Why Michelle Beadle is naive with this Nick Young/D'Angelo foolishness! "Foul Balls"

"I wanna live in the world that SHOULD be and I just don't!"

Tia Carrere, the actress and model, once said, "I had been gullible, naive, soft, pliable. That's why I got taken advantage of. To survive, you have to have a tough skin." Godfrey Reggio, the well-known director, gave it to us like this, "I think it's naive to pray for world peace if we're not going to change the form in which we live." Then Anatole France, the French poet,  broke it down in real playa terms when he spit, "It is well for the heart to be naive and the mind not to be." 

Well playas...ESPN's ole Michelle Beadle is at it again! Pullin' a Cameo and "Talkin' out the side of her neck!" Ole girl goes in and asks the question "Why aren't we callin' Nick Young out for cheatin'?" instead of jumpin' all over D'Angelo Russell for recordin' it and sharin' it? She goes on to say, "If he wasn't cheatin' then there would be nothin' to talk about."  What!?!?

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Listen up baby girl, we don't live in the world of what should be! We live in the world of what is. Nick Young cheated on his girl that's a fact. However, she nor the world wouldn't have known that unless D'Angelo Russell pulled a "Mark move" by settin' him up and recorded it. 

What Nick Young does in his relationship with Iggy is strictly his business. But to set a boy up and ask him if he's cheatin' on his girl and then to record is a complete foul ball!! There is no justification for that type of behavior whatsoever bruh. So to ask the question, "Why aren't we callin' Nick Young out for cheatin'?" is asinine. 

You sound crazy even lettin' that part your lips. This isn't about Nick Young cheatin'! It's about a dun setting boy up. Take the relationship out of it. Let's say the dun had asked him about whether he stole a car or took Big Momma's Certs out of her purse. By askin' the question and then recordin' it is foul ball. No other way around it playboy. Foul balls are foul balls and if Michelle can't see that then she better step her game up because the world is goin' to constantly blow her mind. 

She's always way over the top just like when she was trippin' on Floyd before his fight with Pacquiao.  Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific. 
3) Foul Balls: verb - to be out of line with no excuses bruh. Unacceptable behavior. 

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Why Nicki Minaj couldn't have signed off on puttin' Nick Young on blast! "Greyhound"

"C'mon bruh!!" 

Martin Luther King Jr. once said, "Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Albert Einstein give it to us like this, "The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." Then Prince Phillip broke it down so that it would forever be broken when he spit, "A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman." 

Well playas...a secretly taped video of Nick Young tellin' a boy that he's gettin' it in with other chicks is as dangerous as a madman runnin' around butt naked with his oily hands on the trigger of a AK47. Everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, has been pilin' on D'Angelo Russell for makin' the tape, which they should. However, this dun keeps sayin' that he doesn't have any idea how the tape got out. Well bruh, on Wednesday some dun from the website Fameolous came on ESPN 97.5 Houston whispered this to the birdie in the window: 

“Somebody from Nicki Minaj’s camp a source, got the video and they sent it in. And they said here put this out because Iggy want to talk mess about Nicki Minaj, put this out and let her know what her fiance is doing. … It had nothing to do with the basketball players.”

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Here's the problem playboy. I would bet everything I've got that Nicki had nothin' to do with that foolishness! The fact that they said "somebody from her camp" tells you everything you wanna know. Just because a boy is in your camp doesn't mean that you signed off of the foolishness. 

Now Nicki has to try and clean this mess up. That's crazy bruh! It's always some fool that's spendin' the camp's money instead of makin' the camp money that keeps the camp in turmoil. 

How do I know Nicki didn't sign off on that foolishness? Because there's way too much foolishness out there that can be put on blast about any of these celebrities includin' her. She wants to beef and talk crazy to boyz but not actually throw business in the street.  Why? Because she's got business!! So whoever that was that called the ESPN station in Houston and put the tape on blast is probably not still in the camp today. That dun has been sent home on the Greyhound never to be seen again. Trust me on that playa. 

Everybody in the camp shouldn't be in the camp bruh. Just because you came up with a boy doesn't mean that he or she should be representin' you. I know that I'm preachin' so just pass the collection plate. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific

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How Kobe had the nerve to give D'Angelo Russell some advice! " ABSOLUTELY"

"Your joint wasn't worse than mine bruh! It'll pass! Just be patient!" 

William Hazlitt, the english writer, once said, "A hypocrite despises those whom he deceives, but has no respect for himself. He would make a dupe of himself too, if he could." Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, broke it down like this, "The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!" Then Hazlitt shot back with joint that shut the buildin' down when he spit, "The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy." 

Well playas...gettin' advice from a hypocrite is even worse bruh! Why? Because he's tellin' you how to get through some foolishness that he didn't even handle well. On Wednesday night these fake media-types had THEE nerve to ask Kobe Bryant of all people if he'd spoken with D'Angelo Russell about this foolishness of throwin' his boy Nick Young under the bus and backin' over him. 

So this is what that dun had to say bruh. "I had a chance to talk to him earlier today. All I can do is just do my best Yoda impersonations and give him that kind of sage advice, I guess. One day pass, this shall -- or something like that." Then ole boy had the nerve to call the situation, "unfortunate."

He goes on to  say, "It's tough! I think there's a lot to learn from that; I'm sure he is, I'm sure he'll evolve. I'm sure he'll grow, and I'm sure he'll be better from it. I don't think there's much he can do about it now; outside of the countless apologies, there's not really anything else he can do but just continue to perform, continue to earn the trust of his teammates and his peers and onward he goes."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Now are we really askin' a boy that did far worse if he hollered at D'Angelo? Really bruh? Kobe's got absolutely no advice to give this kid on this foolishness because he called a boy out that had ABSOLUTELY nothin' to do with his foolishness. 

Aw, so you boyz are goin' to act like you don't remember Kobe gettin' arrested on a sexual assault charge back in 2002 and tellin' the arrestin' officer that he should have done what Shaq always does by payin' the women off. Now like I said in my crazy Hot Joint yesterday entitled "MARK" what Kobe did was far worse than what D'Angelo did bruh. It ain't even close. Nick Young was ABOUT to get married! Shaq WAS ALREADY MARRIED! Nick Young wasn't sittin' on more than one hundred millions dollars! Shaq was!!! All Nick is out of is the ring and the bachelor party. Shaq was out of multi-millions. Far worse playa! ABSOLUTELY!!!

So why on earth are we askin' Kobe if he talked to him or not? Kobe never apologized for pullin' the unthinkable. Give me a freakin' break!! 

And I'm ready to block these duns on Twitter that keep sayin' that the real problem is Nick Young cheatin' on his girl and not the recording itself. This fool hits me up and says, Swaggy P remains loyal no convo to tape." 

Where do they get these cats from bruh? He must have grown up with D'Angelo in Montverde, Florida somewhere or at least with the same rules as De'Angelo. How ignorant is that statement? 

There is ABSOLUTELY no excuse for recording a person private conversation without their knowledge of it. No matter how ignorant the conversation is. Who are you? The moral police? If that man wants to have 10 girlfriends that's his freakin' business. And what woman actually thinks that she's the ONLY one that's marryin' a dun that's young, rich and famous? Stop it! You sound crazy and stop me when I start lyin'! 

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Why D'Angelo Russell's stunt still wasn't worse than Kobe's to Shaq! "MARK"

"I'm just tryin' to be like you big bruh! You was almost there too!" 

Stephen Covey, the educator, author and businessman, once said, "Trust is the glue of life. It's the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It's the foundational principle that holds all relationships." George MacDonald, the Scottish author and poet, gave it to us like this, "To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved." Then the big homie William Shakespeare broke it down like a G at a playas convention on the south side of Chicago when he spit, "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." 

Well playas...both Swaggy P and D'Angelo Russell missed Shakespeare when he spit that knowledge to the fellas. Swaggy needed the "trust few" joint and D'Angelo needed the "Do wrong to none" joint repeated to him about 136 times as he's gettin' the brakes beat off of him. Ole boy is guilty of settin' up Nick Young, because I refuse to keep callin' that dun "Swaggy P" because it's sounds corny, by secretly recordin' him admittin' that he cheated on his girl, Iggy Azelea. Nick didn't just come out and tell a boy his business, De'Angelo was askin' him specific questions to get the information out of him bruh. Wheredeydodatat? 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! D'Angelo Russell is a MARK!!!! Let's put that on the freakin' table right off of the top. This dun violated every rule in the Men's, Women's Playa's and Overall Hood Code's of Conduct! This cat should never be welcomed anywhere where REAL cats breathe air.

Who does that bruh? Turns on the video camera and asks a boy if he's cheated on his girl and then puts it out? Where is D'Angelo Russell from? Now he was born in Louisville but he went to high school in Montverde, Florida. So Ima put it on him goin' to school in Montverde. Because I know way too many REAL hustlas, playas and G's from Louisville to put it on the Ville like that! Their hood operates by the same rules as every other hood in America. I don't know what they're doin' in Montverde but I can guarantee you they aren't usin' the "Hood's Code of Conduct" bruh. I can tell you that. 

Now I had to look up Montverde, Florida because I'm tryin' to figure out what would make a boy pull that type of stunt and not think he would and SHOULD get the brakes beat off of him. Well here's the answer playboy. First of all there isn't but 942 people in the darn city. My son just graduated from high school with two hundred more people than that. Montverde is 96 percent white and 1.5 percent black!! That means that the Hood's "Code of Ethics" don't exist in Montverde pimpin'. 

Therefore, he's clueless as to what he's stepped into by throwin' ole boy under the bus but the boyz that grew up with the "Code" is goin' to make sure that dun has a full understandin' of the entire book word for word by the end of next week. 

"These cats here bruh!" 

That was almost as big of a sucka move as when Kobe threw Shaq under the bus when he got arrested on the sexual assault charge. What!!? You boyz wanna act like Kobe wasn't a bigger MARK than Russell is right now? Well...in the eyes of all of the REAL G's out here Kobe was worse. Take your fan hat off bruh and look at it for what it is. Shaq was nowhere near Colorado and Kobe told the police that he should have done what Shaq does and pay these broads off. What!!??? Shaq was somewhere mindin' his own business. 

And let me put it where the goats can get it too. Nick Young was ABOUT to get married! Shaq WAS ALREADY MARRIED! Nick Young wasn't sittin' on more than one hundred millions dollars! Shaq was!!! 

Nick's girl can call the wedding off today and it will only cost Nick the freakin' ring and the dull bachelor party bruh. Shaq's wife hit him up for millions in a divorce. Yeah playa, what Kobe did was far worse than what De'Angelo did but they both were sucka moves. The only difference is that Kobe has already won 3 championships so boyz gave him some slide. D'Angelo hasn't won jack squat. Therefore, boyz all around the league are goin' to be off of that dun forever. He'll never live this down unless he's becomes one of the greatest players to ever play the game. Anything short of that and he's trash. Why? Because he won't ever get a chance to prove himself again.  

He just ended his career before it got started good playa. Nobody's messin' with that dun again. He's an instant killer of team chemistry and NOBODY would want that dun in their locker room. Think about it playa, he's 6'5" not 7'!!! They make cats 6'5" EVERY day!!! He's not worth the risk. He's roomin' by himself from now on and he's not invited to the fellas trip to Vegas or none of that bruh. He's a MARK for life. 

Now I'm not justifyin' a boy cheatin' on his girl but it's his girl not his wife. Now I will say this, Nick doesn't need to be talkin' about marryin' a chick if he's still gettin' the after the club type foolishness goin' on. There isn't a rule that states that a boy has to get married. You can be single your entire life and nobody cares who you hang out with. 

However, you can't hang out with MARKS and then be surprised when your business ends up in the streets. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus:
1) G: noun - gangsta, the real cats in the hood that can spot game a block away gettin' out of the car with sunglasses on in the dark.  
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
4) Mark: adjective - used to describe a cat that NOBODY wants to hang out with. He's the cat that will tell it all and boyz get quite when he comes into the room. 
5) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for, "Who does that?" 
6) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to.  
7) Slide: verb - to give a boy a break

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