Jack Ya Body (How the Bulls put some Classic House Music on the Pacers)

"It's time for the Perculator bruh!"

You already know that I can’t be in the Chi and not stop by the big homie Harold’s to get some of that fire chicken! As I was waiting for my order, these cats outside start whoofin’ over boyz being afraid. Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “It was high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, ‘always do what you are afraid to do.’” Nelson Mandela pulled up and said, “I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.” Then Plato threw up his hood and said, “We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.”

All of those duns must have run into Roy Hibbert sittin’ in the ride being afraid to get out and bang with some real Chicago hustlas! The Pacers showed up on the westside and all of the gangstas were waiting to get it in. The Bulls put that thang on ‘em 89-77 to split the season match up at two apiece.

As soon as the Pacers pulled into K-town it was on and poppin’! Taj Gibson unloaded 23 on ‘em blastin’ that old school “Funkdafied” by the Da Brat. Kirk Hinrich gave ‘em 18 bangin’ that Crucial Conflict as Jimmy Butler pulled up bumpin’ some of Twista’s “Adrenaline Rush” and hit ‘em with 12! Mike Dunleavy got into the action with his windows down so that everybody could hear that Do or Die “Do You Wanna Ride” and gave those boyz 13.

The Beast, Joakim, couldn’t let these boyz out do him so he had to pulled up bumpin’ a classic house music mix with, “Jack Ya Body, Perculator and You Ain’t Really Down” playboy as he gave ‘em 10 points, 8 rebounds, 8 assists, 4 steals and 3 blocks! Then he went to the steppers set for the after party!

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! In my G.I. lingo, "Where was Roy Hibbert at son?" Joakim is out there spilling his guts for the Bulls and that dun is still in the ride eatin' Funions and frosted penny cookies bruh! He finished the night with 3 points and 5 rebounds and he’s 7’2” 290 lbs. He had those same 3 points at half time and 4 rebounds! So he gave you 1 rebound in the second half. Yeah, I know that he only played 26 minutes but 3 points bruh? He wemt 0-5 from the field and had 3 turnovers too in those freakin' 26 minutes.

Y’all can look at me funny all you want but I’m just keepin’ it real! The only way the Pacers are gonna get past that Philistine in the playoffs or even the freakin’ Bulls is that somebody is gonna have to push Hibbert’s butt out of the ride with it moving to get that dun to participate. Otherwise, they’re gonna be short! And don’t even get me started on Paul George bruh! As a matter of fact I will. Go to the Hot Joint entitled "Zeke the Booty Freak" to get my take on this clown right now! Are you serious? Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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