How Steph made me look like a fool on his 1st day back bruh! "Chris Brown"

"Tell Jay Graves to never doubt me bruh!"

Eddie Rickenbacker, a World War I Medal of Honor recipient, once said, "Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible." Benjamin Franklin gave it to us like this, "Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy." Then Jean Chretien, the former Prime Minister of Canada, broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven." 

Well playas..we got good proof that Steph Curry is in FACT the back to back MVP, the real deal and that the dun isn't even human! On his first day back on the job this dun went NUTS on Portland scorin' 40 points with 17 of them comin' in the overtime period to help the Warriors win 132-125. Now Golden State is up 3-1 and about to nail the coffin shut on these boyz in Game 5 at the crib on Wednesday night. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I've been runnin' around here tellin' boyz that Golden State was snake bitten and that it would be a minute before Steph would look like Steph when he came back. I just said in a Hot Joint yesterday that even when he came back he wouldn't be in any game shape. That his knee was critical in his ability to change directions, dribble with his tenacity and shoot the 3-ball with any effectiveness. Throw all of that out of the window playboy! That's Steph Curry we're talkin' about. 

This dun needed about 2 quarters to find his legs and it was Chris Brown up in that piece! "On and Poppin'! Shawty Shawty!" It's nuts how good he can shoot the rock! Knee injury? What knee injury? 

Now on some real talk, I bet that dun's knee is lookin' like ole boy'z toe in "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" throbbin' land spittin' this mornin'. 

I know that he's sore this mornin' and I wouldn't play him extended minutes on Wednesday. Especially when you're up 3-1. Let that dun rest until the Finals or at the very least play him only 14 or so minutes. Tell Shawn Livingston to close his darn mouth and play the game. Just because he's startin' in Steph's place doesn't make him a superstar so he's not gettin' superstar calls. 

When he went down I said that the gap had suddenly disappeared between the Warriors and the rest of the league. With Curry back, there is still a gap but it's not as big as it once was because San Antonio and Cleveland are both purrin' like kittens. If Monday night was any indication of the foolishness yet to come it should be fun to watch the rest of the way. Whoever wins this joint will have to win it the old fashioned way! They've got to earn it.  Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.

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