C'mon Man!!!

"Did you really think you could handle me bruh?"

Sometimes you hear things that make absolutely no sense at all. As soon as the story is told you immediately look at your boyz and shake your head. Now who do they think is going to believe that joint? Like I always say, growing up around shady characters has it's advantages because when BS is thrown in the air you can typically smell before it hits the ground.

On Saturday morning Minnesota Vikings superstar running back Adrian Peterson (A.D.) was arrested on a charge of resisting arrest after an early morning incident at a Houston night club where it took three police officers to subdue him. They must have played for Texas because it always took three Longhorns to bring him down. Now according to Houston Police Department spokesman Kerse Smith an off duty police officer working security asked A.D. and his group to leave because the joint was closed. Smith said that the man identified himself as a police officer then left to tell other patrons to leave before returning to Peterson and his group.

 Where is Chris Carter, Tom Jackson and Mike Ditka when you need them? C'mon Man!!! Do you smell that bruh? Why would security ever walk up to a boy and identify himself as a police officer if there wasn't a problem. Asking a cat to leave the club isn't a problem because it's standard operating procedure every night. There would be no reason to tell A.D. that he was a cope. That's just the Houston police trying to cover their butts on this one. 

In my Mr. Rogers putting my sweater and sneakers on voice, "Come on with me on this journey!" as I dissect this lie even further. The next thing that the Houston Police Department says is that when the officer comes back to A.D.'s group he asks Peterson to leave again and the running back says I heard you the first time. Now that part of it is true because it's standard hood protocol to tell a boy that real quick because you aren't going to let the bouncer punk you on the way out of the door.

However, the report goes on to say that Peterson then pushed the officer to the point where he stumbles. Chris Carter where you at bruh? C'mon Man!!!!! First of all, why would he push him? Secondly, if he did push him, why wasn't he charged with battery of a police officer? Ya'll can tell that story to these clowns out here that want to believe it but the brothers from the hood ain't buying that one even if it was on sale bruh! Do you realize that if A.D. had pushed this cat he would have done more than just stumbled?

I've been to and closed enough clubs in my day to know that doesn't make an ounce of sense. If he'd pushed a police officer that had already identified himself as a cop he'd be in a world of trouble, you and I both know that. However, he was only charged with resisting arrest, a simple misdemeanor and posted a $1000 bond bruh! In real terms that $100! So you mean to tell me you can start pushing cops around for a $100? Chris don't let me say it again bruh! Stop sleepin' on Ya Boy! C'mon Man!!!!

It's crazy that some cops think that they can talk any kind of way they want to people and get away with it. You know he was all in A.D.'s face talking crazy simply because he knew who he was. Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This cat was trying to make a name for himself and almost got his neck broke trying to subdue a professional athlete and a football player at that. This ain't some cat from the 3rd Ward with is pants sagging, shawty! This is a well oiled machine that you just stepped too. It's like jumping into the lions den with a spoon to defend yourself. One cat wasn't going to get this guy down especially when he doesn't know you're a cop or definitely not if they were Texas fans.

Now you know once they got him down and handcuffed the first cops boys went off on him for getting them involved in some foolishness that he couldn't handle by himself. Also the club owner just all but killed his business too. If you're going to treat a millionaire VIP like that all of the other young rich pro athletes and entertainers down there just found somewhere else to kick it. Think about all of the bottles that they just lost for trying to make A.D. leave the joint just five minutes early. That's real talk!

People kill me thinking that they can go toe to toe with pro athletes. These guys are the best in the world at what they do and their bodies aren't like anything you've ever seen before. These duns spend millions of dollars to stay in shape with trainers, training facilities in their homes, personal chefs and dietitians etc. How do you think you're going to get at this cat one on one? Remember when Ron Artest went into the crowd at the Palace and all of a sudden Detroit fans thought that they had a pass to take shots at the Pacers? I know ya'll saw Jermaine O'Neil just knock a boy completely out when he ran up on him? He's a professional athlete bruh this ain't Mookie from around the way you steppin' too. Yo Chris? C'mon Man and Boomer Sooner!!!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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