How Greg Hardy just made it REAL easy for the NFL to walk away. "Crazy"

"Aw yeah bruh! I'm as crazy as they come! Trust me on that!"

James Faust, the well-known clergyman, once said, "Honesty is more than not lying. It is truth telling, truth speaking, truth living, and truth loving." Josefina Vazquez Mota, the Mexican businesswoman, gave it to us like this, "There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics." Hannah Adrendt, the political theorist, shut the buildin' down when she spit, "The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar and deceiver wishes to hide." 

Well playas...ole Greg Hardy is havin' the darndest time tryin' to lie to boyz because it's impossible for him to hide a clear notion of the truth. Why? Because everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, has seen the pictures. On Monday this fool does a one-on-one interview with ESPN's Adam Schefter where he flat out denies that he's ever hit a woman. 

This dun actually looked a boy in the face and with his own mouth said, "I've never put my hand on any woman. In my whole entire life, no sir." He goes on to say that he was raised in the bible belt and that his momma didn't allow them to even fight their siblings etc. Bruh, who's momma "allowed" them to fight their siblings? Really? 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Greg Hardy is either really crazy or he's just really crazy! This dun gets on national TV and says that he didn't steal the rims off of the car in front of Big Momma's house when the pictures clearly shows the ride sittin' on milk crates and the rims where found at his house with his finger prints all over them. 

Did this fool forget that they took pictures of ole girl after he beat the brakes off of her? Where is this cat from bruh? Then after Schefter checks him by tellin' him that the pictures tell a completely different story and this dun says, "Pictures are pictures, and they can be made to look like whatever they want to. I didn't say I didn't do anything wrong. That situation occurred and that situation was handled, but as a man you can't avoid situations that aren't your fault or are your fault." What!!!!?? 

That dun sounds like he's in the principals office in the 3rd grade somewhere or like he's been with Project Pat sippin' on some sizzurp in Memphis. I didn't hit the chick but "I didn't say I didn't do anything wrong." What!!? If you didn't hit the chick then you didn't do anything wrong. So what did you do wrong bruh?  Fart when you were thinkin' about hittin' her? 

Let me slow down pimpin'! The accusation is that you hit the chick. If you didn't hit her then you did nothin' wrong! So how are you tellin' a boy that you didn't say that you didn't do anything wrong? 

If I accused you of stealin' my rims only and you said that you didn't steal them. Then you're sayin' that you aren't guilty of the crime in question. You can't say that you didn't say that you didn't do anything wrong. Either you stole them or your didn't bruh? Either you hit the chick or you didn't. 

That's why this clown isn't on a roster this mornin'. Nobody wants to fool with a fool. You did it, got busted and now say that I'm sorry and move on. Continuin' to lie about it is crazy. THERE ARE PICTURES of ole girl with bruises all over her. She didn't run into a semi and blame you for it bruh. Stop it! You sound crazy! And will somebody please stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: to say
2) Ms. Jackson: noun - popular song by rap group OutKast. 
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to. 

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