Feds Watchin' (Peyton destroys Ravens)

"Make sure you boyz are gettin this on tape bruh? I want to be found guilty fa sho!"

Frederick Douglass hit boyz off with, “Man’s greatness consists in his ability to do and the proper application of his powers to things needed to be done.” Mahatma Gandhi got tall respect when he said, “As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world – that is the myth of the atomic age – as in being able to remake ourselves.” Then Elbert Hubbard, the famous writer and philosopher, shut the building down with, “A retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness.”

Well ole Peyton Manning kicked the NFL season off with the ability, the application of his powers and the mindset to forget the dull interception that ended last seasons run to beat the breaks off of the reigning Super Bowls champs 41-27! He didn’t even give boyz in the barbershop an opportunity to start arguing about whether he was still a top 5 quarterback or not.

Ole boy put all of that to rest on day one playboy by flippin' 7 birds with the Feds watchin’! The entire country was sitting in the white van parked down the street watching to see if that dun still had it and oh yeah, he’s still pushin’ tall weight playboy. He was nothin’ to play with going 27-42 for 462 yards and 7 TD’s. That was a quarterback rating of 141.1! Wheredeydodatat?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Nobody’s thrown 7 touchdowns in an NFL game in 44 years homeboy! Joe Kapp was the last dun to do it in 1969. The only other cats to pull that stunt were Y.A. Tittle in ‘62, George Blanda in ‘61, Adrian Burk in ‘54 and Sid Luckman in ‘43! It sounds like a round table of Mafia bosses and Peyton just got blessed in.

Talk about going to work on the Ravens bruh; they ran 19 fewer plays with the same amount of 1^st downs at 24, gained 117 more yards with the ball having it almost 7 minutes less. With the Feds watchin’ Peyton and the Broncos put the rest of the streets on notice. By the time the playoffs start their hoping that there is so much evidence stacked against them that they won’t even have to go to court.

Bypass the preliminaries of having us sit through the opening arguments and let’s get straight to the closing joints, the Super Bowl. As a matter of fact, they’re not even going to hide the weight their pushin, for the next 15 weeks. Everything they do will be out in the open. It is MANDATORY that all money exchanges and beat downs be caught on camera. Don’t even bother hiding in the white van anymore because these boyz aren't hiding a thing. They’ll be giving boyz that Blue Magic right in front the of the Feds and waving at the cameras just to make sure they saw who was serving these cats.

Every time you ask them if they did it the answer will be yes. Feds: "Were you at the scene of the crime?" Broncos: “Were we there? We did it! And Ima tell you now that we're gonna do the joint next week and the week after that and so on and so forth pimpin’! All carnage that you run up on out here will have orange and blue finger prints on it homie. So don’t even trip. Don’t bother walking through the hood looking for witnesses because I’m telling you we did it even before we do it. For the next 15 duns that come up missing just know that we got ‘em tied up in a Brooklyn Basement bumpin’ that Biggie!”

Skip the arraignments and trials and let’s get straight to the sentencing phase because these boyz are guilty as charged. I can hear Frank Lucas now saying, “That’s a clown suit. That’s a costume, with a big sign on it that says, “Arrest me.” The Broncos had on the full gear last night bruh complete with the shoes, hair and makeup. Bump what Frank's talking about, they’re trying to get pinched and sent to the Meadowlands in February bumpin' that 2 Chainz.

Now even though boyz are trying to get popped, they aren't trying to lose money in the process. That's why Jack Del Rio went nuts when ole dull Danny Trevathan pulled a Leon Lett and let a bird fall off of the truck while making a run! Those types of things just can't happen playboy!

So Peyton kept shooting Ravens out of the sky all night and refused to apologize when the joint was over because it’s on to the next!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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