Office Hours (The REAL reason nobody in the ghetto is upset that Duke got bounced)

"You still wanna see my books playboy!"

Iain Duncan Smith, the British Secretary of State, once said, “Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man.” Oliver Stone gave it to us like this, “Never underestimate the power of jealousy and the power of envy to destroy. Never underestimate that.” Then Wilma Rudolph shut the building down with, “Never underestimate the power of dreams and the influence of the human spirit. We are all the same in this notion. The potential for greatness lives within each of us.”

Well the duns from Mercer must have been the quiet man that was full of jealousy and envy dreaming about the greatness living within because they stepped to Duke in Raleigh and gave them the business 78-71!

The boyz from Macon Georgia didn’t trip that they were playing the powerhouse from Durham. They just laced 'em boyz up and went to work. Here’s the problem playboy, Duke let those duns hang around for way too long. Like Mr. Willie down at the shoe shine shop that never in my life has had a boy gettin’ his shoes shined in the joint but stays in business says, “You can’t let a boy hang around because all he’s doing is setting up bruh!”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Duke let ‘em hang around outside the joint all day and the next thing they knew Mercer was Big Red hangin’ ‘em out of the window upside down! Duke stepped to the wrong cats and wanted to see their books and Mercer gave them the famous line, “My office hours are between 9 and 5!”

"We got this!"

The 14^th seeded Bears stepped to ‘em with five seniors and the young boyz from Duke panicked. At the 16 minute mark Duke was only down like 3 points and the Blue Devils freaked out. They stopped running any version of an offense and started jacking up 3-pointers for no reason. These cats were stepping over the half court line and pulling up. At one point they were shooting from the parking lot bruh. 

I think ole Mike Krzyzewski himself panicked too because he never stepped in to help these duns. He called a few timeouts but they went right back out on the floor and kept pulling up. They made it easy for Big Red!

Well on some real talk, no hood dwellers or former hood dwellers are sick this morning that Duke got bounced except for a few boyz on the South Side of the Chicago that were repin’ Jabari Parker. Why? Because ole dull Mike Krzyzewski never goes to the ghetto to get players. I think Jabari may have been his first and only trip to war zone. Jalen Rose wasn't playin' bruh! Nobody in the hood likes Duke for that very reason! And don't give me the whole "nobody in the hood can get into Duke" crap because boyz from the ghetto are in private schools on scholarship all over this freakin' country.

Mike just wants the black kids from the upper middle class families or the cats who's daddy's played in the NBA that grew up rich because it's safe. Pass the collection plate playboy because you know I'm preachin'!

So ain’t nobody trippin’ on Duke gettin’ thrown out of the window yesterday playboy. As a matter of fact, the police have been knocking on doors all night to see if anybody saw Big Red do it and they’ve been gettin’ the same answer from everybody. What they don't know is that Big Red is at my crib right now downstairs playin' cards with the homies. So since they’re knocking on my joint as we speak, I'm forced to say in my Every Hood, USA vernacular, “I ain’t seen nuthin’ or nobody! So git off my porch with that foolishness!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

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