Check Yo Self (The REAL reason OKC is gettin' dog walked by San Antonio)

"Maybe I need to go holler at D. Wade huh?"

John Wooden once said, “Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be careful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.” John Madden put his square down and said, “Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class and be humble.” Then Shahrukh Khan, the famous Indian film actor, poured out a lil’ liquor for all the dead homies and said, “Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble.”

Well pimpin’, the San Antonio Spurs have been puttin’ that thang on the Oklahoma City Thunder in the Western Conference Finals and boy am I happy. Not because I hate OKC playboy because I’m not a fan of any team. I just hate the OKC fans bruh! They are the worse! I mean the absolute worse! These boyz will talk a $100 worth of noise in their sleep. So when Tim Duncan and Co. beat the breaks off of them in Game 2 112-77 to go up 2-0 I knew that the rest of the world could sleep last night.

I love KD’s game and was rootin’ for him this year to win the MVP because I knew that he more than deserved it. Now I don’t particularly care for Young Russ because he doesn’t understand, for some strange reason, that it’s not his freakin’ team. I’ve been sayin’ it since day one, “Everybody in America knows that it’s KD’s team but KD and Young Russ!”

As long as they’re wrestlin’ over the freakin’ steerin’ wheel they’ll never win at the level that they aspire to. But there fans are so ridiculously foolish that they can’t see that. Let them tell it, they were gonna sweep San Antonio, drink up all of the water in the River Walk and steal the Alamo. Like they couldn’t see Pop standin’ over there on the sideline with the wish factor with Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Danny Green and ole rusty braids Kawhi Leonard purrin’ like a kitten comin’ into this series. Really?

As long as duns like Young Russ keep comin’ down the floor just jackin’ up shots without even lookin’ like he’s runnin’ an offense they’ll get dog walked every night against the Spurs. When you’ve got a dun just shootin’ for no reason you get destroyed on the glass because nobody’s ever in a position to rebound the basketball. They got pushed in the face in that department 53-38. Therefore, you're always one and done down the floor. 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Russ was 7-24 from the field which is 29 percent pimpin’! Then he was 1-5 from behind the arc which is only 20 percent but the freakin’ MVP of the league only took 16 shots all night. Now how is that even possible? Because you’ve got a dun that wants to drive the Bentley and the cat that really owns it is scared to just pimp slap him and tell him if he’s gonna ride he’s gotta ride shotgun or get out of the whip. But KD ain't that type of dude because his momma raised him too well. Sometimes it's OK to back a boy up off of you.

Now how in the world do you see all of that foolishness goin’ on as an OKC fan and still have the nerve to talk trash? And that’s the edited version bruh. As a team they shot 39 percent from the field, 10 percent from behind the arc and got very few second chance shots because you’re boy keeps gunnin’!

When KD was really ballin’ this year it was when Russ was out. He was very comfortable and didn’t worry about gettin’ shots etc. Why? Because everybody on the floor knew who’s whip it was and they allowed the offense to flow through him. Then all of a sudden a dun that’s supposed to be Robin showed up in a Wonder Twins outfit and sat on ole boyz lap and now he won’t get out of the driver’s seat.

Now here’s my dull OKC fan talkin’ crazy again, “Man what are you talkin’ about? We got beat because Serge is out bruh! Check yo self fool!” Dude it wouldn’t make a difference if you had Kevin Garnett in his prime as long as Young Russ is on that team they’re in trouble. They’ll win during the regular season all day but they’ll keep gettin’ to this point and keep gettin’ the doors blown off of them because that dun wants to be the man and not Bernie Rubble. So how bout you “Check yo self’ or better yet have Russ to check himself. Just have him go holler at D. Wade and ask him how bein' smart enough to get out of the freakin' way has worked for the Miami Heat. So in my Das Efx voice, "Chickity check yo self before you wreck yo self" because Young Russ is bad for your health!" Stop me when I start lyin’!

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