Why the Monmouth and Iona coachin' staffs are to blame for the fight! "Dead Flies"

"Foolishness! Foolishness I say!!" 

From time to time you already know that I’ve got to keep my ghetto pass current so I stop back off in the hood to renew my joint. The best way to do that is to get my car washed, pick up some brown bag and holler at the fellas in the barber shop. As soon as I walk in these cats were arguin’ about discipline. Jim Rohn, the Harvard professor and author, shouted, “Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.” William Feather , the publisher, knocked over the dominoes and said, “If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.” Then ole Jim came back with, “We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment.” 

Well  playas…both Monmouth and Iona are sittin’ up this mornin’ lookin’ like some fools because they’ve been plastered all over the news for all of the wrong reasons. They forgot to inform their coachin’ staffs that they were supposed to be teachin’ young men how to act like adults. After the foolishness that was the basketball game on Friday night they got into a fight and everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, are surprised that it even went there. 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Monmouth’s coachin’ staff has allowed their bench to act a fool durin’ the course of the games forever. Boyz are up dancin’, crawlin’ around actin’ like they’re dead, lookin’ for glasses and EVERYBODY watchin’ thinks that it’s cute. First of all playa, you’re sittin’ on the bench at MONMOUTH!!! If you’re sittin’ on the bench at Monmouth you’re not very good pimpin'! And you don’t have time or the room to be clownin’ ANYBODY bruh! Let’s just put that on the table off the rip!! 

Secondly, if a coachin’ staff allows that type of behavior they aren’t worth two dead flies smashed because no way should you be coachin’ and a boy sittin’ 2 or 3 seats down from you be climbin’ around on the floor and he’s grown. That’s like allowin’ your kid to crawl around on the floor in church. So what does that say about you and your program?  

Then the Iona coach goes into the game takin’ shots at the players on Monmouth’s bench. Even though I completely agreed with him you can’t even mention those fools. Why? Because you add another element to the foolishness  before the game even starts. Now not only do you have to deal with the players you’ve got to deal with their coach now further disciplinin’ them  or not because you mentioned them. It’s a vicious cycle bruh! 

So when the game is over ANYBODY that’s ever grown up in the ghetto knows that it’s about to pop off because boyz have been throwin’ coals in the fire the entire game. If fools are talkin’ crazy before, durin’ and after the game it’s only gonna take a boy to wink and it explodes. 

But what blows my mind is when these naive coaches go to the ghetto and recruit these kids that understand the streets and all of the rules of the streets.Then allow them to act like they’re in the streets in terms of talkin’ and whoofin’ all game and then jump up and down mad when it blows up. 

Remember a few years ago when Cincinnati and Xavier went to blows and both coaches were out there frontin’ at the post-game press conferences like they were appalled that the kids were fightin’? They allowed those duns to talkin’ crazy, push and shove the entire game and when the joint exploded they tried to act brand new. 

You went to that kids house and recruited him! So you knew what type of environment he grew up in. Therefore, you can’t let him get started and when you see the other team pushin’ buttons you’ve got to gather your team up with the officials and calm the situation down. Otherwise, you’re gonna have a boy get cold cocked and his nose all swollen lookin’ stupid on ESPN highlights and the university plastered all over the news today because you as a coach wouldn’t do your freakin’ job!  Stop me when I start lyin! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1. Brown Bag: noun - Fast food in the hood bruh, Chicken, seafood, burgers etc. It always comes in a brown bag, Thus the name. 
2. Ms. Jackson: noun - song by the rap group OutKast
3. Pop off: verb - about to go down. A fight is about to break out. 
4. Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.

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Why boyz give Bo Ryan and Steve Spurrier a pass but HATE LeBron! "The Fair"

"It ain't nothin' playboy!" 

Michelle Obama once said, "We learned about honesty and integrity - that the truth matters... that you don't take shortcuts or play by your own set of rules... and success doesn't count unless you earn it fair and square." Robert Frost, the famous poet, gave it to us like this, "A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." Then Chinua Achebe, Nigerian novelist, poet and professor, hit a boy in the dome when he spit, "What a country needs to do is be fair to all its citizens - whether people are of a different ethnicity or gender." 

Well playas...I feel the same way ole boy does about treatin' ALL citizens fairly regardless of their gender and ethnicity. Earlier this week Wisconsin head basketball coach Bo Ryan upped and quit on his team in the middle of their season with a record of 7-5. Earlier this football season a dun named Steve Spurrier bounced on the University of South Carolina football team with a record of 2-6. However, NOBODY called them quitters nor did they criticize them for walkin' away from their obligations as a coach. However, LeBron James in 2010 waited until he'd completely fulfilled his obligation to the Cleveland Cavaliers by playin through his current contract to announce that he was "Taking his talents to South Beach." And he suddenly became public enemy No.1! Why is that bruh? 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Why is it that duns like Bo Ryan and Steve Spurrier can quit on their teams and  universities in the middle of the season and not catch heat for it? How is it possible for people to think that it's permissible for a boy to sit in some kid's living room and tell their parents that they want their kid to come play for them when they're gonna bounce if they're losin'. They didn't tell them that playa. 

Their entire career as a coach they've told kids that it's about competin' and never givin' up. It's about perseverance and hard work. Always bein' there for your teammate, etc. However, as soon as the bottom falls out of the season the very dun that taught them that bounces. And more importantly, when they bounced the world said that it's completely okay! 

However, when LeBron decided AFTER the season was over and AFTER his contract was up to leave Cleveland boyz hated him because of the WAY he did it. There are even duns out here that hate him even more because he left Miami AFTER he fulfilled the obligation of that contract too!! But Bo Ryan and Steve Spurrier and throw in ole dull Bobby Knight too. Why? Because that dun bounced on Texas Tech when he started takin' it on the chin in the middle of the season. 

Why is it that NOBODY tripped when these cats left, universities, fan bases and most importantly, players hangin'? People to this day hate LeBron because he left Cleveland. Now is that fair? I need to stop lookin' for fair because Big Momma always said, "The fair only comes once a year! So get over it." Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say

2) Dun: the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Bounce: verb - to leave

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How Bo Ryan just ran hustle on boyz like Steve Spurrier and BobbyKnight! "Dip"

"You already know but don't tell anybody bruh!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger once said, "Learned helplessness is the giving-up reaction, the quitting response that follows from the belief that whatever you do doesn't matter." Douglas MacArthur gave it to us like this, "Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul." Then of all people, Mr. Dull himself, Lance Armstrong, hit boyz in the dome with some serious fire when he spit, "Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever."

Well playas...we wake up this mornin' to another dull coach quittin' on his team in the middle of the freakin' season! Bo Ryan announced that he would be retirin' effective immediately as the head basketball coach at Wisconsin after his team beat Texas A &M-Corpus Christi on Tuesday night. For all of you simple minded individuals that means that the dun was bouncin' after he finished tellin' boyz what he was doin'.

Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This dun just quit on his team playa! Don't try to spin it like boyz did when Steve Spurrier quit on South Carolina! That dun quit too! Why? Because he was losin'! Just like Bobby Knight's ole dull butt did at Texas Tech. And that's the edited version! Bo Ryan ran out of the joint because he's gettin' the brakes beat off of him this year and he doesn't want to deal with it so it's easier for him to dip than to stick it out. Wisconsin is 7-5 ALREADY bruh accordin' to ESPN! I don't watch Wisconsin basketball because it's too borin'' to stomach. 

Why? Because they don't have any brothers! How on earth in this day and age at a state school can you have a basketball team and only have two brothers? Wisconsin is just a little more than an hour from Milwaukee and Chicago! Stop it! You sound crazy tryin' to defend him. There are more brothers playin' at Yale and Harvard than at Wisconsin playboy! I said that last year and boyz went NUTS! In order to assemble a basketball team at a state school with 2 brothers it has to be intentional! Yes, Bo was winnin' but to consistently only have 1 or 2 brothers on the team in a sport that is 70 percent black is crazy and on purpose. And y'all are actin' like I'm the only dun with eyes that could see it! 

Back to my original point playa. They've lost more games already than they lost all year last year. They didn't lose but 4 games all last year! You do the math!!!!

That dun didn't wanna go out like a sucka so he ran out on his players early. Now you can read me his resume all day but my eyes don't lie to me. Yeah, I know that he's the winningest coach in Wisconsin basketball history with 364 wins in over 14-plus seasons. He led them to the NCAA Tournament EVERY year he was at the joint and before he arrived the Badgers had only gone to the dance 7 times in school history. He won 7 Big Ten titles with a conference winnin' percentage of .717 (172-68) which is the best in the history of the Big Ten. I get it playa! 

However, that's why the dun felt like he could dip on a boy and not get blasted for leavin' his players hangin'! Because everybody and their baby momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, is gonna be singin' his praises this mornin' because they can't spot a hustle for the hustle. 

Bo Ryan wouldn't be bouncin' if they were 12-0 or 10-2 at this point! That dun looked at the schedule and figured out that he's gonna keep gettin' the brakes beat off of him and it's gonna be a mess by March. Think about it bruh, they're 7-5 and they haven't even started conference play! They've lost 5 games playin' non-conference cats like Milwaukee bruh! 

Bo Ryan ain't crazy but these ole fake media-types singin' his praise this mornin' are. He just ran a hustle on EVERYBODY and especially the kids that came to Wisconsin to play for him this year. He sat in their livin' rooms and told Big Momma that he would be their baby's coach and this dun has dipped before the darn season is over. Why? Because he didn't want to deal with losin' this year and that's a terrible message to send the duns that still have to play there. Oh, and lets see if the team becomes more diverse over the next 3 or 4 years too. Then all of you suckas hollerin' at me for bein' able to see will have to apologize. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Dome: noun - head
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Dip: verb - to leave

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How the campus freak is tryin' to take down Louisville basketball! "PizzaLady"

"Y'all did what? And didn't call me?"

Linus Pauling, the well-known chemist and biochemist, once said, "Science is the search for truth, that is the effort to understand the world: it involves the rejection of bias, of dogma, of revelation, but not the rejection of morality." Socrates broke it down like an O.G. in purple gators shakin' sunflower seeds when he said, "A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true." Then Thomas Jefferson shut the buildin' down when he spit, "Money, not morality, is the principle commerce of civilized nations."

Well playas...they've always said that money was the root of all evil and that evil, not morality reared it's ugly head down at Louisville on Friday. A book published by the Indiana Business Journal entitled "Breaking Cardinal Rules: Basketball and the Escort Queen" tells the alleged story of the University of Louisville bein' involved in payin' prostitutes to have sex with incomin' recruits and current basketball players. Now the dun that is writin' the book is a 43 year old chick named Katina Powell. Stop right there playa! She's 43 not 23! Keep that in ya pocket for future use.

Now she tells the story that she was hired by former player, then graduate assistant and director of basketball operations Andre McGee to provide prostitutes and strippers to recruits durin' campus visits. Ole girl says that she and three of her daughters and other women, probably her girls, participated in sex acts and was paid more than $10,000 for her services. When they asked this dun why she was writin' the book she admitted that she was doin' it for the bread but then went on to say:

"I decided to write the book to tell my story and to let people know what goes on inside of college basketball ... and how they get their new recruits. It's important for people to know ... how young kids are persuaded to do certain things by sex, drugs and alcohol."

Okay playa, let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I wasn't there so I can't tell you whether the broad got paid by someone in a position of authority with the University or not! That ain't my issue with this foolishness bruh.What blows my mind is that the 43 year woman wants to all of the sudden show up with some morals and tell the world how bad college basketball recruitin' is! But she's got her daughters out here turnin' tricks with her. Where's the outrage in that foolishness? And I don't care how old the daughters are! They're out her freakin' with their momma!!!! NOBODY stopped and put the caution sign in the road when they heard that!

I don't have to hear anymore of the freakin' story bruh! But I will!!!! When they asked this Andre McGee cat if he knows the broad and he said yes the rest of the story has been told. On every campus in America there's a chick that hangs around the yard that is the known freak. She has no affiliation with the school other than bein' the one that boyz hang out with. If she's 43 I can bet the house that every hooper that has come through that program over the past 25 years knows her by another name.

When I was in college at Indiana University there was a chick that went by the name "Pizza Lady" that was a freakin' legend in Bloomington. They called her the Pizza Lady because she delivers and she was darn near 30 when I was in Bloomington more than 28 years ago. Now I've never seen the Pizza Lady because when boyz would call her I would dip because I wasn't gettin' in involved with that foolishness. I always said that I wasn't gonna be there when the cops showed up because the parties got way too wild for Ya Boy. I've seen too many boyz go to jail because the episode went south on them. So all I can tell you is that chicks like Katina Powell are real, at some point it goes south and it has at Louisville. It may have taken 25 years but I know what I'm talkin' about. At some point foolishness brain farts and however is in the room at the time gets slimed.

Do I believe that ole girl is lyin' about Louisville basketball and that she provided sex for recruits etc. Naw! Because she's probably been hangin' out with the hoop team for two decades bruh. She's Louisville's version of the Pizza Lady and now she's got her daughters out her rollin' with her. But did somebody pay her to freak? Don't know playa! But unless she's got a receipt she's SOL because showin' boyz pictures of her with some ball playas just proves that she knows them. Stop me with I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) O.G.: noun - original gangsta, old head on the block that gives the young cats street wisdom.
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun : The person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific.

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