Nate the Great! (Nets 134-142 Bulls 3OT)

"I put that on my hood and my momma playboy!"

Howard Cosell said, “The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give.” Then General George S. Patton stood up and said, “Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood.” Then Derrick Rose was immediately offended, got up and left!

The Chicago Bulls erased a 14 point deficit late in the fourth quarter to beat the Brooklyn Nets 142-134 to go up 3-1 in the series. Nate Robinson put up 34 points from his car seat playboy! This cat scored all but 5 of those joints after the third quarter. He literally put the Bulls on his little back and went to work. All while the new Buster Brown watched from the side line in street clothes.

Nate the Great is out there in a booster seat bruh going to work on these boyz. I say that they should give part of Derrick Rose’s check to Nate and call it lovely. As a matter of fact, go ahead and give him some of that Adidas money too.

Boyz keep screaming that it’s OK for that dun to sit because they can’t win a championship this year anyway. Well, nobody gave the rest of the team that freakin’ memo and if they did they didn’t read the joint. It’s called competing playa and that’s exactly what the Bulls are doing.

"The new Nate's bruh!"

I Don’t know if you’ve noticed but boyz are going down all over the league with injuries. That means that it ain’t a guarantee that the Heat is gonna win it all. They’re human too and the injury bug could hit their locker room just like the next joint. D Wade is out for today’s ballgame.

 So you’ve got to be in it to win it. Will the Bulls win a title this year? They’ve got just as good a chance as the next Joe but they sure can’t win it if they don’t compete! DERRICK ROSE or BUSTER whichever you’re going by these days!!!

It’s like playing the lottery bruh. In order to win it you gotta be playin'. You can’t score unless you’re shooting. Ole Buster is letting Nate the Great do his job because he’s afraid to do it. That’s like letting some dun take your girl out, wine her, dine her, satisfy her while you sit there and watch. How weak is that? Buster Brown weak playboy!

Don’t get it twisted it’s worthless for a boy to come back now because he’s not in any game or playoff shape. However, if he had come back 2 months ago when he was cleared they would be resting by now getting ready for the Eastern Conference Semifinals because they would have swept the Nets.

Big props to Shorty Doo Wop for taking care of his business and being a leader. In the last 15 years Nate and LeBron are the only two cats that have scored 29 points after the third quarter in a playoff game. He deserves a new car seat and booster seat endorsement deal with Baby’s R Us for that joint. Boyz are already selling Nate Robinson sneakers to hang from the rearview mirrors at the car washes in the Chi this morning bruh! Much Respect to Nate the Great!!!

Other Playoff Games on Saturday:

Memphis beat the breaks off of the Clip Joint 104-83! Led by Marc Gasol and Zach Randolph with 24 points apiece!

Atlanta carjacked the Pacers in College Park and drug them to Bankhead and dropped them off 90-60! The Pacers need to stay out of Magic City when they go to the "A" because they are 0-12 down there. That's a problem!

OKC went into the 3^rd Ward in Houston, pimp slapped a boy, got some French’s Chicken and beat the Rockets 104-101 on the strength of Kevin Durant’s 41 point outburst!  

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Jay Graves
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