Big ZERO (Why Roy Hibbert has removed ALL doubt that he's useless)

"Are those my stats bruh? They ain't mine!"

Niccolo Machiavelli, the 15^th century Italian philosopher, once said, “There are three kinds of intelligence: one kind understands things for itself, the other appreciates what others can understand, the third understands neither for itself nor through others. This first kind is excellent, the second good, and the third kind useless.” Thomas Edison gave it to us like this, “Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.” Then Chanakya, the ancient Indian teacher and philosopher, shut the buildin’ down with, “The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.”

Well playboy…havin’ a 7’2” 290lb center is just as useless if he can’t block shots or score points bruh! The Indiana Pacers go on a horrific shootin’ night in Denver and lose a close one 76-73. Boyz only managed to shoot 30 percent from the field on the road but still had a chance to walk out of the joint with a win.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Big Momma always said that there would be nights like this so boyz just have to be ready when they show up. Well, havin’ Roy Hibbert in the car when you pull up is supposed to be the formula for a poor shootin’ night, right pimpin’? Feed it to the monster and take advantage to the high percentage shots.

Well this dun played 24 minutes and finished with ZERO points and ZERO blocks! Sure, he only took 4 shots all night but he missed all 4 of them playa. So the first kind of intelligence that understands things for itself tells a boy to stop foolin’ with this dun and figure something else out.

David West went to work, as usual, finishin’ with 19 points and 10 rebounds, Solomon Hill added 11 points to the kitty and C.J. Miles came through with 16 of Big Momma’s sweet potato pies.

Again, let’s use simple logic here playas! The Nuggets scored 48 points in the paint where a dun that is 7’2” lives and he’s got ZERO blocks or points. That’s a problem! On the other end of the floor the Pacers only managed 18 points in the paint and again they’ve got a cat that’s 7’2”. That’s a problem!

If this dun would simply get out of the car and give his boyz a solid 10 and 10 every night they win ball games like this bruh. Heck..if he hits 2 of his 4 shots they win the freakin' game! So like my man Chanakya said earlier, it’s useless to have him around if he can’t cover the team’s rear end nor protect them from insect bites. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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