Gasoline Draws (Florida State blasts the U 41-14)

"We BAAACK playboy!"

Walt Disney once said, “I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn’t know how to get along without it.” General George S. Patton stood up and said, “Battle is the most magnificent competition which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood.” Then Mr. Willie, down at the car wash, kept it simple by saying, “ Either you gone compete for 4 quarters or you gone get embarrassed in front of Big  Momma!”

Well playboys… that’s exactly what happened to the Miami Hurricanes on Saturday night in Tallahassee. They showed up for the heated rivalry game against their homeboys literally and forgot to bring a full tank of Crunk Juice and got the brakes beat off of them 41-14!

It was 21-14 Florida State at the break and boyz were settling in for a good old fashion “Wide Left or Right” joint but all of a sudden ole boy Anthony Chickillo a defensive end from Miami tried to pull a fast one and make it look like Bobby Hart from Florida State was the aggressor in a squab at the bottom of the pile midway through the 3rd quarter.

Yeah I know all of the dull media analysts, that grew up in the suburbs and can’t check a fight with one eye, were saying that Bobby Hart was the dun that started it. Therefore, the cameras followed him all the way to the sideline where Jimbo Fisher was giving him the business and Famous Jameis was rappin’ to him etc. But on some real talk, ole boy, Chickillo, had him by the face mask and wouldn’t let him go.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Chickillo lit the match and threw it into the crib with newspaper everywhere. Right after the squab Florida State went on a 20-0 run and didn’t look back bruh! When you’re walking through the forest with gasoline draws on you can’t be smoking!

It’s a rivalry game already! You’re playing against duns that you went to kindergarten with, played Pop Warner, junior high and high school with and against and you decide to light the freakin' cigarette while you're swimming in gasoline bruh? It’s a wonder they only put 41 points on Miami.

Even though Famous Jameis threw two picks his leadership on the field was ridiculous. Having a leader at the quarterback position at this level is invaluable. When he threw the picks he still kept it movin’ and boyz kept believing in him. He still put up 325 yards and a touchdown!

It’s a whole lot easier not to panic when you’ve got first round picks all over the field too! Florida State is loaded and like I’ve been saying since last year even before they stumbled against ole dull NC State, the Seminoles are BAAAAAACK!

Now boyz are finally seeing what I’ve been saying! In the three games that they’ve played against Top 25 competition they’ve outscored them 155-28! That’s back playboy! All I’m sayin’ is, put it down; these duns will play for a national title this year because they’re going full speed downhill with no brakes! They’re like a runaway train in the night, just stay off of the tracks and you'll be just fine.

The question is, who's gonna play them? Alabama still has LSU and possibly the SEC Title Game left. The Parliament Funkadelic (Oregon) has Stanford this Thursday and possibly a PAC 12 Title Game left. Ohio State still has “The Game” (Michigan) the last week of November and the Big 10 Title game with possibly Michigan State that sitting at 8-1 with the No. 1 defense in the country! Ole dull Baylor has Oklahoma Thursday night as well. Out of all of those boyz left standing, Florida State has the best shot at continuing to run the table.

Its November playboys and you know what happens in November! Boyz start crashin’ and burnin’ bout this time! That’s what makes college football so exciting! Just pull up a chair and watch these cats start falling apart, it's inevitable bruh! We're not gonna have 4 or 5 clowns run the table! Why? Because its college football! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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