Blue Magic (Why Kyrie is breaking into cars & trading EBT cards this morning)

"I can't wait to get another taste bruh!"

As I was coming out of Smoothie King Arena on Sunday night in New Orleans, I overheard these cats arguing about secrets. Colin Powell said, “There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work and learning from failure.” Then Chanakya, the Indian philosopher, took it a step further and said, “The biggest guru-mantra is: never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.” Then Khalil Gibran, the Lebanese writer and poet, said as he was jumping into a cab headed for Bourbon Street, “If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.”

Well playboy, the Cleveland Cavaliers’ have done it again! They let the finest thang in town out of the house and now the world knows just how bad she really is. Boyz have heard about her but hadn’t seen her up close. They all knew where she was but nobody was going up there to check her out. Why? Because she was in Cleveland.

Then she hit the cat walk in the EASY and went to work on boyz Sunday night putting up 31 points and throwing 14 dimes to win the All-Star MVP Award. Now what?

I know duns back in Ohio were cringing every time he pulled up because they already know that as soon as he can bounce, he will. Yeah I know that he’s a restricted free agent so he’s stuck in the joint for a few more minutes but he ain’t staying playboy. Why? Because he wants to win and you can’t do that in Cleveland pimpin’! Haven’t we already seen this movie before? Now this new joint is in 4D bruh.

Listen to this, 1^st overall pick in the draft, 21 years old, wins the All-Star MVP and plays for the Cavaliers! Sound familiar? So when he leaves are you gonna burn his jersey too? Are you gonna have a melt down and blame the world for taking him or will you finally come to grips with the fact that you’re Cleveland? Nobody wants to play there bruh!

I mean really come to grips with the fact that all you’re ever going to be in the dun that hooks up with the bad chicks before she knows that she’s bad. You can’t ever keep her because you don’t have what she’s lookin’ for and that’s respect from the other G’s in the street. No real cats are gonna hang out with you so you can’t win. Therefore, you can't keep the dime.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The baddest chicks are always looking for a better deal playboy. I didn’t make the rules I just follow them. So if you’re an underachiever and you just “happed” up on a bad bad, you better keep her in the crib. Because the first time she gets out and boyz see how bad she really is she’s not even coming back to the crib to pack.

Kyrie had a chance to play with the best in the world last night bruh! Let me say that again, THE BEST IN THE WORLD! He’s feenin’ this morning like a hype on 25^th! He’ll be looking for that same high for the rest of his career and he won’t find it in Cleveland. So guess what? He’ll be stealing TV’s, breaking into cars and trading EBT cards for bread until he can get out of Ohio.

The All-Star game was his first taste and the urge isn’t ever going away. Ole Bill Russell was sitting courtside and all Uncle Drew could hear was, “What these young bloods have to understand is that this game has always been and will always be…about buckets!”

Enjoy him while you have him Ohio because today that dun is scratchin’ and looking for that Blue Magic! So as soon as he becomes an unrestricted free agent he’s gonna get that fix! Trust me on that playa! Next time don't reveal all of your business to the wind because they can't keep secrets. Stop me when I start lyin'!

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