Why Auburn's Peyton Barber is at the NFL Combine lyin' on hismomma! "My Feet"

"I gotta make this sound good for these boyz!" 

As I'm hangin' out at the NFL Combine I sit down with some old wise cats debatin' the concept of deception. Leonardo da Vinci said, "The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions." Luc de Clapiers, the 18th century French writer, stood up and shouted, "The art of pleasing is the art of deception." Then John Ruskin, the 19th century English art critic, shut the joint down like gangsta at a private school in the suburbs when he spit, "The essence of lying is in deception, not in words." 

Well playas...they were really talkin' about former Auburn runnin' back, Peyton Barber, tellin' these fake media-types that the reason that he declared for the draft after his red-shirt sophomore season was because his momma was homeless. So every dun in the room fell for the oakey doke and now it's national news this mornin'! EVERY dun but me, that is. 

Well let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When that dun said it I immediately said to myself, "Is she homeless or is she livin' with somebody?" Then ole boy said in the next breath that she lives with his sister and her three kids!!! That ain't homeless bruh!!! She just doesn't have a freakin' deed or lease in her name but she has an address! THAT AIN'T HOMELESS by hood standards!!!

Yes, by definition she is homeless because, excuse my grammar, "She ain't got no rights to ownership in the joint and could be put out at anytime for actin' a fool." However, if you use that technical definition then 90 percent of the duns livin' in the hood or anywhere else are homeless bruh! There's always somebody livin' with somebody else! Think about it bruh, all of these sucka cats livin' with their girlfriends are HOMELESS!!! Why? Because the joint isn't in their name! Stop with this foolishness! 

And let me say this to ALL of the suckas that are livin' with their women whether the joint is in their names or not. IT'S POINTLESS TO BE A SINGLE MAN WITH MARRIED MAN ISSUES! "Why are you lvin' with a chick that ain't yo wife?" Because you gotta live by the rules of bein' married if you live with your girl! That's straight up ignorant!!! Now lets get back to Peyton Barber's ole lyin' tail. 

This dun jumps out here and tells boyz that he left school early because his momma is homeless to justify in his mind why he left early. Not because his momma is homeless because she ain't homeless bruh. He wanted to leave because he wanted that bread now instead of later. Sure, is he gonna buy his mother a place of her own? You darn right he will if he gets that type of bread but don't make this about yo momma bruh like she's out here on the street. What he should have said was, "I would like to buy my mother a new home when I get drafted." You don't put your dukes on blast like that! 

My mother lived with me for a few years but she wasn't homeless!!! Heck, when I first got out of college I lived with my mom for a few years but I wasn't homeless!!! 

Homeless is when a dun is livin' in a freakin' shelter, a mission or on the darn street. Homeless ain't livin' with your kid, That's called "Needin' a place to stay 'til I get on my feet." And you didn't have to run out of Auburn for yo momma because your sister was holdin' her down. You ran out of Auburn because you were impatient and wanted that bread. Now I'm not mad at you playa, just stop lyin' on yo momma cuz she's gonna curse you out for puttin' her on blast. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1)Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Dukes: noun - short for Ma Dukes, mother

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