Meddling (Tiger penalized but not disqualified)

"I'm Tiger "Freaking" Woods pimpin'!"

Thomas Paine once said, “Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.” Confucius says, “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.” My homie the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. broke it down like this, “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” Big Momma kept it where boyz could really feel it by saying, “Boy you know that don’t make no sense what you just did!”

What was ignorant and made absolutely no sense was boyz messing with Tiger at the Masters on Saturday. I know absolutely nothing about golf. So in my Bernie Mac voice, “Notin, Notin’” but what I do know is that Tiger is the money maker for the game and there are a lot of playa hatin’ cats out there that don’t wanna see him do well.

On Friday on the 15^th hole he took what was deemed to be an improper drop during the second round when his joint hit the pin and bounced into the water. Now the officials were cool with the drop and that’s why ole boy signed his score card and kept it moving.

Then some dun watching it on television called in and reported the foul! The officials then went back and pulled the tape and penalized him 2 strokes. At first they were considering disqualifying him but Uncle Seymour in the back room reminded them that the only reason folks are even watching this joint is because of Tiger. He’s the money maker for golf so we gotta keep this dude of the course or we’ll lose our shirts and these dull green jackets.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! What type of ignorance allows a television viewer to make a call into a major sporting event and tell a boy that they missed a call? Not just any event but the freaking Masters bruh! That’s like the Super Bowl of the sport.

Can you imagine a fan having the ability to call into the Super Bowl and telling the NFL that Ray Lewis just horse collared boy and they go back and access the penalty? It’s like some dun calling balls and strikes from the crib with his feet kicked up with bases loaded in Game 7 of the World Series?  So you mean to tell me that I can call into the NBA home office during the Finals to tell a boy that LeBron traveled before he hit the go ahead bucket to win the NBA title and they’ll take that joint off of the board? Wheredeydodatat?

They don’t even let the fans do that in little league daddy ball. Well, yeah they do. My bad, I was on a roll and forgot that whoever’s dad is coaching is gonna get all of the calls and the last say. So that was a bad example but this is big time professional sports. How ignorant is that?

First of all, who has the phone number to the Masters? There is no freaking number playa! I'm straight from the G and I can spot a hustle a mile away. That was the lie that ole Jethoe, who is a CARD CARRYING MEMBER, told the media because he and his boyz are tired to seeing Tiger taking over the joint. He’s getting back into his groove again and that rubs a lot of good ole boyz the wrong way.  

However, Uncle Seymour understands that it’s 2013 and Tiger is worth more bread in the joint than out. So Jethroe and his patnas were overruled and sent to the crib for meddling but not before taking a beat down in the parking lot by some of Seymour's good friends for messing with his money. Stop me when I start lyin’ playboy!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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