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| "I know Jay! But I gotta take the bread bruh!" |
Well playboy, ole Phil Jackson and the New York Knicks not only showed some leg at the corner but these duns pulled the whole freakin’ skirt off and "shook it fast" for Mystical causin' a major accident in Manhattan on Monday. They’ve hired Derrick Fisher as their next head coach and will hold a news conference at 11:30 a.m. to make it official.
Now the desperation wasn’t in hirin’ him. The desperation was in what they paid for him playa. They gave a dun that has never coached a day in his life a five year deal worth $25 million! Now don’t get it twisted pimpin’, I’m all for a boy gettin’ his money! So if Phil was silly enough to pay a cat whose uniform is still funky $25 million then take the bread. Because an old timer and mentor of mine have always told me, “You are ALWAYS worth whatever somebody is willin’ to pay you.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Once again Knicks fans, I keep tellin’ you that James Dolan is one of the worst owners in the NBA and here’s a another example of foolishness that he’s gonna sell you today and tell you that it’s as good as sliced bread. Now he’s already gone out and paid Phil $12 million a year to look like he was doin’ somethin’ even though he’s already told boyz that he wasn’t gonna be in New York but half the time and you fell for that hook, line and sinker. Why? Because it was Phil but Phil’s a hustla too bruh! He ain’t tryna work he’s just tryna to get paid at this point.
Anytime a boy tells you that he wants $15 million to coach half of the season he’s a hustla! That’s what he tried to pull on the Lakers and that’s why they told him to kick rocks. Sure, he’s won 11 titles as a coach and two as a player but you gotta understand that those credentials is what makes his hustle strong now. He’s eatin’ off of his reputation not off of what he’s gonna do for you now. He’s just takin’ your bread because he can.
You keep followin' Phil into the casino because he keeps winnin'. So whatever he tells you, you keep rollin' with but what you fail to realize is that he works for the casino! You gettin' hustled!
It’s like Frankie Beverly and Maze in the summer time playboy! He’s gettin’ bread off of his reputation. He’s been singin’ the same songs for forty years because you pay to see him sing his hits not to sing anything new. That’s what Phil is doin’ to these clowns in New York and that’s why nobody blinked when they offered a rookie coach fresh off of the court $25 million. Why? Because boyz are groovin’ to the old Frankie Beverly and Maze and not lookin' for the new single! Unfortunately, in this business you can't pay a boy for what he used to do because he's already been paid for that. You pay boyz for the potential of what they will be able to do for you. Ask the Lakers how that's gonna work out for them and Kobe over the next two years playa?
How can you run the team and be in the office half the time? Then you over pay a dun that has never even called a freakin’ timeout in his life $25 million; knowin’ that they don’t have any first round draft picks this year or in 2016! They’ve also traded away several upcomin’ second round picks to the dun sellin’ hot dogs out in the front of the Madison Square Garden for a lifetime supply of jumbo polishes. And boyz still haven't locked Melo down yet.
By the way, did I mention that their cap is still bein’ strangled by both Amar’e and Tyson Chandler’s contract for next year? It’s still the Knicks bruh! No matter how you dress it up and put make up on it, it’s still the same ole Knicks. Let’s keep it real bruh, they may as well have paid Phil another $3 million and talked that dun into coachin’ because that’s all he gonna be doin’ from the crib anyway.
He hired Fish because, well… nobody else wanted the freakin’ job and it would be easy for him to implement his system through the rookie coach. Here’s the problem playboy, when you hire a coach the coach is supposed to be able to implement his OWN system not the dun’s system that hired him. That’s why they call the position the HEAD coach and that’s why nobody else took the freakin’ job. And that's the edited version.
No head coach worth his weight in coachin’ is gonna take a job knowin’ that they are goin’ to be a puppet. Fish couldn’t pass the bread up though because he’s only earned 4.73 million combined over the last three seasons! He’s only made $5 million four times in his 18 seasons as a player. So you darn right he took the job. And you know that’s the edited version!
Does anybody expect him to turn the joint around? Not at all, because he won’t have the resources at his disposal to do it nor the experience. So the Knicks over paid for the chef and the cook and now they can’t buy groceries because the old house manager jammed them into the pantry by makin’ bad decisions that they’ve got to live with for the next three years easy.
Dolan and ole dull Dan Gilbert in Cleveland ought to just get in a row boat and disappear bruh. Between the two I don’t know whose worse? Well yeah I do. At least Dolan has these suckas in New York buyin’ everything that he’s sellin’. Knicks fans are like Cubs fans, straight delusional. They’ll keep buyin’ tickets, gear and cable subscriptions to see them play regardless of the results.
Dan Gilbert on the other hand has got to be the worse though. Now they’ve just let the cat out of the bag that he was so desperate that he offered John Calipari nearly $80 million over ten years to coach the Cavs back in April and he turned it down. Why did they offer him that type of bread? Because Cal is good friends with Lebron and now ole Dan is willin’ to do any and everything to get the King back. Straight sucka move right there bruh! You completely blast him when he left because you couldn’t do your freakin’ job and now you want him back.
It’s like the dun that completely ignores the cries of his girlfriend when they’re together. She wants him to take her seriously and she wants him to be more committed to the relationship etc. So after a while she bounces and hooks up with a cat that gives her all of the attention in the world and she’s winnin’ with this cat. And now the sucka that took her for granted is climbin’ the fire escape in the middle of the night throwin’ rocks at her window tellin’ her how much he loves her and wants her back. He’s spendin’ all of his bread sendin’ dozens of roses to her job when all he had to do was give her a single rose when he had her.
Desperation is a beast and it will take over a man’s emotions if he’s not careful. Unfortunately, it’s too late for the Knicks because it has metastasized like cancer and the chemotherapy isn’t workin’! You can still view the body for the next three or four seasons if you like because it’ll be casket clean for you. Stop me when I stop lyin’!
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