Stuntmen (How the Knicks got blasted by some duns that weren't evenREAL Lakers)

"Just think what we could have done to 'em if we were the real Lakers bruh!"

As I was gettin’ out of the ride in front of the Staples Center these three ticket scalpers started arguing about reality. Albert Einstein put his joints down and said, “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” Friedrich Nietzsche, the German philosopher, threw his tickets at ole boy and said, “Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.” Then the Dalai Lama head faked both of them and picked up all of the tickets as he said, “Appearance is something absolute, but reality is not that way – everything is interdependent, not absolute.”

Ole Dalai was talking to all of these dull Knicks fans that could only see the appearance of Phil and not the interdependence of the pieces that it takes to really win. These clowns could only see the championship pedigree of a man but not the reality of what the Knicks truly are. Well playboy, wins don’t come through osmosis and the Los Angeles Lakers proved that on Tuesday night by beating the dog snot out of the Knicks 127-96.

For the past week all I’ve heard from Knicks fans was that they were not only going to win the championship next year but that they were gonna make the playoffs this year. Why? Because Phil was in the building playboy. Then after the magic jumping beans wore off that ole boy sold all of these fools in Knicks jerseys and the magic seed corn that the Winter Warlock gave them to make ‘em fly stopped working they became the dull Knicks again.

With this loss in LA they are 3 games behind Atlanta for the final playoff spot! From this point on every Knicks fan in the world should just stop talking and send that dull jersey to the dry cleaners for the season. As matter of fact, store that joint like boyz do their furs for the summer and then go hibernate ‘til November. Why? Cuz you’re on punishment for being a sucka.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Knicks gave up 51 points in the third quarter alone bruh! It wasn’t like the Lakers had the best scorers to ever wear the purple and gold out there. You would have thought that Magic (17,707 points) was running the point and dishin' to duns like Kareem (38,387) Kobe (30,004 and counting), Jerry West (25,192) and Elgin Baylor (23,149)!

Naw playa they had a bunch of stuntmen out there in Lakers uniforms goin’ to work on these boyz. Duns like Xavier Henry put up 22 points and Nick Young dropped five 3-pointers on these clowns in the third quarter alone. The Lakers have won 16 championships, the second most behind Boston, and have never scored 51 in a quarter with all of the superstars they’ve had over the years bruh. That’s a problem!

Like I said before, unless Phil is the Wizard of Oz and can get the Knicks a brain, a heart and some freakin’ players they’re shot. Now he can get them one out of the three right away. He can coach the freakin’ team and solve the brain part now but they ain’t makin’ the playoffs so forget about that. But he can’t give heart to duns that just don’t have it and he can’t get them players because of the idiots that made decisions before he took over.

Now that the magic seed has worn off I can talk to you clowns. Again, they have NO FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICKS THIS YEAR NOR IN 2016!! They’re hit in the throat until after next season with Amare’ and Tyson Chandler’s contracts and the most important piece of reality that nobody with a New York accent wants to face is that James “freakin’” Dolan still owns the joint.

As long as that dun is making money he's winning! He’s the Jerry Jones of the NBA bruh! He got y’all wearing Knicks gear, buying tickets and cable subscriptions. Who do you think owns the freakin’ cable company playboy, Mickey Mouse?

The only thing worse than a sucka is a sucka that thinks he’s cool and untouchable in a pair of Timberlands, a flat bip Yankees joint and rockin’ a Knicks jersey. But you can’t tell ‘em anything. So me and the fellas in the shop are just gonna sit back and watch Knicks fans make fools of themselves for the next couple of years as Phil robs them with a butter knife and then heads back to LA once he gets bored.

He’s already told you that he ain’t coachin’ because he tried to punk LA into paying him $15 million to only coach the home games and Buss was at least smart enough to tell him to kick rocks on that. Even though he was stupid enough to give Kobe $48 more million even before the dun came back from the Achilles injury. Not mention that he's paying him $30 million this year to be the mascot!

So ole Phil found some suckas in New York to pay him $12 million to hang out and look important while he can still live in LA too. A hustle is a hustle regardless of who’s pullin’ it pimpin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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