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| "I'm just tryin' to be like you big bruh! You was almost there too!" |
Well playas...both Swaggy P and D'Angelo Russell missed Shakespeare when he spit that knowledge to the fellas. Swaggy needed the "trust few" joint and D'Angelo needed the "Do wrong to none" joint repeated to him about 136 times as he's gettin' the brakes beat off of him. Ole boy is guilty of settin' up Nick Young, because I refuse to keep callin' that dun "Swaggy P" because it's sounds corny, by secretly recordin' him admittin' that he cheated on his girl, Iggy Azelea. Nick didn't just come out and tell a boy his business, De'Angelo was askin' him specific questions to get the information out of him bruh. Wheredeydodatat?
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! D'Angelo Russell is a MARK!!!! Let's put that on the freakin' table right off of the top. This dun violated every rule in the Men's, Women's Playa's and Overall Hood Code's of Conduct! This cat should never be welcomed anywhere where REAL cats breathe air.
Who does that bruh? Turns on the video camera and asks a boy if he's cheated on his girl and then puts it out? Where is D'Angelo Russell from? Now he was born in Louisville but he went to high school in Montverde, Florida. So Ima put it on him goin' to school in Montverde. Because I know way too many REAL hustlas, playas and G's from Louisville to put it on the Ville like that! Their hood operates by the same rules as every other hood in America. I don't know what they're doin' in Montverde but I can guarantee you they aren't usin' the "Hood's Code of Conduct" bruh. I can tell you that.
Now I had to look up Montverde, Florida because I'm tryin' to figure out what would make a boy pull that type of stunt and not think he would and SHOULD get the brakes beat off of him. Well here's the answer playboy. First of all there isn't but 942 people in the darn city. My son just graduated from high school with two hundred more people than that. Montverde is 96 percent white and 1.5 percent black!! That means that the Hood's "Code of Ethics" don't exist in Montverde pimpin'.
Therefore, he's clueless as to what he's stepped into by throwin' ole boy under the bus but the boyz that grew up with the "Code" is goin' to make sure that dun has a full understandin' of the entire book word for word by the end of next week.
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| "These cats here bruh!" |
That was almost as big of a sucka move as when Kobe threw Shaq under the bus when he got arrested on the sexual assault charge. What!!? You boyz wanna act like Kobe wasn't a bigger MARK than Russell is right now? Well...in the eyes of all of the REAL G's out here Kobe was worse. Take your fan hat off bruh and look at it for what it is. Shaq was nowhere near Colorado and Kobe told the police that he should have done what Shaq does and pay these broads off. What!!??? Shaq was somewhere mindin' his own business.
And let me put it where the goats can get it too. Nick Young was ABOUT to get married! Shaq WAS ALREADY MARRIED! Nick Young wasn't sittin' on more than one hundred millions dollars! Shaq was!!!
Nick's girl can call the wedding off today and it will only cost Nick the freakin' ring and the dull bachelor party bruh. Shaq's wife hit him up for millions in a divorce. Yeah playa, what Kobe did was far worse than what De'Angelo did but they both were sucka moves. The only difference is that Kobe has already won 3 championships so boyz gave him some slide. D'Angelo hasn't won jack squat. Therefore, boyz all around the league are goin' to be off of that dun forever. He'll never live this down unless he's becomes one of the greatest players to ever play the game. Anything short of that and he's trash. Why? Because he won't ever get a chance to prove himself again.
He just ended his career before it got started good playa. Nobody's messin' with that dun again. He's an instant killer of team chemistry and NOBODY would want that dun in their locker room. Think about it playa, he's 6'5" not 7'!!! They make cats 6'5" EVERY day!!! He's not worth the risk. He's roomin' by himself from now on and he's not invited to the fellas trip to Vegas or none of that bruh. He's a MARK for life.
Now I'm not justifyin' a boy cheatin' on his girl but it's his girl not his wife. Now I will say this, Nick doesn't need to be talkin' about marryin' a chick if he's still gettin' the after the club type foolishness goin' on. There isn't a rule that states that a boy has to get married. You can be single your entire life and nobody cares who you hang out with.
However, you can't hang out with MARKS and then be surprised when your business ends up in the streets. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) G: noun - gangsta, the real cats in the hood that can spot game a block away gettin' out of the car with sunglasses on in the dark.
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
4) Mark: adjective - used to describe a cat that NOBODY wants to hang out with. He's the cat that will tell it all and boyz get quite when he comes into the room.
5) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for, "Who does that?"
6) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to.
7) Slide: verb - to give a boy a break
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