Lead Foot (Why D. Wade is being selfish by playing in the All-Star Game)

"Now I may not play when it counts
but I'm good this weekend bruh!"

As I was coming out of Harrah’s Casino near the French Quarter early this morning, some old timers were standing out front wrestling over selfishness. Martin Luther King Jr. said, “Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness.” Napoleon Hill immediately threw his chips down and said, “Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness.” Then Woodrow Wilson lit his square, took a puff and shut the joint down when he said, “Caution is the confidential agent of selfishness.”

Well ole dull smoke breakin’ Dwyane Wade showed up in New Orleans on Thursday for the All-Star Game and told his boy Caution to get out of the ride. This dun told Frank Vogel who’s coaching the East team that he was ready to play.

Now keep in mind that he missed Wednesday’s game against Golden State with “Drop Foot.” It’s a nerve condition that leaves a boy without feeling in his lower leg and foot. But all of a sudden the smell in the air in New Orleans fixed it playboy.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Seems like every night this dun has a reason for not playing and then all of a sudden he’s healthy enough to play in the All-Star game? One night he’s got knee problems, then he’s got migraines and the next night he’s got lead foot, drop foot or just plain ole foots. I’m waiting on this cat to tell us that he lost his thumb at the airport or that his back got lost with his luggage and that’s why he’s not playing tonight.

Now on some real talk, I can respect a boy for not playing when he’s not healthy because they’re trying to win a championship and they need him for the playoffs more than anything else. So if ole boy loses his elbow and big toe on the way to a game and he can’t play, I completely understand.

However, when he shows up to the All-Star Game that means absolutely nothing and decides to play, I’ve got a freakin’ problem with that pimpin’! He’s already missed 15 games for a myriad of reasons so you never know when he’s gonna be healthy enough to play.

Why take the chance of aggravating one of the many ailments that he’s got to play in the All-Star Game? That’s crazy to me because you already know this dun is gonna be on the sideline on Tuesday when they show up in Dallas talkin’ about his ankle fell off in traffic and he can’t play without it.

I don’t care how you look at it playboy, it’s crazy selfish of him to play this weekend when he could be resting and getting healthy. He’s got nothing to prove by playing. His team needs him to be healthy enough to make a run playa; not risking being injured fooling around in a dull game that means nothing because you already know that dun is fragile!

Ole boy has already played in this game 9 other times and has 3 championships to his credit. It’s not like he’s some cat making the team for the first time and Big Momma is going nuts to see her baby out there. She’s been there done that and is cool with sittin’ at the crib this weekend because she even understands the big picture. He's acting like he's a rookie that plays in Toronto somewhere and he's got to be seen this weekend.

Now don't get it twisted bruh. I realize that it's all marketing and promotion for his brand and boyz get crazy bonuses for just suiting up for the joint. So I get it now that my boy Marcus Walker set me straight. But if that dun plays more than 8 minutes you're gonna see a cat in a bow tie out there fightin' because the Heat can't afford for him to keep missing games after the All-Star break!

Like everybody else, I wanna see a battle between Miami and Indiana in the playoffs and he needs to be healthy for that to happen.

All these clown Heat fans that say I'm crazy for saying it don't realize that they're still two and half games behind Indiana and can't afford to give those duns home court. Last year the Heat had home court with D. Wade and they still had to go 7 games.

What happens if ole boy can't go this year and they don't have home court? Still think it makes sense to play in a pick up game on nation TV? Y'all can think I'm crazy if you want to. Stop me when I start lyin' bruh!

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