The Pinocchio Theory

"Just so you know homeboy!"

Confucius says, “Instead of being concerned that you have no office, be concerned to think how you may fit yourself for office. Instead of being concerned that you are not known, seek to be worthy of being known.” My Old Man used to say, “The only time cats will pay attention to you is when you’re in line standing in front of them.” The old hustla’s from around the way would say, “You gotta let these boyz know who you are whether they want to know or not.”

Well… the Parliament Funkadelic, the Oregon Ducks, made sure that boyz saw them on Thursday night in the Fiesta Bowl from the word go! After a disappointing loss at the crib to Stanford late in the season that killed their chances of playing for a national title in Miami. The Ducks were forced out to the desert to play Kansas State, who got their doors blown off by Baylor on the same day. De’Anthony Thomas took the opening kickoff 94 yards to the house to set the tone for a 35-17 dance contest that was never even close bruh!

The Funkadelic didn't look back after that initial explosion down the sideline. They put the college football world on notice that regardless of the SEC Scam of 2012 that they are the real deal. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Out of all of the 1 loss teams left at the end of the season the Ducks should have been in Miami right now preparing to play Notre Dame and not Alabama.

The dull media wanted Alabama in the game so we got Bama! It's more bread to be made if Notre Dame is playing Alabama as opposed to Oregon! That’s real talk bruh! The Crimson Tide played one of the weakest schedules in the country and then got blown out at the crib by then #15 Texas A&M and it wasn’t even close playboy! They trailed by 20 points for darn near 3 quarters before even making it interesting. However, Oregon later lost to then #14 Stanford by 3 points who eventually won the PAC 12 and the Rose Bowl! I'm just sayin'!

Oregon got screwed because they lost late in the season and the media was brainwashed by the SEC Scam of 2012. They're walking around like zombie's fresh off of the Thriller video shoot!

While Oregon was playing Stanford, Bama was playing Western Carolina trying not to lose late. Everybody in the SEC scheduled cupcakes in week 12 when other cats were out here playing for their lives. Georgia played Georgia Southern, Florida played Jacksonville State and South Carolina played Wofford because they knew how to beat the system! Don't lose late and you're good and boyz fell for it! That's why Bama is in Miami right now bruh and not the Ducks!

On some real talk the SEC is top heavy like most conferences! Those 6 straight titles were won by 4 schools. The Alabama Crimson Tide won 2, the Florida Gators won 2, the LSU Tigers won 1 and the Auburn Cam Newtons won 1. The other 10 duns are stealing at Shoneys bruh! Stop trying to make the whole conference out to be the GD Folks something! We just saw Florida get the doors blown off of them by the Teddy 5's and LSU lost to dull Clemson out of the ACC. So stop it! Just stop it!!

It’s a shame that the fans just buy whatever the media is selling hook, line and sinker. It’s worse than the Wizard of Oz bruh! It’s just as bad as some weird dude sitting in a room determining what new fashion is going to be hot this year for the world to wear.

Who told boyz that skinny jeans and plaid tight shirts was player? Who said that extra tight sweaters and goofy revenge of the nerd glasses with no lenses was cool in 2012? Some clown hiding behind a curtain laughing at these duns that’s who. Next year he’s gonna have you boyz wearing Prince open butt pants because he knows that you'll put them joints on!

That’s what the college football media has been doing for years! Whoever they pile into the top 5 or 10 spots fans just roll with it and don’t even question it. You can see with your own eyes that certain teams are garbage but if the dull media says that they are the best you just roll with it. There's that clown that always screams over my shoulder. "Well in 2014 they'll have a playoff and it won't be like that anymore!" Sure, they'll be a 4 team playoff but who do you think will VOTE on who those 4 teams will be, dawg? The dull media! The problem still won't be fixed because the personal bias' of these duns will still be in effect!

Well the Parliament Funkadelic reminded you that they were the real deal by man handling K. State. After the joint was over they drove to the airport bumpin’ that “The Pinocchio Theory” by the #1 funkateer himself, Bootsy Collins, just to let you know that boyz  been lyin’ to you!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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