Why Chris Bosh was bein' selfish tryin' to play bruh! "Thick and Thins"

"C'mon bruh it's was gonna be on me tho!" 

Buddha once said, "With fools, there is no companionship. Rather than to live with men who are selfish, vain, quarrelsome, and obstinate, let a man walk alone." Kahlil Gibran, the famous writer and poet, gave it to us like this, "Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself." Then Ricardo Antonio Chavira, the actor, broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "My son's the most precious thing to me; he's changed me from being selfish to selfless." 

Well playas...it's about time somebody talked some sense into Chris Bosh! That dun has been the most selfish father and husband I've ever seen over the past few weeks. That dun has been tryin' to jam the Miami Heat up to let him back out on the floor and the team doctors have been tellin' him to slow his roll. Bruh, you've got Deep Vein Thrombosis!! In layman's terms he's got blood clots in his legs which is the reason why he didn't finish last season! Now he's runnin' into the same problem. There is the real possibility of death if he runs out there and tries to play. I know that a boy wants to play but the risk is too high!!! That's bein' selfish!!! Why!!??

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He's got 5 freakin' kids bruh and a wife! That's why!! And plenty of bread already!!! If that dun runs out there and dies then what? Nobody in their right mind is gonna approve him to play and they shouldn't! 

It's time to pack it in playboy and find something else to do because shootin' hoop ain't gonna happen! Think about it bruh, he's got 5 kids and a net worth of more than $50 million!! Heck he made $22 million this year alone sittin' out with health issues. He doesn't NEED to work. And yes, I realize that he wants to play ball but the good Lord says otherwise. It ain't gonna happen unless he finds a clown like Michael Jackson did to give him the Propofol and risk losin' everything. Now you've got those fools out there but the end result ain't cool at all. Ask ole Mike if I'm lyin'.  

Would you even want a boy to have that on his conscious that he gave you the high sign and then you run out there and die? C'mon bruh! That's selfish to even think that someone would even "think" to ask a boy to do that. If I'm the Miami Heat I'm chainin' that dun to the kitchen table with about 14 feet of length on that joint so a boy can only get to the TV room and the toilet. He's not goin' anywhere near a basketball or sneakers. 

I'll throw that dun some ole school Stacey Adams knobs and some thick and thins with some hip huggers and a Saturday night disco fever shirt with the chest out. We aren't even gonna talk about basketball around that dun. What!!!? 

Now all the real playas can see that Bosh is lookin' at that $118 million they just signed him to and they're winnin' without him. So in reality he ain't worth the price tag and he knows that. That's why he wants to get out there and help contribute to this playoff run. The more they can win without him the less a boy can justify payin' a dun $22 million that's if he can ever come back. 

Bosh!!!! Go sit yo "A" down somewhere and enjoy the rest of your life. There is life after basketball bruh, so go find it. There are a ton of guys that have found it and so can you. But please stop tryin' to convince boyz to let you endanger yourself and be around to raise your kids. God has been good to you  but now it's time to do something else. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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