Why the Cavs are LUCKY they didn't get dog walked in the Bay Area! "Isolation"

"Man I know I ain't got no offense but you don't have to tell everybody!"

Aldous Huxley, the English writer and novelist, once said, "There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors of perception." Gustave Flaubert, the French novelist, gave it to us like this, "There is no truth. There is only perception." Then Elan Musk, the business magnate, engineer and investor, broke it down like a G speakin' at a hustla's convention in Gary, Indiana when he spit, "Brand is just a perception, and perception will match reality over time. Sometimes it will be ahead, other times it will be behind. But brand is simply a collective impression some have about a product."

Well playas...most cats watchin' the NBA have the impression that Golden State is light years ahead of the rest of the NBA. Why not, these duns are the defendin' champs and are now 28-1 after beatin' Lebron and the Cavs 89-83 at the crib on Christmas Day! If you thought that the Dubs were dominant and unstoppable then you only saw what you wanted to see playboy. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Golden State and Steph won the game but there is plenty for the Cavs to feel good about this early in the season even though they were dull at shootin' the basketball which allowed that joint to get away. These cats were 30-95 shootin' the rock from the field! For all of you simple minded individuals that means that they shot 31 percent from the field and they were even worse from 3-point range bruh! They shot 16 percent from there. 

Look at the line on these boyz: Kevin Love was horrible goin' 5-15 from the field and 0-5 from 3! LeBron was 10-26 and 1-5 from 3! Ole dull Mozgov may as well have stayed at the crib. That dun was 0-5 and it's not like he was shootin' jumpers. Uncle Drew was 4-15 and 0-6! Wheredeydodatat? 

It wasn't like Golden State was killin' 'um on defense playa. The Cavs just couldn't shoot. However, late in the fourth quarter it was still a one possession game. Keep in mind that Steph and Co. are undefeated at the crib (14-0) and have been blastin' boyz in the process. As bad as the Cavs played they kept the Dubs under 100 points at the crib. Which is the first time ANYBODY has done that in 47 games! So yeah, they lost the joint but it could have been a massacre out there. 

Why? Because the Cavs looked like manure on offense and that's the edited version. They just got Kyrie back this week so that dun was still on minutes restrictions because he's not in ANY game shape right now. They just got Shump and Mo Williams back this week too. Combined with the fact that all they did was play isolation basketball by watchin' LeBron. There was no offense at all played by the Cavs and they managed to still be in the joint down the stretch holdin' Golden State well below their scorin' average at home. They were lucky to even get out of the joint where boyz could identify their bodies without usin' dental records.  

Let me put it where the goats can get it playa. They held Steph to just 19 points shootin' 5-16 from the field and 1-4 from 3-point. They held the Warriors as a team to 21 percent from behind the arc!!! Think about it bruh, if these boyz had lit the joint up like they normally do they would have beatin' the brakes off of Cleveland and embarrassed these boyz out in the Bay Area. Cleveland played as well on defense has you can play against these cats.  

However, Cleveland's biggest problem is the fact that David Blatt has NO offense! That dun is runnin' the "Give LeBron the rock and everybody get out of the freakin' way" joint. Yeah bruh, that was cool and completely necessary in the Finals because they showed up snake bitten with ONLY LeBron. Now you've got to get everybody involved and you can't rely on that dun to do EVERYTHING all night long. You've got a point guard but LeBron is still bringin' the freakin' ball up the floor and dictatin' the offense from up top. 

What makes Golden State so dangerous is that they run an offense where NOBODY cares who scores. They space the floor like we've never seen before and EVERYBODY on it at any given time can create their own shot and shoot it! That's a problem! So until boyz can figure that one out. Golden State is the team to beat. 

Now before I get outta here bruh will somebody PLEASE tell me what kind of foolishness DeAndre Jordan on wearin' the wig and dress in the State Farm commercial that they were showin' all day? I mean, how did that conversation go down playa? And how did he end up in the dress? Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1)  Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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