Why Golden State has no answer for that Philistine at this point! "Po Pimp"

"I got this!" 

Les Brown, the motivational speaker, once said, "Life takes on meaning when you become motivated, set goals and charge after them in an unstoppable manner." Ralph Marston, the publisher of the Daily Motivator, gave it to us like this, "You've done it before and you can do it now. See the positive possibilities. Redirect the substantial energy of your frustration and turn it into positive, effective, unstoppable determination." Then Leon Foucault, the French physicist, broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "The phenomenon develops calmly, but it is invisible, unstoppable. One feels, one sees it born and grow steadily; and it is not in one's power to either hasten or slow it down." 

Well playas...the phenomenon developed calmly but it wasn't invisible. We've seen this foolishness before. It's unstoppable when it wants to be bruh. We've seen him grow steadily and it's not in anyone's power to either hasten or slow him down in elimination games. On Thursday night that Philistine showed up again in Quicken Loans Arena and put the Cavs on his back to force a Game 7 in Oakland on Sunday night by beatin' the brakes off of Golden State 115-101. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This dun has virtually done the impossible already. He's on the verge of becomin' the only cat to lead a team back after goin' down 3-1 in the NBA Finals. Only two teams in the history of the league has ever forced a "Po Pimp" Do or Die situation after fallin' in that hole bruh! Think about the foolishness that we're watchin' and you're tryin to tell me that Steph Curry is the best player in the league? Stop it! You sound crazy!! 

Listen to this stat line bruh! LeBron averages more than 32 points per game in elimination games which is THEE BEST IN NBA HISTORY but some of you clowns wanna keep sayin' that he's not clutch! Then he turns around in Game 6 after already puttin' up 41 points, 16 rebounds, throwin' 7 dimes, gettin' 3 steals and 3 blocks in Game 5 and puts up another 41 points, 11 assists, 8 rebounds, 4 steals and 3 blocks!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 

Stop hatin' on this cats!!! We've NEVER seen a boy that can do all of things he does on the floor! EVER!!! I've been you tellin' you cats this for years but you won't listen!! Duns's like Jordan ALWAYS showed up to the Finals on the Best TEAM! LeBron was on the BEST TEAM 3 times and won twice! He and his boyz down in Miami completely squandered that 2011 title away to Dallas. No excuses for a dun on that one bruh! 

The beautiful thing about the NBA Playoffs is that the BEST TEAM ALWAYS wins because you've got to beat a boy 4 times. When he lost in 2007 to San Antonio they were one of the greatest teams in the history of the league. When he lost to the Spurs in 2014 San Antonio was the better TEAM bruh! When he lost to Golden State last year the Warriors were the better TEAM!!! The better TEAM always wins unless you're lookin' at Dallas winnin' in 2011. Championships are a TEAM award. 

When you actually stop to think about what this cat is doin' right now if you know anything about the game of basketball you'd stop hatin' on him. NO team has ever won an NBA championship after goin' down 3-1! And this fool has them knockin' on the door. 

I'll just say this, "If" he leads Cleveland to a title after this foolishness you can go ahead and count this 1 title as like 4! 

It's gonna be virtually impossible for the Cavs to go out to Oakland and beat these boyz in a "Po Pimp" Do or Die situation but it's LeBron. The same cat that has the best points per game stat in elimination games in the history of the NBA. If anybody can do it he can. But today I want all of the LeBron haters to duct tape their mouths shut get in my Bernie Mac voice, "BUCKET NAKED" and walk to work this mornin' as punishment for not understandin' the game of basketball. You can't be the best player only bein' able to do one thing on the floor. 

The best player affects every aspect of the game not just in scorin' points bruh!  Durin' a stretch in the second half this dun either scored or assisted on 27 straight points!!! Wheredeydodatat? 

Now I realize that the Philistine was eventually killed but unless a boy is real handy with a slingshot it's gonna be hard to get rid of him in Oakland on Sunday night. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Po Pimp: noun - popular rap song by the group Do or Die  featuring Twista

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