How 76ers Jahlil Okafor and Kendall Marshall's dads made the All-Idiot team! "Messy"

"This dun here bruh!!!" 
Abe Lemons, the well-known college basketball coach, once said, "Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor." Marcus Tullius Cicero, the ancient Roman philosopher, gave it to us like this, "Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error." Then Karl Pilkington, the English travel show presenter, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot." 

Well playas...both Jahlil Okafor and Kendall Marshall of the Philadelphia 76ers dads probably learned a lot this week but they're still idiots. Why? Because they made national headlines for openin' their darn mouths and Tweeting some ignorance about the their kids coach and one of their teammates specifically. 

Kendall Marshall's daddy jumped all the way out of the birthday cake with a thong on goin' straight up his butt when he got on Twitter Saturday night in response to his son not gettin' any playin' time. This dun said, "I always said there was racism in sports." Then he goes on to say that white players are gettin' more chances to play even when they aren't playin' well. Then the dun just pulled the thong completely off, opened the crack of his butt (edited version) and called Nik Stauskas all the way out by Tweeting, "How are you a 'shooter' and shooting 27 percent from three? Can't guard but play a lot. What do you think the reason is?"

Then Jahlil's old man is actin' a fool sittin' behind the bench durin' the loss to the Clippers on Saturday hecklin' his own son's coach. Fans that were sittin' there listenin' to this foolishness put him on blast on Twitter. 

Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! PARENTS!!! When your kid gets out of daddy ball in the freakin' 6th grade it's time for you to shut your darn mouth and let it be what it's gonna be! Either your son/daughter is goin' to handle their business and play or there not. These duns are in the freakin' NBA bruh and their daddy's are still actin' a fool! Wheredeydodatat? 

Let's start with Marshall's old man bruh! You know a boy knows he's messed up when he deletes his Twitter account! He doesn't just erase the Tweet! He gets rid of the whole freakin' account!! When a cat completely closes shop and runs he knows he's an idiot. Ole boy says that there was always racism in sports! What sport? Field Hockey? Tennis? LaCrosse? His son is playin' BASKETBALL!!! 

The NBA is over 70 percent black!! There are a whole lot a places boyz can holler racism but the NBA ain't one of them. Your son isn't playin' because he ain't gettin' the job done. Maybe you need to spend less time hollerin' about racism and holler at him about his work ethic at this level. 

The old and wise Donnie Walsh once said, "There are two types on people in the NBA. Those that love the game of basketball and those that love what the game of basketball can do for them." Before you start tweetin' ignorant stuff (edited version) why don't you ask your son which one he is playa? 

Jahlil, I need you to tell yo old man to just stay at the crib next time bruh. Who sits behind the bench and heckles the coach of the team that his own son plays on? Does he not realize that he's makin' his son look like a fool too. He's embarrassin' the heck out of him not only in front of his teammates and coaches but the fans too. He may as well have shown up to the game in his underwear pulled up to his nipples with some thick and thin socks on and some old school Stacy Adams knobs on with a Paul Wall grill in his mouth. 

Hey daddy Okafor! Why don't you spend less time criticizin' your son's coach and more time teachin' your son how to behave in public. How bout that playa? 

PARENTS!!! At some point you gotta get out of the way and in this situation you're basically comin' up to your child's job and actin' a fool. Would you come up to McDonald's and curse your son's manager out in front of all of his friends and co-workers because his pay was docked for bein' late? If you would, you're an idiot! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun -the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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