Grumpy Old Man (How Kobe is killin' the Lakers & LaMarcus Aldridge ain't crazy)

"Ima keep showin' up and openin' my big mouth bruh! Take or leave it!"

Joel Osteen once said, “Sometimes, I think if you get away from what you’re called to do, it’s more of a distraction.” Terence Winter, the famous TV producer, stood up and shouted, “Any distraction tends to get in the way of being an effective gangster.” Then Derek Jeter spit some serious fire when he said, “I think when things linger, that’s when they become a distraction. I don’t want any distractions.”

Well playas…Kobe “Bean” Bryant is lingerin’ and has OFFICIALLY become a distraction for the Los Angeles Lakers. Now I’ve been tellin’ you boyz that ole boy was drivin’ the Lakers into the Santa Monica Pier for the last 3 off-seasons but you’ve refused to listen. I told you a year before the 2014 Free Agency period that NOBODY was goin’ to LA to play with that dun and you told me that I was a hater and he ended up playin’ with The Cosby Kids last year. Now LaMarcus Aldridge has told them to kick rocks because Kobe rubbed him the wrong way in the pitch meetin’.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Lakers front office is a freakin’ train wreck and nobody wants to admit that they screwed up by keepin’ Kobe around like 3 years too long. He’s already robbin’ these boyz without a ski mask makin’ more bread than any other player in the league and he’s been hurt more than he’s been available to play.

This dun has already hit ‘um up like Ocean’s 11and nobody in that front office has blinked at the foolishness that has been his salary over the past three years vs. the production and playin’ time he’s been able to give them. In three years includin’ this one this dun is gonna make $78 million! That would be cool if he were 25 and still the Black Mamba but now he’s the grumpy old man at work that nobody wants to sit next to.

The Lakers were tryin’ to sell the team and the city to ole LaMarcus and this dun jacks up the meetin’ by even bein’ there and sayin’ what everybody in the buildin’ was tryin’ to avoid. LaMarcus wasn’t thinkin’ about the freakin’ amenities of livin’ in LA he wanted to know one thing and one thing only. Who was gonna be the No.1 option up in this piece? I’m not comin’ out here to ride shot gun to a 37 year old ‘has been’ cat that still thinks he’s the man. I’m not doin’ it playa!

Here’s my diehard Kobe fan screamin’ from the roof tops upset with Ya Boy for sayin’ what most duns in the media won’t say, “Man are you crazy? Kobe’s the man and he’s still one of the best players in the league! You trippin’ bruh!” Naw playa, Kobe used to be the man! Now he’s some old dude that has flashes of greatness like farts. He can’t play back to backs, he doesn’t practice and he’s injury prone at this point in his career. However, he still thinks that he’s 25 and is a legitimate No.1 option. That’s called bein’ delusional where I’m from playboy.

He’s the old man that lives in the corner house on the block that chases all the kids out of his yard all day. You know how a boy turns the corner too sharp on his huffy and rides across an old cat’s yard and the old fart run outside to confront you about it?

That’s Kobe right now. Boyz wouldn’t mind goin’ to LA because well…it’s LA, the city of dreams, Hollywood, the Lakers, Showtime and all of that. But then they get in the buildin’ and the wicked witch is sittin’ in the joint beatin’ up flyin’ monkeys and terrorizin’Munchkins. NOBODY’S goin’ to LA until that dun retires bruh! All he’s gonna have on the roster with him are a bunch of young cats from the draft that are scared to death of him that call him Mr. Bryant. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb- to say
2) Fire: noun – important information, street knowledge
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about bruh.
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