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| "Even your boy Air Jordan can't even give you a pass on this one bruh!" |
Well playas...believe it or not, there was a time when men actually took pride in what they would put on to go out in public in. I remember when they would give out the best dressed award in school. Boyz would put in work all year to win that joint! If you didn’t win it this year there was always next year bruh and duns went hard too. In that day you couldn't get any women if your gear wasn't tight. It didn't matter whether you were a ball player or just a regular cat, your gear had to be on point!
The ball players typically rocked the hottest joggin' suits made by Adidas, Puma and Nike at the time. However, it really didn't matter who's name was on it as long as you knew how to rock that joint. Your sneakers had to be clean and you learned how to use a tooth brush to keep them joints lookin' brand new.
The preps, as they were so affectionately called, wore their cardigan sweaters, polo's and loafers with their designer jeans always pressed or straight from the dry cleaners. Now I was one of the few ball players that could float between the two groups effortlessly.Why? Because I'm Jay Graves playboy! This ain't no fad! I've been puttin' it down since day one. But back to the matter at hand. It really didn't matter what your program was back then but most importantly you had to look presentable at all times. It was just an unwritten code bruh! No gear! No women! Period!
Now you can look like a straight up fool and get a woman. I'm not talkin' about teenagers either pimpin'! I'm talkin' about fully grown men (30 year old and older) walkin' around with no pride whatsoever. My wife and I just recently hung out here in Indy and even a couple of days ago went to a concert. It was like bein' at show time at the Apollo but where was the sand man when you needed him? I’m tired of givin' these cats a pass out here.
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You can't dress up a sag bruh! You can't put on a brand new pair of jeans that are still half way down your leg, a 5X sweat shirt, a new flat bib and think you’re ready to go out! Really? Or better yet, put on a joggin' suit that's draggin' the ground that’s filthy and pick up your date! We'll, I guess you can. Cuz boyz were showin' up with women that obviously understood how to dress for a date but had no self-esteem at all. Let me take that back bruh because I saw several women in the joint with sneakers on too. A woman in sneakers is unacceptable on a date at any age over 20. What type of grown "A" woman puts on sneakers to go out? But that's another joint. Let's deal with these dudes first.
How do you let a man pick you up dressed like my 18 year old with sneakers and a sweat shirt when you've spent the entire day gettin' prepared for the evenin'? Wheredeydodatat? Oh yeah, I just said it, women with no or low self-esteem. Sneakers are forbidden on a grown folks date. This ain’t high school or college. I don’t care if they are the new Jordan’s. Michael Jordan himself will tell yo butt to put on some shoes.
Sneakers bruh? And you're a 30+ year old grown man? I mean, at that age the only thing they should be used for are playin' ball, workin' out, runnin' errands in on Saturday mornin' or goin' to the game. You definitely get a pass if you've got a job that allows you wear them etc. But you definitely can't wear 'um on a DATE and while we‘re at it bruh; DATE means you‘re payin' for it and not your woman!
I'm talkin' but y'all ain't listenin'. I know these young boyz will say, “Man it’s 2015 this ain’t the old school!” It sure ain’t playa, but some rules don’t change like becomin' a grown man, havin' a job, payin' your own way, takin' care of your family and lookin' like it when you go out. A grown man in sneakers on a date tells a boy just the opposite and if these women out here weren’t so desperate they’d tell you the same thing. Sneakers bruh?
Now you can rock some sneakers if you want to but a real cat with some bread that knows how to put it on will take your women in a heartbeat playboy. Trust me!
Don’t get me wrong, I can appreciate cats that have collected sneakers over the years because it’s a great hobby. Even a guy with a sneaker fetish knows when to put them on and when not to. The more I see guys lookin' crazy from the ankles up one thing hasn't changed over the years. They still know how to keep them joints lookin' brand new!
Playa-saurus:
1) Dun: the person in question, dude, guy, etc. Whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific.
2) Preps: noun - boyz that could dress bruh!
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