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Maxwell Maltz, the famous cosmetic surgeon, once said, “Self-image sets the boundaries of individual accomplishment.” Edgar Allen Poe dropped this on boyz hangin’ out behind the liquor store near the projects, “The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?” Old Man Mr. Joe selling peanuts on 25th and Broadway deep in the “G” kept it real when he said, “Sometime you gotta learn how to stay in yo lane patna!”
Ole dull Donovan McNabb must have been driving blind folded when he drove into RGIII’s lane and side swiped him on Tuesday. This dun hasn’t been out of the game a good 2 years and now all of a sudden he wants to have an opinion about something. McNabb played in the NFL for like 12 years and never once was willing to open his freakin’ mouth about anything (Michael Jordan) and now he wants to bully his way into being RGIII’s mentor? Wheredeydodatat?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If he ain’t hollerin’ at ole boy to give him his barber’s number then he shouldn’t be tryin’ to holla at him at all! Why in the world, of all people, would RGIII need a mentor bruh? First of all, he’s got a father that has been there every step of the way and he’s military! Not to mention that this dun graduated from Baylor in 3 years! Not Ivy Tech or Shanaynay's Beauty School! Baylor playboy!!! He’s been nothing but the consummate professional since he set foot on Baylor’s campus as an 18 year old freshman. So he needs Donovan for what now?
It’s not like he’s Pacman Jones making it reign at the strip club and causing riots where boyz are getting shot up or Dez Bryant getting thrown out of the freakin’ mall for literally showing is butt in public. Why does he feel the need to attach himself to this cat? I’ll tell you why, because he wants to remain relevant and wants to take the credit for this kid becoming an outstanding role model in the National Football League. Well pimpin'… Robert Griffin II and his wife can take the credit for that playa.
On his NBC Sports radio show Tuesday, McNabb said that ole boy was being brainwashed in Washington. He then went on to say, "I hope the best for the young man, but the direction he's going in is really a direction he does not want to do. He does not want to go there with me, especially when I got the last word. I'm just trying to help him." Help him do what bruh?
How can a cat that never defended himself when boyz came at him now attack RGIII for not wanting to listen to what he has to say? I guess he forgot all about when T.O. put him on blast after the Super Bowl for being a woos in the huddle and throwing up on boyz as they were trying to win a title and he wouldn’t say a word to defend himself afterwards. I guess he also forgot when Russ Limbaugh came at him sideways with those black quarterback comments and all he did was go hide in the corner. He never came out swinging even to get boyz off of him!
Now that he’s got a mic he wants to run past a boy and knock his books out of his hand just because he graduated and they aren’t beating him up on the bus anymore. Stop me when I start lyin’ bruh! He’s like the chick that got dissed by the most popular cat in school and now she’s telling all the girls that he’s gay. You can’t try to be a gangsta now playa. That’s being a phony!
Mobb Deep said it best, “Son they shook, cause ain’t no such things as halfway crooks scared to death, scared to look they shook.” McNabb was shook his entire career. Now he wants to bully a cat that ain’t thinkin’ about him. He wouldn’t be jawing at Bart Scott or James Harrison because he’s still a halfway crook. In my Nino Brown voice, “McNabb go sit yo $5 “A” down before somebody makes change!”
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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