How the Pacers secured a playoff spot by Brooklyn layin' down! "AAU"

"Really bruh? Y'all showed up to do this?" 
Mao Zedong, the Chinese Communist revolutionary, once said, "The cardinal responsibility of leadership is to identify the dominant contradiction at each point of the historical process and to work out a central line to resolve it." James Allen, the famous author, gave it to us like this, "You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as you dominant aspiration." Then Soren Kierkegaard, the Danish philosopher, broke it down like an O.G. at a hustla's convention in LA when he spit, "Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts." 

Well playas...were the Indiana Pacers as dominant as their thoughts on Sunday night or were the Brooklyn Nets as horrible as their thoughts? The Pacers beat the dog snot out of the Nets 129-105 but the final score was not indicative of the beat down that the Nets voluntarily took at Bankers Life Fieldhouse. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You've gotta give the Pacers their props for hittin' the ball off of the tee and securin' a playoff spot. However, the Nets just walked into the joint and layed down in the middle of the darn floor before the game even started. 

When a team that has already been eliminated from playoff contention walks in the door and announces that they are restin' players it's a freakin' problem. Brooke Lopez didn't play because he needed the rest accordin' to the Nets bruh. Rest for what playboy? They've only got two more games to play and they all go on summer vacation until October!!! You mean that a dun can't even earn his freakin' pay check by simply showin' up to work? Is that too much to ask? Wheredeydodatat? It would be different if they were about to make a serious run and they had already secured a playoff spot but these cats are about to be done for the year. Rest for what? Vacation? Really?

So instead they showed up with somebody's AAU team out of Brooklyn to play the Pacers. At the half it was 69-41! At one point Indiana was up 42 points on these boyz! Myles Turner led the Blue and Gold with 28 points and 10 rebounds. George Hill dropped off 18. While Ian Mahinmi came through with 16 and 6 as PG13 put 15 points, 6 assists and 5 rebounds in the kitty, The bench scored 70 points!!!! Again, wheredeydodatat? 

Frank Vogel's boyz are now the 7th seed in the East so they'll be playin' Toronto in the first round. You would think that he'll rest PG until the playoffs start because he's been banged up lately.  

I still can't get over Brooklyn just layin' down and gettin' dog walked on GP. That showed no pride whatsoever bruh. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for, "Who does that?" 
4) GP: General purposes, for the hell of it. 

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