Chickenheads (Tim Duncan put on Full Blast)

"All you had to do was keep smiling and spending money but you had to mess it up! Didn't you?"

The Jewish philosopher, Philo, once said, “Those who give hoping to be rewarded with honor are not giving, they are bargaining.” Christopher Marlowe, the 16th century English poet said, “While money doesn’t buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.” Then Alan Rosenberg, the famous actor, said, “Fair play doesn’t pertain in bargaining. What matters there is leverage.”

Tim Duncan thought that he had all of the bread and leverage but he ended negotiating with a broad that didn't follow the Chickenhead rules. Oh yes, there are strict rules to being a chickenhead playboy!

According to reports, Tim Duncan’s wife is putting the future Hall of Famer on full blast during their divorce proceedings. A source close to the divorce battle says that ole Tim has been involved in a gay relationship with his best friend since he was at Wake Forest, the same place where he met his wife Amy.

Now the report also said that ole boy’s lover lived with Tim and his wife for the first two years of their marriage until he finally broke down and bought him his own spot. I guess they needed some privacy. Kinda awkward with the wife in the other room huh?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Ole girl knew what she was working with from jump. If he was hangin’ out with some cat in college then Amy already knew that he was gay. So it looks like they sat down at the bargaining table and negotiated a deal out the gate. “You marry me to keep these boyz off of my scent and you can live like a queen. Spend all the bread you want. Just keep my name out of your mouth and we’re good. Let me do my thang and I’ll let you do yours!” Seems simple to me.

Now according to this unnamed source, “Amy treated Tim like a %$#@* throughout their marriage because she knew he was messing around with his BFF. Tim knows Amy was cheating on him but he’s willing to give her whatever she wants, because he doesn’t want Amy to tell the world that he’s bisexual.” Well, how did that work out for you pimp?

Now I didn’t need the “unnamed source” to tell me that playboy. If that dun was gay in college and he got married to a woman then you already know what time it is. My problem with this whole situation is ole girl putting him on blast if they had already negotiated a deal. How do I know there was a deal negotiated? Because she married that dun! That's why!

She wasn’t in love with him nor he with her if all of this is true. So why put him on blast? Her feelings never got hurt. She got what she wanted as a chickenhead. So what’s the problem?

If Tim’s gay that’s his business. I’m not trippin’ on that. Now I would have a problem with him if he was married and running out on his wife for some dude and she didn’t know about it. That would be dangerous. Now it's still dangerous but if these duns are cool with gambling then who am I to care? If she's cool with being a chickenhead then I'm cool with her being one too. She’s got two kids by him already so she’s gonna get paid anyway.

Whatever happened to chickenheads being loyal to the game. When did they start puttin’ boyz on blast that "ARE" paying? Section 1 Article 1 of the Chickenhead Handbook says, “As long as a boy is paying, keep yo mouth closed!” That's where Tiger went wrong! He wasn't paying so they put him on blast and understandably so. But if a boy is paying then she's is out if line as a cluck.

So therefore, Amy is in complete violation of the Chickenhead Code of Conduct and should be reprimanded by the head chicken and stripped of all chickenhead responsibilities and I mean that. Stop me when I start lyin’ playboy!

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Jay Graves
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