Simple Mathematics (Why Plato needs to be in the ride with Adrian Peterson at all times bruh)

"You right dawg! Where he at?"

Saul Bellow, the famous writer, once said, “When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.” Bill Cosby got fired up at these boyz when he said, “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” Then the big homie Galileo Galilei made us all pause like a coma with, “If I were again beginning my studies, I would follow the advice of Plato and start with mathematics.”

Well playboy, ole dull Adrian Peterson should have followed Plato’s advice too and started with mathematics, simple mathematics! Keep all foolishness surroundin’ you to a minimum. He’s got one case of child abuse that he’s about to enter a plea of “not guilty” on Wednesday morning down in Conroe, Texas. Just leave it to one situation that you’re willin’ to fool with at a time bruh.

However, this dun is wrestlin’ with boyz on twitter Tuesday night tryin’ to defend himself in the court of public opinion, which you can never win, about whether or not he had financial discrepancies with his charity on the eve of his first appearance on the child abuse joint. He was also disputin’ the claims that he used the charity credit card to pay for a 2011 party that resulted in rape allegations against him. No charges were ever filed however but the fact that it comes up and you're wrestlin' about it isn't good playa.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Where is Olivia Pope when you need her bruh? This dun is about to walk into court today to enter a not guilty plea on child abuse charges and he’s wrestlin’ with duns that mean absolutely nothin’ to him about some foolishness that the Minneapolis Star Tribune wrote just to be messy.

Simple mathematics says deal with one problem at a time. Don’t waste your time tryin’ to solve two problems because the distraction of one takes away from the other. That’s called subtraction by division pimpin’ and that’s never good. Close your freakin’ mouth and concentrate on the biggest problem. Who cares about what some dun on Twitter thinks about something that won’t send you to jail or slow your roll at least not for now anyway.

The last thing he needs to do is to walk into court with additional texts or tweets further validatin’ his lack of judgment. He’s already used poor judgment in beaten’ the brakes off of his kid and he’s already fathered 7 children by 5 different women. His judgment is already in question which doesn’t help in a case like this. Then you add to the foolishness that he doesn’t have the sense not to respond to ignorance on Twitter the night before he’s about to go to court. I'm just puttin' it where the goats can get it playa. 

Pull an excerpt out of the Book of Tim Duncan bruh! “No matter what they say about me I’m not sayin’ a word! Ima act like a spider in the kitchen at 2 o’clock in the mornin’ when the lights come on. I’m gonna stand still and let these boyz walk right on by.”

If you don’t say anything folks will think that it’s all BS and they’ll keep it movin’. It’s only when you address the foolishness that it grow legs. Tim’s wife have been screamin’ from the roof tops that ole boy is gay for two years now and he keeps playin’ basketball like she ain’t said a word. And guess what homeboy? Nobody is payin’ any attention to her either. She’s about to pass out from talkin’ about it and nobody cares. Why? Because ole boy hasn’t responded.

Simple mathematics bruh! Deal with one thing at a time and life becomes easier to navigate regardless of what’s goin’ on like Marvin Gaye. As a matter of fact, go pick up Plato from his baby momma's house and keep him in the ride with you bruh because you can't handle bein' out here by yourself. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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