How the Pacers bum rushed the Raptors in a Big Body Chevy! "Boots"

"Oh, we'll see y'all on Monday playa!"

Marcus Garvey once said, "If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life." Helen Keller gave it to us like this, "Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence." Then Norman Vincent Peale stepped on a boy'z brand new Jordan's and didn't say excuse me when he spit, "Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy."

Well playas...the Indiana Pacers rolled into Air Canada Centre on Saturday afternoon in a the Big Body Chevy leanin' like a bunch of gangstas from the G and put that thang on Toronto 100-90. Everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, thought that the No.2 seeded Raptors were gonna go to work on the No.7 seeded Pacers and go to the crib but that didn't happen playboy. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Pacers were far more confident and aggressive than the duns from up north. The Blue and Gold were foulin' machines in the first 5 or 6 minutes of the ball game bruh! They were wound up so tight that they were foulin' the freakin' beer man in the first quarter. Anybody movin' got fouled. However, they finally calmed down and played ball. 

Paul George struggled on a boy in the first half shootin' 2 for 9 and then at the break he must of eatin' some of Big Momma's sweet potato pie! He shot 10 of 13 the rest of the way and took sneakers and jewelry on his way out of the joint. He finished with 33 points, 6 assists and 4 rebounds! Monta Ellis hopped out of the passenger seat with 15 as Solomon Hill snuck up on a boy with 13! While both George Hill and Myles Turner hit 'um up for 10 apiece. 

And don't get it twisted bruh, George Hill was a MONSTER on defense today! 

The Toronto guards, who are supposed to be All-Stars went on a smoke break out in the parkin' lot and never came back! Kyle Lowry was 3 of 13 from the field and DeMar DeRozan wasn't any better. That dun went 5 of 19!!! Between the two of them they went 1 of 10 from 3-point range and was 8 of 15 from the free throw line. They must have had on Uncle Willie's pop bottle glasses and smokin' weed for glaucoma this mornin'! They couldn't hit an elephant in the butt with a base fiddle. And that's the edited version. Talk about wettin' the bed bruh!!! 

Now the Pacers have home court advantage but it's still a long series playboy! So tighten your belt and boot up because it's gonna be a dog fight! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Big Body Chevy: noun - the 1985 to '90 body style of the Impala
4) The G: noun - Gary, Indiana
5) Boot Up: verb - perparin' to fight. 

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