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"These buckets bruh!" |
Well playas...that advice is relevant to everybody listenin' except for the dull New York Knicks on a Wednesday night in Indiana. They simply couldn't control Paul George! That dun jumped out of the birthday cake in the second half and they had no choice but to be reduced by him. Ole boy unloaded 25 of his 27 points to help the Pacers knock them off 108-105. That was their 13th loss in the last 15 games bruh. Wheredeydodatat?
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! PG13 couldn't find a bucket in the first half bruh! That dun couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat! He couldn't hit the side of a barn with a tow truck. He couldn't' hit an elephant in the butt with a bass fiddle wearin' magnifying glasses with a flash light on his head. That dun was 1 or 9 from the field with 2 points at the break.
At least Monta Ellis got goin' early and showed a ton of leadership and aggressiveness on defense. He knocked down his first two 3-point attempts to shake off the foolishness of goin' 2-24 in Miami on Monday night. Boyz held PG down in the first half like some real G's do in the hood until he got himself together. Either Dr. Tavel showed up at the break to get that dun some new contact lens or Bill Russell sat him down like he did Uncle Drew. "What these young bloods have to understand is that this game has always been, and will always be, about buckets."
Ole boy came out on fire drivin' the whip with the seat leaned all the way back with his arm hangin' out of the window and popped off 10 points in the third quarter. Then he turned the music up in the fourth and gave 'um another 15 on EVERYTHING. You know when a boy puts it on "everything" he's serious. Some cats put it on their seeds, their hoods and even on their momma. But when a boy puts it on "EVERYTHING I LOVE" it's serious business playboy.
PG let boyz know that he's a real All-Star in this league. Not just a dun that's popular enough to get fans to vote for him. Naw playa, he can put up numbers and help the Pacers win games. But again, Monta Ellis is the real leader of that team whether he realizes it or not. PG's a nice dude that can hoop but Monta is the Alpha dawg that will lead them into the playoffs. Listen to what I'm sayin' bruh. He's gonna lead them not with numbers and points but with attitude. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Young Bloods: noun - to young cats comin' up
4) Whip: noun - luxury vehicle
5) Dr. Tavel: noun - local dentist that needs to pay me for this shout. Tell that dun when you see he that he owe's me bread. I couldn't help it because his name sounds funny in the joint.
6) Seed: noun - one's children or offspring
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