Hustlas Ball (Why the Yankees are suckas for tryin' to hustle a boy out of A-Rod's 3000th hit ball!)

"Naw playa, you can keep the freakin' bat and the autograph!"

Fran Lebowitz, the well-known author and speaker, once said, “Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.” Mos Def, the rapper/actor, gave it to us like this, “Focused. I’m a hustler. And my hustle is trying to figure out the best ways to do what I like without having to do much else.” Then the big homie, Abraham Lincoln, spit the hustlers anthem when he said, “Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.”

Well playas…hustlas rule the world and if you’re sittin’ around waitin’ on a boy to do you a solid you’ll starve to death. Hustlas “Git up, Git out and Git Somethin’” like Outkast in April of ’94 bruh! Zack Hample, a 37 year old cat from New York City must have been bumpin’ that joint when he caught A-Rod’s 3000^th hit Friday night. Ole boy hit a solo homer in the first-inning off Detroit Tigers right-hander Justin Verlander.

What’s crazy to me is that boyz in the Yankees organization are fired up that Hample isn’t willin’ to give the ball back.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! You’ve got to be a straight up sucka to give that ball back. These major league cats run game on ignorant fans all of the time. They’ll usually tell a boy that they’ll trade them for an opportunity to go in the locker room after the game, meet the player, get his autograph and some freakin’ bats. You’ve got to be a complete idiot to fall for that foolishness.

I’m right with Hample on this one playa. If you want this ball it’s gonna cost you a fortune. Otherwise, I’m gonna get the bread from somewhere else. So you can pay me or some other sucka can pay me. You decide because it doesn’t matter to me.

Think about it bruh, A-Rod has made more than a half a billion dollars playin’ this game and he wants to give a boy an autograph? I’ll kick him in his butt if he tried to run that hustle on me. Now he’s actin’ like he’s not trippin’ this late in his career but you know he wants that ball.

Accordin’ to David Kohler of SCP Auctions, which sold A-Rod’s 500^th home run ball for $105,000, the 3,000^th hit ball is worth more than 50 stacks. So unless the Yankees or A-Rod himself is pullin’ up on me with at least 70 they can keep it movin’! Why? Because I’ll wait on a the sucka that’s a diehard A-Rod, Yankee or MLB fan to pull up and get even more. Because at the minimum I’m goin’ to get 50 grand. So I’ll sit in the cut and wait for it. But you’re not gonna offer me a freakin’ autograph and a chance to meet this cat. Who cares about him or his autograph and that goes for any pro athlete in my book. I want the bread playa!

Here’s the key to survival out here in these streets bruh. Don’t be a sucka for famous people, don’t be a sucka for beautiful women and always pay attention to everything movin’ around you. Why? Because famous people make a livin’ off of the fact that you’re delusional when it comes to them. Beautiful women already know that men love what they see and not what they feel. So all logic and the ability to count goes out of the window in their presence. That’s why you see boyz out here payin’ child support and livin’ in squalor. And by not payin’ attention to every movin’ around you, the game is always one step ahead of you. That’s why a boy in the major leagues can roll up on a fan and offer him or her a freakin’ bat and a picture for something that’s worth a fortune.

Keep ya head on a swivel playboy because this ride ain’t over ‘til its over! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Solid: noun – to do someone a favor
3) Stack: noun – one thousand dollars
4) Bread: noun – money, cash, scrilla, etc.
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Thought Process (Why Alex Rodriguez is like King Kong on these boyz)

"Really bruh!"

When I was up in the Bronx hangin’ with the fellas, we saw these cats standing out in front of Yankee Stadium arguing about injustice. Frederick Douglass said, “Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them.” Martin Luther King Jr. threw his hat down and said, “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Then Voltaire, the 16^th century French philosopher, said, “Men use thought as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts.”

Well it looks like Bud Selig, Anthony Bosch, the Yankees and ole dull Fredric Horowitz, the arbitrator of this foolishness that is the Alex Rodriguez situation were doing some serious thinking. Since these duns are using thought as the authority for injustice their brains are about to explode at any minute.

Last fall boyz tried to hit A-Rod off with a 211 game suspension as a result of the Biogenesis Scandal where 13 other cats got 50 game suspensions with the exception of Ryan Braun who was handed 65 games. Like a G, A-Rod appealed the joint because 211 games would have meant that he would have been out the game for the remainder of last season and all of this upcoming 2014 campaign.

Now the arbitrator comes back with a 162 games on a boy like he’s supposed to just take it. Then Anthony Bosch and Bud Selig jumped on 60 Minutes on Sunday night and completely regurgitated all over the dun doing the interview and his camera crew.

So first thing Monday morning A-Rod’s homies were waiting for the U.S. District Courts to open like Wal-mart on Black Friday to sue these cats. And guess what? I was standing in line with these fools because I drove them up there. So for my time and effort I wanted a new 70” flat screen and one of those funny looking vests they make them rock.

Now let me say this before you cats start thinking that I’m an A-Rod fan! I’m not a baseball fan at all. I think that it’s worse than watching paint dry playboy but when a boy is getting railroaded I’ve got to say something. Now did he use performance enhancing drugs? Absolutely! You’d be a fool not to think so. However, has he tested positive at any point? Not at all! Should he be suspended for being dumb enough to send messages that link him to this ignorance? Absolutely! Should he be suspended for the entire 2014 campaign? Absolutely not!

If the collective Bargaining Agreement states that 50 games is the penalty for first time Joes then the penalty should be 50 games. Ryan Braun took the 65 games like a sucka and kept it movin’! I would have appealed that for the sake of appealing. On GP they may have taken 10 games off just because he stood up for his.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! What’s so crazy is that boyz watching that 60 Minute joint with Bosch was acting like he was really saying something. This is the same shady cat that ran a highly thought out illegal drug business that was throwing a boy under the bus for some bread. You gotta understand that duns like Bosch are only breathing for the bread bruh! So they’ll do anything for it.

Was he telling the truth? Absolutely! But here are the real questions that ole boy should have been asking him. Why are you telling me this and what are you getting out of it? Well he couldn’t ask him that because he already knew why he was telling it because 60 Minutes was paying him to tell it.

Then Bud Selig jumped out of the birthday cake with an extra tight thong on to add to this foolishness. Major League Baseball has been ridin’ shotgun with all of these cats doing drugs for years playboy. Now all of a sudden they've got a moral compass? “Give Me a Break”with Nell Carter bruh! How can I say that MLB has been the scrub hollerin’ at broads out of the passenger side of his best friend’s ride? Because the punishment for cheating amounts to nothing.

If you could get caught stealing at the store and the punishment was that you couldn’t go shopping in that store for 50 days. You would get caught stealing in that very same store every 100 days. That’s only if you get caught! So stop with all of this foolishness.

A-Rod’s boyz came into the Federal Court like some gangstas too. Not only are they suing MLB they’re suing the MLBPA for not having his back and they should have. U.S. District Court Judge William H. Pauley III said that it was cool to release the arbitrator’s decision which the boyz in the Player’s Association were fired up about because they said that it violated the confidentiality agreement in the CBA.

Here’s the deal playboy! When ole Bud decided to jump on 60 Minutes he violated the agreement. So now it’s on and poppin’! Everything’s on the table now bruh! That's not me talkin' that's the judge! I'm just putting it where the goats can get it!

Let me put something on your head playboy. Alex Rodriguez is a PR nightmare for Major League Baseball because they paid him more than $500 million in salary and they never thought in their wildest dreams that the richest player in history would get caught up in a doping scandal.

Now they want him to go away but he's got enough bread to fight whatever they throw his way. It's like going to Africa, getting King Kong and now he's loose in Manhattan, climbing the Empire State Building! The bullets aren't piercing his body because he's too insulated to be affected and he's not coming down until he get's ready.

Sure, he eventually dies but not until after he's completely destroys Manhattan.

Stop listening to all of these superficial journalists that are only capable of seeing the duck looking smooth from the water up. While they're watching him sail, I'm under the water watching him kick!

All I’m saying is that you can’t just slam a boy with an entire season and expect him to just go away when the Yankees are on the hook for $61 million to this dun. If you don’t think that the boyz up in the Bronx aren’t pulling the strings on the puppet that is the 162 games suspension you’re on drugs too. And that's why Frederick Douglass, MLK and Voltaire are still standing in front of the stadium arguing. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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Hang Man (A-Rod pays for Bosch's attorney)

"This is getting real, real quick bruh!"

William Shakespeare once said, “Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.” Hunter S. Thompson, the famous author, gave it to us like this, “In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.” Then Lucius Annaeus Seneca, the Roman philosopher, shut the building down with, “Every guilty person is his own hangman.”

Well it finally looks like ole A-Rod is starting to hang himself playboy. According to ESPN’s “Outside the Lines” Alex Rodriguez paid for Biogenesis founder Tony Bosch’s attorney and made a wire transfer for $50,000 that Bosch’s attorney refused to accept.

A spokesman for Bosch attorney Susy Ribero-Ayala said in a statement Sunday that A-Rod paid her a $25,000 retainer to defend Bosch in back in February. It goes on to say that ole boy sent a second payment which was unsolicited and unwarranted for 50 stacks in April that was returned.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This dun has done everything but kicked the chair out from under him. The boyz in the barber shop are trying to defend him but he keeps tying the rope around his freakin’ neck. Everyday more and more information is leaked and it doesn’t look good for this cat.

Like I always say, if you’re gonna run with gangstas you’ve got to move like a gangsta. The first rule of the Gangstas Handbook of Survival is to never write anything down. By sending bread in a wire transfer he left a paper trail that can and will be used against him. A real gangsta drops the money off in a brief case and keeps it moving. Then it’s his word vs. yours. If you keep his money then he owns you and if you refuse the money he owns even more of you because you disrespected him and he had to force you to take it. Either way it's your money and you work for him!

I’m like Big Momma at this point on A-Rod, “Boy I keep defended you but you keep making me look bad so now I gotta leave you alone.” I keep telling boyz that they’re rail roading this dun with the 211 game suspension. Don't get it twisted, he's guilty but 211 games? However, with stuff like this coming out he may primarily deserve it for being stupid. You can’t be that dumb and live playboy. A wire transfer bruh?

Don't think for one minute I'm pulling a stunt like the Boston Marathon bomber's mom. I know this dun is guilty as all out doors but she was trippin'. She's all on TV telling boyz that her baby couldn't possibly have done that. Wasn't he the same fool on tape? Wasn't he the same fool throwing bombs out of the window of the ride at the police? Wasn't he the same fool that ran over your other child in the street trying to get away? Was he not the fool that they pulled out of a boat in some cats back yard hiding with gunshot wounds from the police or wasn't he?

I'm not that crazy bruh. I know this clown was taking drugs. What I don’t get is why MLB just won’t just come out and lay everything on the table? Well, yeah I do! If they put him on complete blast he’ll just start singing like Luther Vandross about what Major League Baseball has known and not done about drugs in the game for years. They had to have known that A-Rod wasn’t going to take the 211 game suspension laying down because he’s got $30 million tied to it.

Guilty or not he’s not just gonna give you $30 million bruh! He’ll still salvage more than half of that back because no way will the 211 games stand. That number will be cut in half even with all of this foolishness coming out because MLB should have dropped all of it on the table from jump.

They only look shady by not presenting all of the evidence when they initially handed down the suspensions. I’m talking but y’all ain’t listenin’! Sit in the cut and watch it play out. Major League Baseball will come out of this thing looking just as bad as A-Rod when it’s all said and done.

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Streets 101 (A-Rod ain't the only one lyin'!)

"That's my story and I'm stickin' with it playa!"

Eric Carr, the drummer from Kiss, walked into the barber shop on 25^th where all the G’s hang out and said, “I can’t say why people lie; they just do. Everyone has their own reasons for not telling the truth.” Michael Musto, the famous journalist, broke it down like this, “In the last few years, the very idea of telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is dredged up only when the alternative options of deception, threat and bribery have all been exhausted.”

According to a report by “60 Minutes” members of A-Rod’s camp leaked the names of Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun and his own teammate Francisco Cervelli to the media in the whole Biogenesis scandal. Now the word is A-Rod’s boyz got a hold to unredacted versions (that means unedited for all you 3^rd  grade reading Joe’s out there) of documents with Braun and Cervelli’s names on them and sent them to Yahoo! according to some cats that claim to be close to the situation. A-Rod is denying everything.

Like Big Momma used to say, “It’s a dead skunk on the line and we ain’t leavin’ until somebody cleans it up.” Somebody is lyin’ playboy and it ain’t just Alex Rodriguez like all of these duns, including Major League Baseball, want you to believe. Some cat named Porter Fischer that used to work for Biogenesis is saying that his ride was broken into and all of the said documents were stolen. Some of those same documents were then sold to MLB.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! How convenient of a lie is that bruh? So you’re ridin’ around with classified joints in your car? Now I’m supposed to believe that you stopped to get a haircut in the Pork N Beans projects and boyz broke into your whip, stole the paperwork, and gave it to some cats that sold it to MLB? That's worse than the fool that caught with the murder victims cell phone and he says some dude sold it to him for $20. on some real real that is how it goes down.

Now it sounds like they’re trying to say that A-Rod had his cousin Edwardo break into ole boys ride and take them. Then A-Rod decided to snitch on the same cats that he’s handcuffed to while giving them the paperwork Eddie stole. Dude... I'm just telling you what they're trying to get us to believe.

I don’t know where y’all from but the only reason boyz snitch is to shorten their sentences playa. Why would A-Rod have a reason to snitch on a dun that is doing the same thing he’s been caught doing if it doesn’t help him in the long run? Now don’t get me wrong pimp, I don’t have a dog in this fight. I can’t stand baseball! I think it’s the most boring sport known to man but the streets are the streets and those I know. A boy isn’t going to set a cat up unless it benefits him.

See MLB keeps saying that they have all of this information on A-Rod and that he should just take the 211 game suspension and walk away or else is crazy. Because if you’ve got information then put it on the table and quit bluffing. Streets 101 tells you that MLB is just trying to justify to the public why they gave ole boy 211 games. They can’t just come out and say that they don’t like him and don’t want him in the game. Also the Yankees want to get out from underneath that $100 million that they owe him.

Is A-Rod fake and phony? Sure he is! Is he a cheater? Absolutely! Can Bud Selig justify 211 games even with all of the foolish lies boyz are running with now and win the appeal? Not at all! Because none of it makes sense under the JDA (Joint Drug Agreement). You can’t suspend him for 211 games for doing the exact same thing that the next cat was doing and give him 50. A-Rod knows that so he’s gonna make these fools look stupid by appealing. Genius I say or in the hood it’s called Gangsta.

Put up or shut up MLB and stop trying to cover your butt because we all know that dirty players sell tickets. When Sosa and McGuire were chasing the homerun record you set in the cut knowing those clowns were dirty but you let it ride. Why, because you were selling tickets and TV ad space. Now all of a sudden when congress gets a stick up their butts you wanna act like you got robbed in the ghetto by some stick up kid and now you want revenge? 

Go head on with that foolishness! All these duns are out here lyin' and now they've got ole reputable "60 Minutes" caught up in the ride like Trey! They still got time to jump out but they gotta  tell Doughboy to pull over now!

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Suspended Jealousy (The Hateration of A-Rod)

"Huh?"

Oliver Stone once said, “Never underestimate the power of jealousy and the power of envy to destroy. Never underestimate that.” Aristotle gave it to us like this, “Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes himself get good things by jealousy, while the other does not allow his neighbor to have them through envy.” Then George Washington stood up, took his teeth out, poured out a ‘lil liquor for all the dead homies and said, “It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty upon the supposition he may abuse it.”

On Monday Major League Baseball handed down suspensions for 13 players including Alex Rodriguez. A-Rod was hit for 211 games which is equivalent to the rest of this season and all of 2014, while the rest of those duns were just hit for 50 games. The other cats just took the 50 like a “G” and kept it moving. A-Rod on the other hand, is going to appeal it like he should.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! What’s killin’ me is all of these reporters and talking heads on TV that are jealous of this cat for being the pretty boy with all of the bread and the women. Every time one of these Joe’s opens their mouths they’re talking about how fake A-Rod is and that he should just take the punishment and go away.

Now don’t mistake my defense of this cat as me being an A-Rod fan because I can’t stand baseball. It’s like watching paint dry sitting on that plastic cover on Big Momma’s couch with no air conditioning in the summer time. It’s torcher playboy. So don’t get it twisted that I may remotely like this dun or the game of baseball.

However, I can spot a hater a mile away like the sound of a gun shot in the projects. When ole boy was being interviewed on Monday night before his season debut against the White Sox, these cats went in on him about the suspension and rightfully so. It’s obvious that he can’t talk about it because he’s appealing it. Then some dun asks him if he did in fact take steroids and he deflected the question to being happy about being able to play again.

It was classic A-Rod but what did you expect for him to say bruh? Did they really think that this dude was gonna say, “Yeah I took them joints!” when he’s already told you that he’s gonna fight the suspension?  Sure, if he was innocent he would have just come out and said no but he ain't innocent and y'all know that. So why are you asking questions that you already know the answer to and you know he's not gonna keep it 100?

That's like asking Aaron Hernandez if he did it before he goes to court! Or like asking the dope boy if it's his cocaine that they found down the freakin' street from his house right before he goes on trial. Some of these duns out here calling themselves reporters are idiots. I've been in sales for 23 years and the first rule of thought is to never ask a question where there is no answer because it takes you nowhere.

It's like some chick having all of the circumstantial evidence she needs to imply that her man is dirty. However, she doesn't have the smoking gun to prove it but she's upset that this clown isn't just admitting to it. Let me help you out babygirl. If he wanted you to know that he was dirty he would have just told you to swing and be cool with it. So until you find hard evidence he ain't coppin' to nothing! That's A-Rod! Until you produce pictures of him sticking them joints in his butt he ain't, in his Bernie Mac voice, sayin' NOTIN', NOTIN'!

Then I heard some clown say, “It’s all about the money for him man!” And? Give me something else homeboy? It’s always about the money pimp! Boyz ain’t out here working for free! You didn’t fly to the Chi to interview that dun for free. It’s always about the bread.

If he accepts the 211 games he stands to lose $30 million! Would you just give a boy $30 mill if you had never once tested positive and the normal suspension for a positive test is 50 games? Those other duns took the 50 because they didn’t have $30 million sitting on the table.

Let me break it down where you can smell it playboy! If you and your homies were alleged to have stolen candy out of Fat Daddy’s Sugar Spot on your lunch hour and you know full well that you took 50 penny cookies with the strawberry frosting, a bag of Funions and some Lemon Heads but they couldn’t prove it. Then the cafeteria lady with the fish net cap on her head sees you running into the building and takes you to the office do you admit to anything?

They end up giving the rest of your crew 5 swats in the principal’s office because Fat Daddy thinks that you guys stole from him but he can’t prove it. Now you were the light skinned curly head stud that got all the women so because of that they told you that you had to take 20 swats in instead of the 5; even though you had already eaten the candy and there was no evidence. Would you bend over or call Big Momma?

If you would call Big Momma then get off of A-Rod and stop acting brand new. He’s gonna appeal that joint and laugh at the Yankees for trying to help MLB because they got sucka punched and signed him to a 10 year $250 million dollar deal. He didn’t force them to offer him all of that money. Don’t think for one minute that the Yankees aren't driving the bus to get ole boy thrown out of baseball because they’re still on the hook for $100 million with him.

If Major League Baseball really wanted the game to be clean they would have life-time banned boyz the first time they came up dirty years ago. However, dirty cats sell tickets and boost TV ratings. They weren't complaining when Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa were going at it a few years ago. They relished in it because people were watching that ole dull game and they got paid too. So don't hate on A-Rod because he's the pretty boy that boyz don't like.

Now is taking P.E.D.'s cheating? Sure it is! But if you're gonna hand out suspensions be consistent with it. Don't pick and choose who you're gonna jam up and just throw something on the table expecting a boy to roll over just because you think that he should. Any lawyer worth his or her weight in their degree will win that appeal and some. At the very least that 211 games is gonna get cut in half or down to 75 because it's too much bread on the table.

Ima tell you like the old timers in the barber shop once told me, “You’re ALWAYS worth whatever people are WILLING to pay you.” So just because you don’t like A-Rod doesn’t mean that you can just throw him away. Stop me when I start lyin' playboy!

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Pusha Man (A-Rod ain't the problem!)

"I'm not trippin' playboy! So why should you?"

Michael Korda, the famous novelist, once said, “Luck can often mean simply taking advantage of a situation at the right moment. It is possible to make your luck by being always prepared.” Cao Cao, the Chancellor of the Eastern Han Dynasty in the 1^st and 2^nd century AD, gave it to us like this, “What is at peak is certain to decline. He who shows his hand will surely be defeated. He who can prevail in battle by taking advantage of his enemy’s doubts is invincible.”

MLB officials have told Alex Rodriguez’s attorneys that they are willing to ban him for life. They would rather ban ole boy and force him to defend himself than to agree to a suspension that would allow him to play through an appeals process. A-Rod is like “I ain’t agreeing to jack homeboy! If you want me you gotta bring it!”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Yankees are probably all up in the mix with MLB to get this dun banned for life so that they don’t have to pay out the $100 million left on his contract. In 2007 they signed A-Rod to a 10 year $275 million deal after he won the American League MVP award. Now who’s fault is that, A-Rod’s or the Yankees?

Being mad at A-Rod is like getting into a fight with the cat that's messing around with your girl. Your beef ain't with him it's with your girl. He just took what was offered to him. Well...unless he does what your boy Simon Cowell did by getting his friend's wife pregnant. And don't give me that "They're about to get a divorce" crap. It's still his boy's girl and that joint is always off limits. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Like I told you duns before, you’re always worth whatever people are willing to pay you. If the Yankees offered the bread to him then why are boyz hatin’ on A-Rod? There was always a good chance that he was dirty because most cats in the league are. Here’s my roof top screamer again, “Because he’s a cheater Jay! He’s using banned substances man and he cares nothing about the game of baseball.”

I completely agree with you playa but what does any of that have to do with the price of apples in China in the winter time at 3 o’clock in the morning? See fans get caught up in loving the game and boyz like A-Rod are only trying to get paid bruh. On some real talk, all of these cats are trying to get paid. Is it right? Not at all! But if the difference between making $400K and $20 million is taking a banned substance then most young cats will do it. If the difference is playing AAA ball or playing in the majors is bending over and juicing most young cats will juice. Not saying that it’s right but I’m just sayin’!

It’s like deciding that you want to be an Olympic sprinter after your All-American college days. You show up with all of the best intensions of being clean and wanting to do the right thing. As you’re standing at the starting line at the first event of your professional career. You look to your left and then to your right and 8 out of the 9 duns on the track are dirty. After you get the doors blown off of you, you’ve got a decision to make playboy.

You either keep replacing doors, quit and get a real job or find out who the pusha man is. It’s just that simple. It's like being a cat burglar when everybody shows up with masks and gloves on and you show without a mask or gloves. How do you expect to compete? It’s the same way in baseball playboy.

Now I’m not saying that everybody is dirty but most are these cats are because they’re all competing for the same thing. Bread. If having a pusha man is the difference between getting a massive contract and not, then most cats will cheat as we have seen in the past so why are folks acting brand new because A-Rod got busted.

Because their thought process is, “even if I get caught MLB is only gonna hit me for 50 games. I can stand on my head for 50 games. They can’t take the bread from me that I’ve already made and if I wasn’t on these joints, I wouldn’t have made any of this money in the first place. In that case I’ll take my chances.” If MLB wanted to clean up the game they would but dirty players sell tickets.

So for all of you fans hatin’ on A-Rod because he’s fake and phony and always seems to say the right things and it’s so staged etc. He’s done it to get what he wants playboy and that’s sucker contracts from both the Rangers and the Yankees. He doesn’t care about what you think of his charades because they work! How many cats have signed two $250 million plus contracts in the history of the game? Is it right? Well… that depends on how you ask playboy! Fans need to understand that everybody playing the game doesn’t love the game like they do. That’s real talk!

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