Why Memphis looks like a COMPLETE fool for kickin' a boy off of the team! "Balls"

"Y'all already knew I was crazy bruh!"

As I'm waitin' to get my whip washed over in the hood I overhear these two cats arguin' about duns bein' hypocrites. William Hazlitt, the 18th century English writer, said, "The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy." Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, hit a boy off like this, "The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!" Then Hazlitt shut the buildin' down with, "A hypocrite despises those whom he deceives, but has no respect for himself. He would make a dupe of himself too, if he could." 

Well playas...the University of Memphis is tryin' it's best to deceive boyz out here by actin' like they've got some morals and values. On Wednesday night after they got the brakes beat off of them 31-10 by Auburn in the Birmingham Bowl they announced that they had dismissed cornerback Reggis Ball from the team. Ole boy tried to steal two footballs from the Auburn sideline immediately followin' the game because he'd gotten two interceptions durin' the game. This cat actually got into a physical confrontation with a dun on the Auburn equipment staff, got away with the balls and ran into the Memphis locker room. It was all caught on tape so they announced that he'd been dismissed from the team. That all sounds good on the surface right? 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! According to The Ledger-Enquirer of Columbus, Georgia, the Auburn equipment staff had already been warned that if ole boy were to get an interception, he has a history of attemptin' to steal a ball from the opponent after the game. Therefore, if a freakin' newspaper in darn Columbus, Georgia (edited version) knows that this fool has a tendency of stealin' balls from the opponent after games then Memphis already knew that this dun has been stealin' them too. 

So therefore, they've allowed this fool to run a muck all season stealin' balls until the very last game. Why? Because they were winnin' with him. So now that the season is over and he's a freakin' senior anyway they've announced that he's been kicked off of the team! What!!!?? He's a senior!! You can't kick him off! He quit be default of eligibility bruh!  

They knew that he was a fool all season but because they were rollin' as a result of his play they acted like they didn't see it. Whenever a little newspaper in Georgia knows about the tendencies of a dun in Memphis, Memphis and EVERYBODY affiliated with the program knew that he was stealin' balls when he got picks. So please don't try to look like you've got some morals because it made national headlines that your boy was clownin' at the bowl game and he's done playin' anyway. That's like tryin' to fire a boy at his retirement party. or like the parent that tries to whip their kid for shopliftin' because the store manager caught that fool this time. The dun has been stealin' since birth. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Whip: noun - luxury vehicle
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.

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