Canine Foolery (Florida player arrested for barking?)

"Better keep it movin' der boi. Bark at me & you goin' down!"

The famous writer, Isabel Allende, once said, “What I fear most is power with impunity. I fear abuse of power, and the power to abuse. James Madison, our 4^th President, said, “Liberty may be endangered by the abuse of liberty, but also by the abuse of power.” Then Edmund Burke, the Irish Statesman, stood up and poured out a lil’ liquor for all of the dead homies and said, “The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse.”

On Sunday morning at approximately 3:43 a.m. Florida Gators linebacker Antonio Morrison was arrested for allegedly barking at a police dog. Now according to the report by the Alachua County Sheriff’s office, police responded to a suspicious incident and disturbance at a Gainesville hotel that was connected to a night club.

While the officer was handling his business ole boy Morrison walked up to the police cruiser where the dog was and barked at it. The policeman told him to wait on his ride until he finished. Then when the officer tried to put handcuffs on Morrison he resisted.

Now on some real talk, Officer Friendly here was way out of line playboy. C’mon bruh, you’re gonna arrest a boy for barking at your dog. This was “I’m bored to death being a policeman in a college town 101.” Now Morrison was wrong in resisting arrest. However, he should never have been arrested in the first place.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Morrison and his boyz were coming out of the club and feeling themselves like cats do and the end of the night. He heard the dog bark so he figured he’d get a laugh from the fellas and bark back. Who hasn’t done that before bruh? I bark at dogs all of the time to get a rise out of them and yes police dogs too. So I didn’t trip when he said, “the dog barked first” according to the police report. So now you’re telling me that I can't bark at police dogs anymore when I walk past the cruiser? That’s no fun.

If the cop had some real work to do instead of some “Barnie Fife” type fake police work. He would have just cursed Morrison out and told him to get away from his car before he lets the freakin’ dog out on him and that would have been the end of it. That's real talk!

Real police don’t have time to be arresting cats for having fun and not hurting anyone. Like I said earlier, It happens all of the time and the cop says, “now if I open that door would you be able to handle it?” If not, you better keep it movin’ playboy!" and that's about the size of it.

Here’s my roof top screamer again, “You can’t mess with a police dog Jay! He’s an officer of the law. He should have been arrested. He was just arrested 5 weeks ago for punching a bouncer at the club because he didn’t get a discount. So he should have been arrested for barking at the dog.”

Listen here playboy; I don’t live in the world of what should be. I live in the world of what is. First of all, whatever he was arrested for 5 weeks ago has absolutely nothing to do with him barking at a freakin' dog on Sunday morning. What is, is that ole boy, Officer Friendly, misused his power and went over board because whatever he was investigating was a waste of time so he had to find something else to do. Arresting a boy for barking at his dog? Not hitting the dog or spitting at the dog but barking at it? Give me a break.

Don’t think for one minute that it would have happened in Tuscaloosa pimpin’! The police already know what time it is. Unless a cat is completely out of control you better find something else to do. Even if you make the arrest you better call Nick before you file the report playa. Boyz are getting that in training because Bama football is feeding the whole freakin' town and everybody eating knows it.

You better not wake up ole Nick with, “Excuse me coach, uh... we had to arrest your starting linebacker for…well…barking at a police dog.” Nick: “What? Cop: “Barking at my dog sir.” Nick: “At yo dog! Did he hit the dog or spit on the dog? Did he kick your dog? Because you know there is a process?” Cop: “No sir! He just barked at it. Nick: “If you don’t get yo “A” off of my phone and release that kid you won’t have a job in the morning and don’t call me with that foolishness again. Cop: “Yes Sir.” Stop me when I start lyin’ playboy!

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Jay Graves
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