How Brent Grimes' wife basically ended his career bein' an idiot "Lifestyle"

"Now what genius?" 

Benjamin Franklin once said, "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." Galileo Galilei, the Italian astronomer and physicist, gave it to us like this, "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." Then Victor Hugo, the French poet, broke it down so that it would forever be broken when he spit, "The animal is ignorant of the fact that he knows. The man is aware of the fact that he is ignorant." 

Well playas...not everyone is aware of the fact that they're ignorant. Let's start right there pimpin'! Brent Grimes, former Miami Dolphins cornerback, is out of work today because his wife isn't aware of that very fact. Ole boy was cut on Wednesday because the team got tired of dealin' with her foolishness! You read that right bruh! They got tired of her!!!

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy's wife, Miko Grimes, has been terrorizin' duns in Miami for a minute now. Back durin' the season she went at her husband's own teammate and quarterback Ryan Tannehill on Twitter of all places. She just blasted him sayin' how she knew that he wasn't any good etc. She's constantly cursin' boyz out on social media and seems to have no filter whatsoever. 

Back in September she got arrested outside of Sun Life stadium on charges of disorderly conduct, resistin' arrest with violence and battery on a law enforcement officer. Bruh...she fired on a cop at her husband's job playa! Wheredeydodatat? 

Not only is she reckless with the folks at his job. She’s cursin’ the media-types out too. Here’s the crazy thing about it playa, she ain’t even on the team bruh!!! She hasn’t run a single sprint, not one ladder, lifted anybody's weight, tackled a single solitaire dun!! As a matter of fact, she hasn’t even missed a tackle or blown a coverage but she’s the reason he's unemployed today. Again, Wheredeydodatat? 

Not only is the dun on the street now. NOBODY wants to sign him because his wife is a darn fool! And that’s the edited version!! Multiple GM's have passed on him because of her. 

Can you imagine your “Stay at home wife” comin’ up to your job cursin’ your co-workers out and then firin’ on the cop tryin’ to get her out of the freakin’ buildin’? I mean, visualize that for a minute bruh. You're takin' care of her and she's livin' the good life but she's the reason why you're lookin' crazy today without a job. 

What’s so jacked up is that he’s 32 years old! He’s already at the end of his career or comin’ down the back stretch of it. And the dun is 5’10” 181lbs! There’s nothin’ special about him bruh!! It’s not like he’s a 6’5” 235lb. wide out that can run a 4.35 forty. He’s a 32 year old 5’10” 181lb. cat. You can find a dun that size on ANY playground, street corner, D-1, 2 or 3 school in America. Hold on a second bruh, I just saw two duns that size run through my back yard tryin' to steal my kid's bike. 

Fellas, unless your wife/girl/side piece has a plan B for you to make the same type of bread the NFL is payin’. Tell her to shut her butt up, enjoy the game and the lifestyle because it ain’t guaranteed. Stop me when I start lyin’! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)  Spit: verb - to say

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender  specific. 
3) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for "Who does that?" 

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