involved in foolishness that keeps them from workin'! They're both just as bad! And if a boy has a drug problem you can't even begin to imagine the foolishness that he's into bruh! Stop it! You sound crazy!

The rules are the rules!! If you don't comply you don't play! If you don't play you don't get paid! It is what it is pimpin'! Stop tryin' to justify foolishness! This is the same dun that got suspended twice at Baylor and then got kicked out of school for guess what? Smokin’ weed!! He's the same cat that lost two game checks durin' the 2014 season and then was suspended for two additional games? Ain't he the same cat that got arrested on a DUI charge just weeks before reportin’ to trainin’ camp right after he checked out of rehab last summer? Oh yeah, he didn't play last season. Why? Because of failed drug tests. He's a drug addict bruh and he needs help. That's why the NFL just denied his reinstatement on Tuesday. Now he has to wait until August 1st before he can apply to be reinstated again. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Dirty: adjective - to fail
4) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to.

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How a dun with basic HOOD MENTALITY killed former NFL player Will Smith! "RIP"

"Rest in peace my brother!"

Frans de Waal, the Dutch primatologist and ethologist, once said, "When humans behave murderously, such as inflicting senseless slaughter of innocents in warfare, we like to blame it on some dark, 'animalistic' instinct." George Grosz, the German artist, gave it to us like this, "I had grown up in a humanist atmosphere, and war to me was never anything but horror, mutilation and senseless destruction, and I knew that many great and wise people felt the same way about it." Then DMX stood up and said something that actually made sense for a change when he spit, "There's a difference between violence and senseless violence."

Well playas...this mornin' we wake up to the news of more senseless violence that has taken the life of former Ohio State and New Orleans Saints defensive end Will Smith. On Saturday night at 11:30pm ole boy was out with his wife, Racquel, when his Mercedes G63 SUV was rear ended by some dun drivin' a Hummer H2. When Will was hit it caused him to hit another vehicle in front of him. Words were exchanged and ole boy drivin' the Hummer started blastin' and hit Will multiple times killin' him. He also shot the former Saints' wife twice in the right leg.

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The world we live in is a very violent place bruh! Therefore, we've got to always be cognizant of the foolishness that can pop off when we're out in this crazy world. Growin' up in the hood we were always conscience of the fact that things can go from 0 to 100mph just like that. So you've got to keep a cool head to keep it from gettin' out of hand.

Just readin' the initial reports of Will bein' shot after they exchanged words means that the situation got hot after ole boy ran into them. Will's wife was shot in the leg twice and he was still sittin' in the driver's seat with a gun shot through the front windshield. That means that Will never got out of the ride bruh! He was never a threat to this fool.

A witness at the scene said she heard noises outside and saw a woman arguin with a dun, but when she heard gunshots, she ran back inside of her house. So his wife was jawin' with this fool and it popped off? Straight coward bruh!

This is an example of why it's so important to keep a cool head even when you're pissed off about bein' involved in a car accident. People are CRAZY out here and the Smith's just happened to run into one.

You don't know what these fools might do and now we've got a great man, husband and father dead because some idiot was carryin' a gun and his emotions got the best of him. And guess what? He can't take that 10 seconds back. He can't just apologize to that man and his wife for runnin' into the back of his whip, not bein' an adult and waitin' on the police.

At some point we've got to learn how to just take a chill pill because this senseless violence is killin' way too many of our men and sendin' even more to prison. It's a sad day when a man is killed because he was rear ended by some fool drivin' a car that obviously had insurance. It's NUTS!!!

Most cats rottin' in jail today are in prison for the same exact reason! Almost to a man they'll tell you that they felt like somebody disrespected them. So if a man and woman are hot because you ran into the back of their ride, that gives you the right to kill the husband and shoot the wife? Hood mentality drives me crazy but unfortunately there's nothin' we can do about it. Basic hood mentality took that man's life and for what?

Will Smith is supposed to be at home this mornin' with his wife and kids, instead of them plannin' his funeral. May God bless his soul and his family durin' this time of bereavement. I wish I was lyin' this mornin' bruh but I'm not.

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1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific.
3) Whip: noun - luxury vehicle

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Why Ray Lewis should NEVER even mumble the words black on black crime! "Forgot bruh?"

"Y'all think they'll forget about this in 16 years bruh?"

Thomas Fuller, the 17th century English churchman, once said, "We ought to see far enough into a hypocrite to see even his sincerity." Hannah Arendt, the political theorist, gave it to us like this, "Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core." Then Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!"

Well playas...somebody needs to tell ole Ray Lewis that same thing bruh! Because this week he was lyin' and bein' a hypocrite all at the same time. This dun was feelin' himself and jumped on his Facebook page as he normally does to spit either some motivational joints or some knowledge. But this time he jumped out of the birthday cake like my boy Bernie Mac would say "Bucket Naked" talkin' like he's suffered way too many head injuries. He had the nerve to start goin' off about the #BlackLivesMatter Movement and how boyz aren't talkin' about all of these black on black murders that are takin' place in America. What!!??

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Before I blast this fool about the nonsense of that very statement alone, isn't he the same Ray Lewis that was charged with murder back in 2000 after the Super Bowl in Atlanta? Excuse my grammar playboy, but ain't he the same cat was involved in a fight with his homeboys in front of a Buckhead night club where the two cats they were fightin' ended up dead when they jumped back into the limo? The same two cats that were at full strength wrestlin' and fightin' and then minutes later were lifeless full of stab wounds? He ain't the same cat that got off on some BS because he had enough bread to make it happen is he?

So now 16 years later this dun wants to talk to you and I about black on black crime? Bruh! Really? Listen up Ray, you can talk to me about winnin' Super Bowls, bein' successful, bein' the very best I can be, overachievin', comin' out of the ghetto and survivin' poverty etc. But you can't say a word about black on black crime! Don't you ever mention crime, guns, violence, knives, wrestlin' or confrontation EVER!!! Stay in yo lane bruh! That's right I said it! YO!!! That means what belongs to you!!!

Now let me go in all of the fools that think Ray Lewis has a point when he starts blastin' the #BlackLivesMatter Movement. Just because the campaign says #BlackLivesMatter doesn't mean that ALL other lives don't matter! You sound stupid tryin' to even argue that point. It's an emphasis on the reality of "some" police in this country killin' unarmed black folks as if those lives don't matter. When you act like they don't matter there has to be an emphasis put on where the problem is bruh.

When we celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness Month in October and everybody puts on their pink we aren't sayin' that ALL of the other cancers aren't important! When November roles around and it's Diabetes Awareness month we aren't sayin' that ALL other chronic diseases aren't important. When duns put together a Gay Pride Parade they aren't sayin' that heterosexuals aren't important. They're only emphasizin' what is important to them because they can simply identify with it. See how ignorant you sound tryin' to blast anybody with half of a brain that understands that all people want in this country is to be treated fairly.

For ANYONE to sit back on their high horse and denounce any of these movements or celebrations is a direct indication of just how ignorant and insensitive people can really be. And guess what pimpin', you don't have to be white to be insensitive to what's goin' on in the black community. There are far too many black folks that have gotten rich, left the ghetto and now want to forget that they're now black and rich.

This fool starts spittin' statistics on black on black crime like he really knew what he was talkin' about'. Not even realizin' that he was soundin' like a complete idiot. He's throw the stat out that 93 percent of all black homicides were committed by blacks. But what the dun didn't tell you was that 83 percent of all white homicides were committed by whites. Why? Because people tend to get into it with people that look like them because ethnicities typically run together. If the Italian cat gets into a fight at the bar more likely than not he's fightin' or beefin' with someone that looks like him. Why? Because it's the Italian bar that all of the Italians in the neighborhood frequent. No different than the black guy beefin' with the dude down the street in the all black neighborhood they both live in.

My point here is, strop repeatin' everything some fool says because it sounds good. And definitely don't start tryin' to preach to folks about not doin' something that you have yet to admit to or apologize for. Yeah, we see you TV wearin' the suits and lookin' like you've got some sense. We love to hear you motivate boyz and give the inspirin' speeches! But please don't try to holler at boyz about not killin' folks out here in these streets. Leave that to somebody that has clean hands.

Now I'm not sayin' that Ray killed a boy. I am sayin' that the law says that if you're with a boy that commits a crime you're just as guilty of committin' that same crime. Somebody killed those duns and the only cats that were fightin' with them were Ray Lewis and his boyz. They didn't stab themselves and they darn sure didn't get stabbed by a ghost. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Put it where the goats could get it: To make it as simple as possible. Very elementary
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.

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How Greg Hardy just made it REAL easy for the NFL to walk away. "Crazy"

"Aw yeah bruh! I'm as crazy as they come! Trust me on that!"

James Faust, the well-known clergyman, once said, "Honesty is more than not lying. It is truth telling, truth speaking, truth living, and truth loving." Josefina Vazquez Mota, the Mexican businesswoman, gave it to us like this, "There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics." Hannah Adrendt, the political theorist, shut the buildin' down when she spit, "The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar and deceiver wishes to hide."

Well playas...ole Greg Hardy is havin' the darndest time tryin' to lie to boyz because it's impossible for him to hide a clear notion of the truth. Why? Because everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, has seen the pictures. On Monday this fool does a one-on-one interview with ESPN's Adam Schefter where he flat out denies that he's ever hit a woman.

This dun actually looked a boy in the face and with his own mouth said, "I've never put my hand on any woman. In my whole entire life, no sir." He goes on to say that he was raised in the bible belt and that his momma didn't allow them to even fight their siblings etc. Bruh, who's momma "allowed" them to fight their siblings? Really?

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Greg Hardy is either really crazy or he's just really crazy! This dun gets on national TV and says that he didn't steal the rims off of the car in front of Big Momma's house when the pictures clearly shows the ride sittin' on milk crates and the rims where found at his house with his finger prints all over them.

Did this fool forget that they took pictures of ole girl after he beat the brakes off of her? Where is this cat from bruh? Then after Schefter checks him by tellin' him that the pictures tell a completely different story and this dun says, "Pictures are pictures, and they can be made to look like whatever they want to. I didn't say I didn't do anything wrong. That situation occurred and that situation was handled, but as a man you can't avoid situations that aren't your fault or are your fault." What!!!!??

That dun sounds like he's in the principals office in the 3rd grade somewhere or like he's been with Project Pat sippin' on some sizzurp in Memphis. I didn't hit the chick but "I didn't say I didn't do anything wrong." What!!? If you didn't hit the chick then you didn't do anything wrong. So what did you do wrong bruh? Fart when you were thinkin' about hittin' her?

Let me slow down pimpin'! The accusation is that you hit the chick. If you didn't hit her then you did nothin' wrong! So how are you tellin' a boy that you didn't say that you didn't do anything wrong?

If I accused you of stealin' my rims only and you said that you didn't steal them. Then you're sayin' that you aren't guilty of the crime in question. You can't say that you didn't say that you didn't do anything wrong. Either you stole them or your didn't bruh? Either you hit the chick or you didn't.

That's why this clown isn't on a roster this mornin'. Nobody wants to fool with a fool. You did it, got busted and now say that I'm sorry and move on. Continuin' to lie about it is crazy. THERE ARE PICTURES of ole girl with bruises all over her. She didn't run into a semi and blame you for it bruh. Stop it! You sound crazy! And will somebody please stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: to say
2) Ms. Jackson: noun - popular song by rap group OutKast.
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to.

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The REAL reason LeSean McCoy wasn't charged! "Big L"

"Hold on a second bruh! You boyz have wasted all of my time and money for this?"

David Tang, the founder of the Shanghai fashion chain, once said, "I can't establish the veracity of what people say because only they know whether they are telling the truth. I can't look into your mind, can I?" Josefina Vazquez Mota, the Mexican businesswoman, gave it to us like this, "There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics." Then Michael Musto, the well-known journalist, broke it down like an O.G. at a playas convention when he spit, "In the last few years, the very idea of telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is dredged up only as a final resort when the alternative options of deception, threat and bribery have all been exhausted."

Well playas...the Philadelphia prosecutor's office is has finally come to their senses by decidin' not to charge LeSean (Shady) McCoy for beatin' the brakes off of some off-duty police officers on February 9. I told you boyz when it went down that they weren't goin' to charge ole boy even though the Fraternal Order of Police was tryin' to punk them into chargin' him.

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If the prosecutor's hasn't charged a black man with beatin' up police there was way more to this situation than the police or the prosecutor's wanted tell you. Because you know as well as I do that it takes nothin' for a black man to be arrested in this country. They'll kill a brother for sellin' loose cigarettes!! So you sure aren't gonna beat the dog snot out of some cops and not get charged. Like I said two months ago in the crazy Hot Joint entitled "Takin' an L" the Philly police and the media were runnin' that joint like Shady knew that he was beatin' the brakes off of some duns that were the police.

Now both you and I know that while these cats were up in the club stuntin' they weren't advertisin' to boyz that they were cops. You know they were stuntin' because they were in the same space with pro ball players. Now initially boyz were sayin' that the fight started when Shady and crew jumped on these duns over a bottle of champagne but more information came out that the cop tried to take the bottle that Shady and Co. already paid for. See, it was never about the bottle playboy. It was about respect. The cops tried to punk some cats without tellin' them who they were (cops) and ran into a buzz saw.

Now on some real talk, they knew who Shady was because he's LeSean McCoy, former running back for the Philadelphia Eagles bruh! EVERYBODY in that town knows who he is. You can't get into it with a boy, get the brakes beat off of you and then pull rank that you're a cop after the fact. C'mon bruh! Unless you told him that you were a cop when you started whoofin' with he and his boyz you can't pull a power move after you get a 2 piece and a biscuit. By not knowin' that you were a cop they treated you like any other cat talkin' crazy and tryin' to punk them over a bottle of champagne. And the DA's office knew that and that's why they didn't charge him.

Now I get it! They were probably willin' to take the "L' but they got beat so bad that they had to go to the hospital. So it had to be reported because you've got police officers showin' up with broken ribs, possible scull fractures etc. But that's why you can't, as a cop, be in the spot stuntin' and talkin' crazy to boyz without tellin' them that you were the police. The streets are the streets bruh! You know that playboy.

Now did I think that Shady was WRONG for bein' a grown man and fightin' in the club? YOU DARN RIGHT HE WAS! Was he WRONG for bein' a professional athlete fightin' anywhere? ABSOLUTELY!! But hold on a second playboy, were the off-duty cops WRONG for fightin' over a bottle of champagne in the club? YOU DARN RIGHT THEY WERE! Isn't the cop obligated to tell a boy that he's a cop, especially when he's out here talkin' crazy and tryin' to punk to a boy? YOU'RE DARN RIGHT HE IS PLAYA! And that's why ole boy isn't bein' charged!!

I don't know where you cats are from but fights don't just pop off. They didn't start scrappin' as soon as the bottle was put on the table. So there was plenty of time to pull out a badge and calm the situation down. But they didn't, gambled on themselves and took a serious "L."

It's like siblings fightin' upstairs and one cat gets blasted real good but all of the other kids are tryin' to keep that dun from goin' to tell mom downstairs because everybody's gonna get in trouble. However, the dun is bleedin' so bad that they have to tell mom and dad what happened. Everybody else gets a whippin' but the dun that was bleedin' gets a pass because he's hurt. That's what happened in this case bruh and the DA knew it. That's why they they let ole boy off of the hook and the Fraternal Order of police is sittin' around lookin' stupid right now.

What the off-duty cops didn't realize was that the police academy's trainin' didn't prepare them to fight with a freakin' machine. Professional athletes are machines! They may look like you but they make a livin' with their bodies. So even though that dun was out kickin' it and drinkin' like the rest of the boyz in the club. He eats all of the right foods, probably has a nutritionist, a chef and a trainer. You can't go toe to toe with him.

So next time you're in the club tryin' to stunt tell a boy that you're a cop first. Then he probably would have just bought you the freakin' bottle and saved himself the hassle of bein' arrested on some BS and wasted his darn money on lawyers. And if you're not goin' to tell a boy that you're a cop then just take the "L" like a regular cat and keep it movin'! Stop me when I start lyin'!