Hard Headed (Why RGIII won't be a good QB in the NFL until he gets afreakin' hair cut)

"I'm still not listenin' to y'all bruh!"

Christopher Hicthens, the English author and literary critic, once said, “There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.” Samuel Goldwyn, the famous Hollywood film producer, gave it to us like this, “Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.” Voltaire, the 17^th century writer and philosopher, shut the buildin’ down when he spit some serious fire with, “To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.”

Well playas…ole RGIII must be followin’ Voltaire’s advice to the freakin’ letter because he’s definitely stupid and well-mannered. That may have worked in the 17^th century but it ain’t workin’ today playboy! He always says what he thinks boyz wanna hear instead of bein’ genuine with his answers. He’s been doin’ that foolishness since his days at Baylor. Well, on Monday this dun jumped out of the freakin’ birthday cake and told reporters that he feels like he’s the best QB in the NFL and now he has to prove it. Then has the nerve to turn around on Tuesday and have a slight attitude with boyz for runnin’ with the headline that he provided! Wheredeydodatat?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This is the real world you’re in playa! So it doesn’t matter what you feel like you are! This ain’t Alice in Wonderland. In the real world you either are the best or you aren’t. Period! “Ain’t no in between.” To even make that statement reiterates what I’ve been sayin’ about this dun since he was at Baylor. He’s a phony!

Every time someone puts a camera in his face he’s says what he thinks they want to hear. Ole boy Rob Parker was even fired from ESPN for callin’ him a “Cornball Brother." Now all of the brothers new exactly what he was sayin’ but the powers that be didn’t quite understand so it cost him his job. But in reality he is corny bruh because of this type of foolishness and the fact that he won't listen to reason.

What type of grown man tells a group of reporters that he feels like he’s the best quarterback in the NFL when all he’s accomplished was Rookie of the Year honors and now he can’t stay healthy because he’s hard headed.

He keeps gettin’ banged up because he won’t listen to the freakin’ coaches and every dun around him about runnin’ out of bounds and not takin’ unnecessary hits. However, because he’s hard headed by nature he keeps gettin’ blasted and missin’ time.

On the mornin’ after RGIII won the Heisman Trophy I wrote a Hot Joint entitled “Immortalized” tellin’ all of you cats why he was hard headed and wouldn’t succeed at the next level but you wouldn’t listen. The fact that he showed up to win the Heisman, and there wasn’t any doubt that he wouldn’t win it, with those freakin’ plats in his head told me everything that I needed to know about him.

Now you and everybody’s baby’s momma’s momma knows that if nothin’ else Big Momma pulled that dun to the side a week before the Heisman Trophy Ceremony and told him to cut those plats out of his head because his picture would be immortalized. “Baby…you don’t wanna look like that on that picture forever. So you need to cut your hair.”

He had PLATS bruh! Not corn rolls! Not dreads! Not a freakin' Jheri Curl! HE HAD SOME COUNTRY BAMA PLATS! NOBODY WEARS PLATS BRUH!!! That's some ole back water type-foolishness! So for him to fly to New York City to accept the Heisman Trophy with plats in his head told me that he would struggle in the NFL because he has a problem takin’ advice from people that know more than he does. And low and behold here we are.

He won’t listen to folks that are tryin’ to tell him what’s best for him. If he wouldn’t listen to Big Momma he’s not listenin’ to ANYBODY else and that’s the reason why he sounds like a fool tellin’ boyz that he feels like he’s the best QB in the NFL. Because he won't listen to boyz that can help him get better.

This fool doesn’t even have the self-awareness to realize that he’s playin’ in the same league as Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Breeze, Aaron Rogers, Big Ben, Tony Romo etc. So he can’t feel like anything bruh! That’s like me sayin’ that I feel like I can beat LeBron in a game of one-on-one. That’s like me sayin’ that I feel like I can beat Usain Bolt in a sprint to Ms. Laddie’s mailbox. He sounds stupid!

Then Jay Gruden, his head coach, tried to defend him by sayin’ that he understood what ole boy was sayin’ because DeSean Jackson made the comment before that he was uncoverable. What? DeSean Jackson has a resume of makin’ fools out of boyz in this league. Stop it! You sound crazy? RGIII has done NOTHIN’ but get blasted tryin’ to outrun a boy!

Before he can even become one of the best QB’s in the NFL he’s gotta go see my homeboy Bill Co. in the G to cut those freakin’ plats off. Cuttin’ that foolishness off of his head will be the beginnin’ for his transformation to bein’ a solid quarterback in the NFL. Why? Because it will tell the world that he’s willin’ to take some advice from people that know more than he does. It is IMPOSSIBLE to become great if you're unwilling to listen to folks that know more than you do. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:   
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Fire: noun – important information
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
4) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for “Who does that?”
5) Bill Co.: noun – my homeboy back in Gary, In. that has the hottest barber shop in the area.
6) G: noun – Gary, In.
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