Why if Trevone Boykin were my son he'd be askin' the police to keep him in jail! "Check"

"Bruh! Can y'all keep me in until my old man calms down?" 

John Wayne once said, "Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." Maxim Gorky, the Russian and Soviet writer, gave it to us like this, "A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains." Then Sloan Wilson, the famous writer, put a little somethin' on a boyz head when he spit, "Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders." 

Well playas...you can add TCU's Trevone Boykin to the list of stupid leaders. This dun got arrested early Thursday mornin' for, in my momma's voice, "Actin' a fair fool" at a bar in San Antonio. He and some of his teammates were in a joint called Pat O'Brien's when boyz recognized him and started talkin' trash to him. And that's the edited version. This cat got mad and started fightin' inside the joint hittin' a bar employee in the process. They put this fool out and he continued to scrap outside of the place. Then he goes as far as to fire on a bicycle cop in all of the foolishness. They had to threaten him with a stun gun for him to chill out bruh. He was outta control. 

So just two days before TCU plays in the Alamo Bowl their startin' quarterback gets popped and charged with assaultin' a police officer, resistin' arrest and public intoxication, accordin' to my mans and nem. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I realize that boyz get it in while they're at the bowl site. It's all kind of events goin' on prior to the game and the players get to hang out. I get it playa. But when you're in a spot and boyz start talkin' crazy and you're the target in town on business. You gotta roll bruh! 

You can't get mad and start fightin' boyz knowin' that you've got a darn game to play in two days. Wheredeydodatat? Oh and did I mention that you're the freakin' leader of the team!!?? Now your dumb "A" is sittin' in jail days before the game. Even if they let yo dumb "A" out you won't play on Saturday because you've violated team rules! Rule 1, Article 1, Section 1: "Don't be stupid! Don't do nothin' stupid and don't get arrested for lookin' and actin' stupid! Check! Check and double check! 

All of the time and effort that it took to get to this point and now you can't even play in the freakin' bowl game. And you already know Big Momma is puttin' that dull house coat on and cursin' like a sailor. If that were my son he'd be tellin' the police to just leave him in here because I DO NOT wanna see my old man. Especially after he's already gotten to the bowl site. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Fire: verb - to hit 
4) My mans and nem: noun - credible sources bruh. 

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